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		<title>By: citadel equipment finance corp</title>
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		<dc:creator>citadel equipment finance corp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 05:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Props for the insightful read about this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Props for the insightful read about this.
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		<title>By: Maritza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maritza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Liz wrote exactly what I was thinking!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Liz wrote exactly what I was thinking!
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		<title>By: nancy</title>
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		<dc:creator>nancy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s melllllllltttttiiiiiiing.  Surely in this economy there are PR people hungry enough for work to take over the public image of this idiot.  1.  Have him admit to and apologize for everything.  2.  Get a home close to the kids and not in NY.  3.  Get cars big enough to drive with the kids.  4. Stop taking the little blue pills.  5.  Bathe at least one time a week.  Sigh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s melllllllltttttiiiiiiing.  Surely in this economy there are PR people hungry enough for work to take over the public image of this idiot.  1.  Have him admit to and apologize for everything.  2.  Get a home close to the kids and not in NY.  3.  Get cars big enough to drive with the kids.  4. Stop taking the little blue pills.  5.  Bathe at least one time a week.  Sigh.
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		<title>By: Fat Elvis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fat Elvis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CeeJay: You said it. I&#039;d be throwing the party of the f*cking century.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CeeJay: You said it. I&#8217;d be throwing the party of the f*cking century.
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		<title>By: CeeJay</title>
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		<dc:creator>CeeJay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And Kate cries over breaking up with this guy?  She should be counting her lucky stars!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Kate cries over breaking up with this guy?  She should be counting her lucky stars!!!
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what a twat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what a twat.
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		<title>By: mollination</title>
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		<dc:creator>mollination</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;m like &#039;hey Sean&#039;, no big deal.&quot;






HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Omg....when they&#039;re delusional they really ARE D-LOOOOOOOO-SIONAL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m like &#8216;hey Sean&#8217;, no big deal.&#8221;</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</p>
<p>Omg&#8230;.when they&#8217;re delusional they really ARE D-LOOOOOOOO-SIONAL.
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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>His face looks like a bloated tangerine-Kate must be laughing her ass off while Jon continues to act like a 14 year old. I think Jon is wearing Hailey&#039;s makeup now-he is so friggin whipped!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His face looks like a bloated tangerine-Kate must be laughing her ass off while Jon continues to act like a 14 year old. I think Jon is wearing Hailey&#8217;s makeup now-he is so friggin whipped!
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Firestarter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am not one for advocating violence, but this man makes me want to BEAT his ugly, smug loser face in! He is so disgusting and it is totally absurd to me that he even needs a bodyguard, other than maybe from me, since I want to beat his mug to a pulp!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not one for advocating violence, but this man makes me want to BEAT his ugly, smug loser face in! He is so disgusting and it is totally absurd to me that he even needs a bodyguard, other than maybe from me, since I want to beat his mug to a pulp!
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		<title>By: BitterBetty</title>
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		<dc:creator>BitterBetty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TaylorB I was just thinking he&#039;s starting to look like an asian William Shatner.</description>
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