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At times, Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to give off a Jessica Simpson vibe, doesn’t she? Hewitt and Simpson are basically cut out of the same cloth – both are in love with love, both date men who seem douchey, like John Mayer, and both seem completely unable to not bring the epic overshare when discussing their relationships. Where Jessica Simpson has perfected this into an art, I sometimes feel that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s whole deal has a more significant whiff of desperation. Granted, Jennifer Love is on a hit show (The Ghost Whisperer), and has a better acting career than Jessica, so she should be less desperate. But Love wants the kind of attention Jessica gets – and she needs it now! She needs us to see her play tennis in a bikini! She needs us to believe she’s a size two. She needs us to believe that she’s so desirable, she’s literally always in some sort of state of engagement. But I digress…
So Jennifer Love’s latest relationship is with Jamie Kennedy. Jamie and Love have brought the overshare before, but this story from In Touch Weekly takes it to a new level. In this episode, we get to hear what Jamie Kennedy said to Love the first time he saw her naked. Guess what? It wasn’t as sweet as you’d imagine!
Jennifer Love Hewitt recently shared a few intimate details about her romance with Jamie Kennedy – specifically, that he once accidentally insulted her naked body!
While performing his improv show in Brea, California on August 23, Jamie brought Jennifer onstage, where she showed off her sense of humor.
“The first time Jamie saw me with nothing on was special and I wanted to look hot. I had all my hair pulled over one shoulder off my back,” she said. “When Jamie saw me, he said, ‘Hey, pear ass!’”
Jennifer noted that the ladies in the audience would understand that wasn’t a good thing. “You know, some guys have said my body is a wonderland,” she laughed, jokingly referring to the hit song her ex John Mayer was rumored to have written about her 2001. “Now I get called a pear!”
But later in the set, Jamie explained it was a compliment and made up for it by gushing that she is “amazing, talented and has a great body” that he loves.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, September 21 2009]
Am I being too judgy and high maintenance if I said that I would totally freak out if a guy called me “pear ass”? I do sort of have a pear ass – no one notices because my enormous rack evens my pear ass out. Actually, I have more of a shelf ass. It’s the kind of ass that men seem to want to balance their beer on. It sticks out perpendicular to my body. But for a guy to call me out on that – much less publicly – I would freak.
Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt are shown out playing bikini basketball on 8/1/09 while on vacation in Hawaii and then out at a restaurant later that day. Credit: Fame Pictures
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Body image, Jamie Kennedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt
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… yeah, if a guy called me pear ass the first time he saw me naked, playground privileges would be immediately revoked. Permanently.
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I guess pear ass is better than calling her a fat ass, lazy ass or even dumb ass!
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LOL Alison E! Agreed. No pear forr you! (Insert Soup Nazi accent here)
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She’s overbearing. Way too clingly
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If I got called that, me and my pear ass would be out the door! I have no ass, when I gain weight I gain it in my legs and stomach and my ass disappears. But if I got called “No ass” same result.
And I think the picture up top sums it up perfectly. She’s all over him and he’s looking at the camera. The guys always are really into her for the first month or so…then she becomes super-needy and they start to drift off.
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Firestarter, you took the words out of my mouth. Let’s also add lard ass and jack ass.
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Guys are dumb. He probably meant it as a compliment, aka “mmm baby bring that juicy bootay over here now”…nice plug in about your rack and ass though, lol….
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Sam, I totally forgot those! Thanks for the additions!
: )
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Allison E:
That was hilarious!
If I was called “pear ass” he would be playing with is “banana” by himself.
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He was just being honest?
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She has a very cute shape. Not too skinny. How endearing of her boyfriend…
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sometimes they really should be allowed to tell you that outfit makes your ass look fat. W/O getting in trouble, because sometimes your ass does look fat in that outfit and you should know before you leave the house.
Naked however is not the time for such honesty. “Hey pear ass” is strange bedroom talk I’d much rather hear Ligeia’s “juicy booty”
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“[...] both are in love with love, both date men who seem douchey”
That was funny as hell! Great way to put it.
I wish she’d lose the fake lashes. She seems so sweet and lovely and ends up with the wrong men. Why? Sad.
