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	<title>Comments on: Christopher Ciccone&#8217;s hilariously bitchy comments about sister Madonna&#8217;s hair</title>
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		<title>By: Marc Lucksinger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marc Lucksinger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yo, when I try to browse posts I only find myself seeing a small part of the post.  I don&#039;t know if it is caused by my webbrowser(Safari) or not, anyone else having this issue?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo, when I try to browse posts I only find myself seeing a small part of the post.  I don&#8217;t know if it is caused by my webbrowser(Safari) or not, anyone else having this issue?
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		<title>By: TwinkleToes</title>
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		<dc:creator>TwinkleToes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Buy a rat tail teasing comb at the beauty supply for a $1.  Matrix Amplify spray on gel and find a vid on youtube.  or just use aquanet if you have thick hair.  You can use a roller on the back of head but be sure to roll the hair forward and back on the curler. No need to buy anything over a couple of dollars.  people been doing it for years.  You think Wino uses bumpits?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buy a rat tail teasing comb at the beauty supply for a $1.  Matrix Amplify spray on gel and find a vid on youtube.  or just use aquanet if you have thick hair.  You can use a roller on the back of head but be sure to roll the hair forward and back on the curler. No need to buy anything over a couple of dollars.  people been doing it for years.  You think Wino uses bumpits?
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		<title>By: humph!</title>
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		<dc:creator>humph!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I F**king love my bumpits!!! I wear them all the time and always get complitments on my bangin&#039; hairdo!! Woo-hoo!!!!!! Bumpits f**cking rock!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I F**king love my bumpits!!! I wear them all the time and always get complitments on my bangin&#8217; hairdo!! Woo-hoo!!!!!! Bumpits f**cking rock!!!!!!!
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		<title>By: DrM</title>
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		<dc:creator>DrM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I read the name of the hair accessory I read &quot;Bum Pits&quot; instead of &quot;Bump Its&quot; I&#039;m still laughing... for the life of me I could not figure out why they called them after an a*****e...I&#039;m a bit slow today :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I read the name of the hair accessory I read &#8220;Bum Pits&#8221; instead of &#8220;Bump Its&#8221; I&#8217;m still laughing&#8230; for the life of me I could not figure out why they called them after an a*****e&#8230;I&#8217;m a bit slow today <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: The Domestic Goddess</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Domestic Goddess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol ... not even his 15 minutes of fame.  Madonna looked amazing, is amazing and will just keep on keeping on.  He&#039;s nothing but a waste of space, and a betrayer.  All he&#039;s done is show his true colours - truth and justice shall prevail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol &#8230; not even his 15 minutes of fame.  Madonna looked amazing, is amazing and will just keep on keeping on.  He&#8217;s nothing but a waste of space, and a betrayer.  All he&#8217;s done is show his true colours &#8211; truth and justice shall prevail.
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		<title>By: For Sooth?</title>
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		<dc:creator>For Sooth?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It does appear Sarah Palin has used them successfully for quite some time but she will never get credit of it.  

I liked Madonna&#039;s hair, butter face!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It does appear Sarah Palin has used them successfully for quite some time but she will never get credit of it.  </p>
<p>I liked Madonna&#8217;s hair, butter face!
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bought some BUMPits at Target the other day after seeing a blog post about them. They&#039;re a little difficult to figure out at first, but I got mine to work on the third try, I have really thick hair though - don&#039;t get them if you have thin hair, the teeth will show through.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bought some BUMPits at Target the other day after seeing a blog post about them. They&#8217;re a little difficult to figure out at first, but I got mine to work on the third try, I have really thick hair though &#8211; don&#8217;t get them if you have thin hair, the teeth will show through.
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		<title>By: Maritza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maritza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d say its the best she has looked in quite some time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d say its the best she has looked in quite some time.
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		<title>By: Jaxon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaxon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think she looks pretty for a change--very Faye Dunaway and classy.  It&#039;s a huge improvement over greasy with and inch of black roots showing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think she looks pretty for a change&#8211;very Faye Dunaway and classy.  It&#8217;s a huge improvement over greasy with and inch of black roots showing.
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		<title>By: overit</title>
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		<dc:creator>overit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her hair normally looks like sh*t - an inch of black roots and straggly - so this is a welcome change and more in keeping with a quieter look. And yes, thank God she kept her arms covered, those things are hideous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her hair normally looks like sh*t &#8211; an inch of black roots and straggly &#8211; so this is a welcome change and more in keeping with a quieter look. And yes, thank God she kept her arms covered, those things are hideous.
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