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		<title>By: Rodney McDowell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rodney McDowell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He looks like a total putz.
Make that Putz.(capitol P)
Who the hell is he anyhow ?
Never heard of him.

Jessi looks like she is putting on some poundage too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He looks like a total putz.<br />
Make that Putz.(capitol P)<br />
Who the hell is he anyhow ?<br />
Never heard of him.</p>
<p>Jessi looks like she is putting on some poundage too.
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		<title>By: nonsense</title>
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		<dc:creator>nonsense</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What are you people are talking about? Gatsby Girl was just stating an opinion. Think Twice is the one who went off like a rambling kook. I can&#039;t stand people like this - when you disagree with them it makes you a &quot;psycho&quot;. 

Gatsby girl, get off this site and save yourself from this negative ridiculousness. I don&#039;t even agree with you (I do think Douche is a harmful word toward women) but these people are treating you like shit for no reason. 

Douches!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you people are talking about? Gatsby Girl was just stating an opinion. Think Twice is the one who went off like a rambling kook. I can&#8217;t stand people like this &#8211; when you disagree with them it makes you a &#8220;psycho&#8221;. </p>
<p>Gatsby girl, get off this site and save yourself from this negative ridiculousness. I don&#8217;t even agree with you (I do think Douche is a harmful word toward women) but these people are treating you like shit for no reason. </p>
<p>Douches!
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		<title>By: Queenpen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Queenpen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it me, or is John Mayer a vulture or scavenger on mentally abusing and or picking up on emotionally insecure women...Simpson=&gt;Aniston=&gt;Simpson..and then Simpon=&gt;Loser Tony=&gt;Aniston =&gt;Loser Mayer  Simpson=&gt;Mayer..this is a sick cycle of two women who have obviously don&#039;t see what most mild tempered normal Hollywierd people see....&quot;Don&#039;t Date Him Gurl&quot;.....RUN!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it me, or is John Mayer a vulture or scavenger on mentally abusing and or picking up on emotionally insecure women&#8230;Simpson=&gt;Aniston=&gt;Simpson..and then Simpon=&gt;Loser Tony=&gt;Aniston =&gt;Loser Mayer  Simpson=&gt;Mayer..this is a sick cycle of two women who have obviously don&#8217;t see what most mild tempered normal Hollywierd people see&#8230;.&#8221;Don&#8217;t Date Him Gurl&#8221;&#8230;..RUN!!!
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awww looks like the children actually learned something in summer school. HEY! This is not the meaning of the word douche in 21st century conversation messaging board. Go get friends and a life! Stop fighting over that stupid word! You people are worse than John Mayer and that stupid bimbo that keeps falling for it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awww looks like the children actually learned something in summer school. HEY! This is not the meaning of the word douche in 21st century conversation messaging board. Go get friends and a life! Stop fighting over that stupid word! You people are worse than John Mayer and that stupid bimbo that keeps falling for it.
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Firestarter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Mayer is a douche! Haha! Sorry, I couldn&#039;t resist! Who knew this thread could erupt into such a bloody controversy? Now I hope &quot;bloody&quot; doesn&#039;t offend anyone! : )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mayer is a douche! Haha! Sorry, I couldn&#8217;t resist! Who knew this thread could erupt into such a bloody controversy? Now I hope &#8220;bloody&#8221; doesn&#8217;t offend anyone! : )
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		<title>By: Elle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for responding JaundiceMachine.
I did appreciate your original post as it made me think about the word in an entirely new way.  I agree, it&#039;s nice to hear an intelligent perspective about these issues. Have a good day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for responding JaundiceMachine.<br />
I did appreciate your original post as it made me think about the word in an entirely new way.  I agree, it&#8217;s nice to hear an intelligent perspective about these issues. Have a good day!
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They&#039;re both idiots. 

First off he&#039;s disgusting, but we already knew that, so no suprise there and she&#039;s a pathetic retard (and I mean that in the sense that her mental level must not surpass that of a 4th grader).