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My body is EXACTLY like hers and I am a size 3! I hate my legs!
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Do men ever apologize for their opinions and fret about being considered “judgy” and “high maintenance” ???
This is why women get bullied in life. This is why women are seen as easy targets. Women are so afraid of being disliked and taking a stand and having opinions. That doesn’t mean turn into a rude obstinate hellcat, but stop worrying so much about not being liked or people saying bad things.
And, no, it is not unreasonable to not like being called a pear ass, especially by an alleged loved one. Did you really need confirmation on that?
This Kennedy dude should be grateful to be with her. He is fugly himself and not one to be casting stones.
(Does this judgy comment make my ass look like a pear????)
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I agree. Anyone in a constant state of engagement with every partner they date reeks of desperation.
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i’ve always been trying to figure out what celeb body type I have, and now I know I am a Jennifer Love Hewitt, minus the boobs (so sad) and 5 inches taller
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The dude has a pear face.
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I HATE ugly guys who hide their insecurities by insulting their girlfriends.
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She is so far above and beyond his league it isn’t even funny. This guy should be thanking his lucky stars that he landed a gig on her show, let alone a re-occurring role in her bed! I get the “pretty girl” falls for “funny comedian” thing, but in this case the guy really isn’t that funny.
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I don’t know about you ladies, but the first time it’s naked time, I want my partner to be speechless.
Like, the robe falls and the jaw drops speechless.
“Pear ass” will earn you a one way bus ticket and a permanent bedroom ban.
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Alison E: LMAO! No kidding.
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She should’ve pointed, laughed and said “hey weasle dink!”
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Alison E: AMEN girl! Ditto this girl…the “Pear Ass” comment is likely to also earn that guy one of my shoes up his a$$ as well.
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Do you guys remember they announced they were officially dating on March 13 even though they actually were together in January? And people said they give it 6 months. Well six months is Sept 13, 2 more days! I have a feeling she won’t stay with him long.
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Look at this guy, he’s carrying a purse and wearing big wooden beads, and he looks like he has a perm. The fact that he has ever even seen a naked girl in person is a shock. I hope Jennifer dumps him when ANYONE else comes along. What is she thinking???
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Look at this guy, he’s carrying a purse and wearing big wooden beads, and he looks like he has a perm. The fact that he has ever even seen a naked girl in person is a shock. I hope Jennifer dumps him when ANYONE else comes along. What is she thinking???
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Jamie should just be lucky he could get someone that hot. He looks like crap and doesn’t have a career and although Jennifer does have a pear shaped body, she’s not bad looking. She’s definitely way above his rank.
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I wouldn’t get THAT upset @ “Pear Ass”. If I’m in bed with someone, obviously it means they were attracted to me in the first place. I think I would know it was an innocuous slip, unless he said it in an asshole-y way.
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Jennifer has a small and long waist with ample “hips”, so that -is- pear shaped.
Pear Ass reads like an insult, but it was probably a comic’s way of expressing his admiration of her shape. Also, the tone of voice would be very telling here.
I may have watch Ghost Whisperer too often…
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She’s tiny. How the hell people make fun of her for being a fatass is beyond me.
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you know what, some guys like a well-rounded arse. maybe it wasn’t the best way to show his enthusiasm (other than an erection) but he does like her body. enuff said.
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“Actually, I have more of a shelf ass. It’s the kind of ass that men seem to want to balance their beer on. It sticks out perpendicular to my body”
Ahahaha! Me too!!
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Hey, pear ass is a good thing.
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Maybe she calls him banana dick and they’re even!
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I love her body. It’s very womanly and she’s so pretty.
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wooww so cool and wired at the same time i just hope it works out for them i am kinda glad there togher in 1000 ways i can think of or 1000000 ways but who is counting well me i’m just kinda ok with it even there co-star well jennifer can make life hell with jamie but nobody can tell her what to do
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shit! i can’t belevie there dating i love jennifer but this the most stupied thing she has ever done in her well i dont know about t e things shes done in her life beside shes almost gotten married 3-4 times the 5th is the star point in her life i think. p.s i love jamie 2 he is so cute
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