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		<title>By: nimbus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I cant get over how little you actually bring to light here.  I think that everyones said the same thing that youve said over and over again.  Dont you think its time for something more?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cant get over how little you actually bring to light here.  I think that everyones said the same thing that youve said over and over again.  Dont you think its time for something more?
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		<title>By: 4Real</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ew! The shallow couple.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ew! The shallow couple.
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Lisa

I really do understand what you&#039;re saying. She really does have a lot of baggage and most men probably don&#039;t want that. But to compare her to Kate and Cameron? I think that&#039;s stretching it. Neither of them were in a relationship for 7 years, 5 of which were spent COMPLETELY in the public eye and neither of them were always called &quot;Hollywood Royalty&quot; or &quot;It Couple&quot; or &quot;Golden Couple&quot; I mean, when Brad Pitt guest starred on Friends, biggest effin deal in the world! 

Their relationship was very much part of their career and how they marketed themselves. And neither of them had to deal with the tabloid explosion of Brangelina. Neither Cameron nor Kate&#039;s break-ups had all the speculation: &quot;did he cheat, did she not want children, whose fault was it, IS SHE PREGNANT??&quot; Cameron hasn&#039;t even been married! And I wouldn&#039;t use Kate Hudson as a good example for relationships. The fact that she moves so fast with men undoubtedly affects her son (we hear stories upon stories about how unhappy Goldie Hawn is) and not to mention the unhealthy relationship with Owen Wilson (suicide, anyone?)</description>
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<p>I really do understand what you&#8217;re saying. She really does have a lot of baggage and most men probably don&#8217;t want that. But to compare her to Kate and Cameron? I think that&#8217;s stretching it. Neither of them were in a relationship for 7 years, 5 of which were spent COMPLETELY in the public eye and neither of them were always called &#8220;Hollywood Royalty&#8221; or &#8220;It Couple&#8221; or &#8220;Golden Couple&#8221; I mean, when Brad Pitt guest starred on Friends, biggest effin deal in the world! </p>
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		<title>By: lisa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think it is Jennifer&#039;s attitude completely.. I think it is the baggage that she comes with.. Any man involved with her is going to have to deal with being compared to her past
relationships. That man will be looked at as the father of her &quot;children&quot;.. He will have to date her, then marry or impregnate her in a matter of weeks. No matter how nice, friendly, or the body. .most men don&#039;t want to deal with that kind of load. They want to date a woman without all the media and fan attention.. that is not going to happen with Jennifer. I will admit that I am not a fan and my opinion may be biased, but I really think if she had just not played the blame game and enjoyed.. yes enjoyed the sympathy that people gave her then she would not be seen as a loser 5+years later.. She has had relationships, but if you look at them none seemed like the real deal. Vince was a rebound (so not her type).. Paul (PR/Smart water) John (younger.. kind of a take that ****).. so I have yet to see her with someone that seems of substance. She has a lot of money and is in good shape.. but that does not mean you are happy. Most people don&#039;t have her money and body and are quite happy.. money is not the answer. I think (jmo) that she wants what she had and let go. I think we all do that. Loose something and wished we had tried harder. But who knows but her. She just does not act like a Drew, Kate, Cameron.. happy and single. Owning it.. empowered by it. Iy could be the way the media paints or , or her fans, or the people who don&#039;t like her. Point is that is how she is viewed. Now her challenge is to paint herself in a different light. if she can.</description>
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relationships. That man will be looked at as the father of her &#8220;children&#8221;.. He will have to date her, then marry or impregnate her in a matter of weeks. No matter how nice, friendly, or the body. .most men don&#8217;t want to deal with that kind of load. They want to date a woman without all the media and fan attention.. that is not going to happen with Jennifer. I will admit that I am not a fan and my opinion may be biased, but I really think if she had just not played the blame game and enjoyed.. yes enjoyed the sympathy that people gave her then she would not be seen as a loser 5+years later.. She has had relationships, but if you look at them none seemed like the real deal. Vince was a rebound (so not her type).. Paul (PR/Smart water) John (younger.. kind of a take that ****).. so I have yet to see her with someone that seems of substance. She has a lot of money and is in good shape.. but that does not mean you are happy. Most people don&#8217;t have her money and body and are quite happy.. money is not the answer. I think (jmo) that she wants what she had and let go. I think we all do that. Loose something and wished we had tried harder. But who knows but her. She just does not act like a Drew, Kate, Cameron.. happy and single. Owning it.. empowered by it. Iy could be the way the media paints or , or her fans, or the people who don&#8217;t like her. Point is that is how she is viewed. Now her challenge is to paint herself in a different light. if she can.
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Cheyenne.

I was being sarcastic. I forget that sarcasm doesn&#039;t translate well online. I was countering what you said. Gerard would not worry about &quot;not wanting to follow that up&quot; because he is a manwhore.