I could care less about either and I stopped caring about Jessica when it was found out what a slag she was by cheating on Nick Lachey with Bam Margera (really?) and that lead singer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They&#8217;re both idiots. </p>
<p>First off he&#8217;s disgusting, but we already knew that, so no suprise there and she&#8217;s a pathetic retard (and I mean that in the sense that her mental level must not surpass that of a 4th grader).</p>
<p>I could care less about either and I stopped caring about Jessica when it was found out what a slag she was by cheating on Nick Lachey with Bam Margera (really?) and that lead singer.
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		<title>By: Juanita</title>
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		<dc:creator>Juanita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He would not know the meaning of &quot;keep quiet&quot; if it hit him in the face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He would not know the meaning of &#8220;keep quiet&#8221; if it hit him in the face.
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Elle - I realize that my interpretation isn&#039;t a common one - that&#039;s why I took the time to explain my perspective. :) 

To be fair, though, I think &quot;douche&quot; has become such a lazy slang that most people (average people on the street, not the thoughtful, intelligent crowd here) don&#039;t really even think to equate &quot;douche&quot; with cleaning out lady parts. 

I mean, for better or for worse, it&#039;s been inundated into our cultural lexicon, and I think it&#039;s taken on a new meaning unto itself. (&quot;That douche stole my parking spot!&quot;)  I&#039;m not saying it&#039;s right, I&#039;m just saying it&#039;s only going to be as offensive as you allow it to be. 

As for the &quot;N&quot; word - I&#039;m not about to touch that.  Whereas &quot;douchebag&quot; has been popularized by fratboys playing grabass, the &quot;n&quot; word carries with it a very long and complex history of hate.  &quot;Douche&quot; might range from obnoxious to mildly offensive in our pop culture, but there&#039;s no mistaking the heaviness of the &quot;n&quot; word.  It&#039;s gross, and I&#039;m not about to defend such a hateful word.

I really appreciate having this discussion and hearing what other intelligent, opinionated women have to say.  I very much consider myself a proud feminist (who was raised by a &lt;i&gt;very&lt;/i&gt; proud feminist), so I felt the need to throw in my two cents.  

I see your perspective, and I appreciate it - I don&#039;t feel the need to change anyone&#039;s opinion.  I&#039;ve taken so many human sexuality courses in college that, for me, &quot;douche&quot; is equated with a laughably useless &quot;tool&quot;, and I just thought it might be worthwhile to take that into consideration. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elle &#8211; I realize that my interpretation isn&#8217;t a common one &#8211; that&#8217;s why I took the time to explain my perspective. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>To be fair, though, I think &#8220;douche&#8221; has become such a lazy slang that most people (average people on the street, not the thoughtful, intelligent crowd here) don&#8217;t really even think to equate &#8220;douche&#8221; with cleaning out lady parts. </p>
<p>I mean, for better or for worse, it&#8217;s been inundated into our cultural lexicon, and I think it&#8217;s taken on a new meaning unto itself. (&#8220;That douche stole my parking spot!&#8221;)  I&#8217;m not saying it&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m just saying it&#8217;s only going to be as offensive as you allow it to be. </p>
<p>As for the &#8220;N&#8221; word &#8211; I&#8217;m not about to touch that.  Whereas &#8220;douchebag&#8221; has been popularized by fratboys playing grabass, the &#8220;n&#8221; word carries with it a very long and complex history of hate.  &#8220;Douche&#8221; might range from obnoxious to mildly offensive in our pop culture, but there&#8217;s no mistaking the heaviness of the &#8220;n&#8221; word.  It&#8217;s gross, and I&#8217;m not about to defend such a hateful word.</p>
<p>I really appreciate having this discussion and hearing what other intelligent, opinionated women have to say.  I very much consider myself a proud feminist (who was raised by a <i>very</i> proud feminist), so I felt the need to throw in my two cents.  </p>
<p>I see your perspective, and I appreciate it &#8211; I don&#8217;t feel the need to change anyone&#8217;s opinion.  I&#8217;ve taken so many human sexuality courses in college that, for me, &#8220;douche&#8221; is equated with a laughably useless &#8220;tool&#8221;, and I just thought it might be worthwhile to take that into consideration.
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		<title>By: duh</title>
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		<dc:creator>duh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>uh Kaiser, wake up... jm is a narcissistic, emotionally abusive ass! 

are you really just figuring that out now?

please stop featuring him on this blog!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>uh Kaiser, wake up&#8230; jm is a narcissistic, emotionally abusive ass! </p>
<p>are you really just figuring that out now?</p>
<p>please stop featuring him on this blog!
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