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	<title>Comments on: Cover of In Touch: Jon Gosselin was a dud in bed, by nanny Stephanie Santoro</title>
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		<title>By: Shanny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shanny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the biggest fool in this whole situation is Hailey for not dumping Jon.

My husband came from a broken home where his dad had different woman over all the time, my husband knew what was going on as a child and as an adult has very litte respect for his dad.  i think these kids will catch on to Jon&#039;s messing around on his kid time. Really can&#039;t he wait till he is not with the kids to play with young girls????
Did kate not say when the police incident happened that Cara or Maddy called her and was upset about daddy and the babysitter getting too cozy???
Seems Jon is one lie after another and Kate&#039;s stories seem to be proving true.  Jon moving on is the best thing that could have happened to Kate, I think she will have a happier life with out his fat cheating dishonest ass.
I do feel bad for the kids tho.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the biggest fool in this whole situation is Hailey for not dumping Jon.</p>
<p>My husband came from a broken home where his dad had different woman over all the time, my husband knew what was going on as a child and as an adult has very litte respect for his dad.  i think these kids will catch on to Jon&#8217;s messing around on his kid time. Really can&#8217;t he wait till he is not with the kids to play with young girls????<br />
Did kate not say when the police incident happened that Cara or Maddy called her and was upset about daddy and the babysitter getting too cozy???<br />
Seems Jon is one lie after another and Kate&#8217;s stories seem to be proving true.  Jon moving on is the best thing that could have happened to Kate, I think she will have a happier life with out his fat cheating dishonest ass.<br />
I do feel bad for the kids tho.
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gagz.  I have to wonder who would sleep with such a schlump, but then I remember he&#039;s a reality TV joke, so, every opportunist out there must&#039;ve done him.  BLEURCK!  

He&#039;s lucky anybody would; he&#039;s revealed his true trashiness.  His time will run out as soon as he&#039;s off the air.  Plus he&#039;s a fat, fugly, lazy slobby SADDO.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gagz.  I have to wonder who would sleep with such a schlump, but then I remember he&#8217;s a reality TV joke, so, every opportunist out there must&#8217;ve done him.  BLEURCK!  </p>
<p>He&#8217;s lucky anybody would; he&#8217;s revealed his true trashiness.  His time will run out as soon as he&#8217;s off the air.  Plus he&#8217;s a fat, fugly, lazy slobby SADDO.
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		<title>By: UrbanRube</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s such a freaking child. &quot;I guess we can kiss just once.&quot; Hello, middle school! They should have called it &quot;Kate Plus Nine.&quot;

Not that she&#039;s not a piece of work herself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s such a freaking child. &#8220;I guess we can kiss just once.&#8221; Hello, middle school! They should have called it &#8220;Kate Plus Nine.&#8221;</p>
<p>Not that she&#8217;s not a piece of work herself.
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		<title>By: Goddess711</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dry heaves. There&#039;s nothing left to throw up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dry heaves. There&#8217;s nothing left to throw up.
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		<title>By: Patty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GOMO, I am not on &quot;Kate&#039;s campaign&quot; or whatever you said.  I think they had these children too young and Jon was/is overwhelmed and wanted some of his life back. He and Kate did invitro and when there were all the babies, their faith helped them to decide to not do reduction and just have what they were given.  They both were in on that.  I&#039;m sure Kate feels trapped too, at times.  Neither of them are perfect, but Jon obviously doesn&#039;t have an ounce of judgement when it comes to publicity whores, so there you go.  They could have a short conversation and then these starf*ckers come out looking for their 15 minutes of fame. These &quot;women&quot; who are coming forward are most likely lying, but obviously will sell their integrity for some tabloid cash. There&#039;s always three sides to every story - his side, her side, and the truth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GOMO, I am not on &#8220;Kate&#8217;s campaign&#8221; or whatever you said.  I think they had these children too young and Jon was/is overwhelmed and wanted some of his life back. He and Kate did invitro and when there were all the babies, their faith helped them to decide to not do reduction and just have what they were given.  They both were in on that.  I&#8217;m sure Kate feels trapped too, at times.  Neither of them are perfect, but Jon obviously doesn&#8217;t have an ounce of judgement when it comes to publicity whores, so there you go.  They could have a short conversation and then these starf*ckers come out looking for their 15 minutes of fame. These &#8220;women&#8221; who are coming forward are most likely lying, but obviously will sell their integrity for some tabloid cash. There&#8217;s always three sides to every story &#8211; his side, her side, and the truth.
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		<title>By: GOMO1313</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry but all these rediculous stories about Jon and these so called women are just fabrications.  The people out there on Kate&#039;s campaign have such wild immaginations to make up these stories and some of you are actually believing them!  It is really sad but I think anyone and anyone&#039;s mother that would actually admit to all the world that they had sex 9 times..with Jon well the character and creditabiliey is questionable and they belong on Jerry Springer&#039;s show.  Jon has made alot of stupid mistakes during this mess but I do give him some credit for not being completely insane.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry but all these rediculous stories about Jon and these so called women are just fabrications.  The people out there on Kate&#8217;s campaign have such wild immaginations to make up these stories and some of you are actually believing them!  It is really sad but I think anyone and anyone&#8217;s mother that would actually admit to all the world that they had sex 9 times..with Jon well the character and creditabiliey is questionable and they belong on Jerry Springer&#8217;s show.  Jon has made alot of stupid mistakes during this mess but I do give him some credit for not being completely insane.
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		<title>By: Birdie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Birdie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jon is getting fatter and fatter, and I assume lazier and lazier. He is just sick. All the romantic liaisons are foul and he needs to stop. It was a mistake for him and Kate to share the house. He should move out. He clearly can&#039;t act responsibly for 2 seconds, and I&#039;m positive the kids will suffer from their father&#039;s repulsive behavior.

The Gosselins are an embarrassment to American society. First having all these multiples, with no real way to pay for them. Now they live the &#039;American Dream&#039; complete with free vacations and their own reality tv show. And now we all have to watch Jon become a fat, dirty, lazy slob who bangs around with whoever he can get.

I&#039;m nauseous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jon is getting fatter and fatter, and I assume lazier and lazier. He is just sick. All the romantic liaisons are foul and he needs to stop. It was a mistake for him and Kate to share the house. He should move out. He clearly can&#8217;t act responsibly for 2 seconds, and I&#8217;m positive the kids will suffer from their father&#8217;s repulsive behavior.</p>
<p>The Gosselins are an embarrassment to American society. First having all these multiples, with no real way to pay for them. Now they live the &#8216;American Dream&#8217; complete with free vacations and their own reality tv show. And now we all have to watch Jon become a fat, dirty, lazy slob who bangs around with whoever he can get.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m nauseous.
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		<title>By: Patty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jon used the excuse he hated the paparazzi when he was on the show, why is he doing the walk of shame on the red carpet all the time?  Someone explain to me how the &quot;red carpet&quot; is filled with more &quot;reality&quot; people than actual celebrities?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jon used the excuse he hated the paparazzi when he was on the show, why is he doing the walk of shame on the red carpet all the time?  Someone explain to me how the &#8220;red carpet&#8221; is filled with more &#8220;reality&#8221; people than actual celebrities?
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		<title>By: clare</title>
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		<dc:creator>clare</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are he and K-Fed pals yet?  And why is Kate Gosselin any better than this low-llife?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are he and K-Fed pals yet?  And why is Kate Gosselin any better than this low-llife?
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		<title>By: Sudini</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sudini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL, Roma.  Apparently shame doesn&#039;t pay the bills these days :)</description>
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