I know about Gerard. EVERYONE knows about Gerard.</description>
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<p>I was being sarcastic. I forget that sarcasm doesn&#8217;t translate well online. I was countering what you said. Gerard would not worry about &#8220;not wanting to follow that up&#8221; because he is a manwhore.</p>
<p>I know about Gerard. EVERYONE knows about Gerard.
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		<title>By: Cheyenne</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TwinkleToes:  I’m sorry but men DO think about what their children are going to look like. It’s really the root of her problem that big jaw and chin. 
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Oh come on, now that is just mean.  Reese Witherspoon has a chin that could poke holes in a tin can and it didn&#039;t stop her from having two babies.

Aniston&#039;s problem is she comes across as desperate and needy and clingy.  It&#039;s her &lt;i&gt;attitude&lt;/i&gt; that scares the guys off, not her chin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TwinkleToes:  I’m sorry but men DO think about what their children are going to look like. It’s really the root of her problem that big jaw and chin.<br />
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<p>Oh come on, now that is just mean.  Reese Witherspoon has a chin that could poke holes in a tin can and it didn&#8217;t stop her from having two babies.</p>
<p>Aniston&#8217;s problem is she comes across as desperate and needy and clingy.  It&#8217;s her <i>attitude</i> that scares the guys off, not her chin.
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		<title>By: Cheyenne</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Laura: Gerard Butler COULDN’T have contracted anything because he doesn’t have a history of womanizing. 
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh honey, excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor.  Thanks for giving me the best laugh I&#039;ve had all week.

I&#039;m so sorry to bust your bubble, chica, but Gerry is known all over tinseltown as being an inveterate womanizer.  He&#039;ll stick it into anything that&#039;s female and breathing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Laura: Gerard Butler COULDN’T have contracted anything because he doesn’t have a history of womanizing.<br />
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<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh honey, excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor.  Thanks for giving me the best laugh I&#8217;ve had all week.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m so sorry to bust your bubble, chica, but Gerry is known all over tinseltown as being an inveterate womanizer.  He&#8217;ll stick it into anything that&#8217;s female and breathing.
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		<title>By: TwinkleToes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Jennifer was a true beauty she would be beating decent guys off with a stick.  I&#039;m sorry but men DO think about what their children are going to look like.  It&#039;s really the root of her problem that big jaw and chin.  I know it sounds mean but it&#039;s true, so all the money in the world doesn&#039;t matter if you don&#039;t have the gene pool. We&#039;ve all known the beauty who sold out to the rich ugly guy and their kids were just ugly.

Shannon Tweed got lucky with her kids and Gene Simmons.  She still sold out her gene pool and took the risk.

Brad marrying Jennifer was a fluke, deep down I don&#039;t think he wanted kids with her but he did with Angelina. 

Even with all her money, a decent guy is gonna go after a beauty who doesn&#039;t have any money because you just CAN&#039;T buy a good gene pool.  I know it sounds mean but Jessica S. and Jen have dated John Mayer or have been linked to him.  A true beauty just would never let Mayer past &quot;hello&quot;. Yes, Jessica had a nose job very early on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Jennifer was a true beauty she would be beating decent guys off with a stick.  I&#8217;m sorry but men DO think about what their children are going to look like.  It&#8217;s really the root of her problem that big jaw and chin.  I know it sounds mean but it&#8217;s true, so all the money in the world doesn&#8217;t matter if you don&#8217;t have the gene pool. We&#8217;ve all known the beauty who sold out to the rich ugly guy and their kids were just ugly.</p>
<p>Shannon Tweed got lucky with her kids and Gene Simmons.  She still sold out her gene pool and took the risk.</p>
<p>Brad marrying Jennifer was a fluke, deep down I don&#8217;t think he wanted kids with her but he did with Angelina. </p>
<p>Even with all her money, a decent guy is gonna go after a beauty who doesn&#8217;t have any money because you just CAN&#8217;T buy a good gene pool.  I know it sounds mean but Jessica S. and Jen have dated John Mayer or have been linked to him.  A true beauty just would never let Mayer past &#8220;hello&#8221;. Yes, Jessica had a nose job very early on.
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sigh. There goes Cheyenne &quot;I don’t hate her, hon — there’s not enough there to hate.” making yet ANOTHER snide remark on another JA post.

I&#039;m guessing you&#039;ve mustered enough hate if you do this EVERY TIME. Gerard Butler COULDN&#039;T have contracted anything because he doesn&#039;t have a history of womanizing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sigh. There goes Cheyenne &#8220;I don’t hate her, hon — there’s not enough there to hate.” making yet ANOTHER snide remark on another JA post.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m guessing you&#8217;ve mustered enough hate if you do this EVERY TIME. Gerard Butler COULDN&#8217;T have contracted anything because he doesn&#8217;t have a history of womanizing.
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		<description>Weird...</description>
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