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		<title>By: Melanie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In my opinion, Kristen&#039;s really not like that. She&#039;s just torn between two lovers and she chose the latter. It&#039;s kinda like Jacob and Edward love triangle. And who knows? maybe Michael and kristen&#039;s relationship has been downhill even before twilight. The blank look is just a part of who she is and makes her different from everyone else. Don&#039;t judge her by her looks. Robsten forever!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my opinion, Kristen&#8217;s really not like that. She&#8217;s just torn between two lovers and she chose the latter. It&#8217;s kinda like Jacob and Edward love triangle. And who knows? maybe Michael and kristen&#8217;s relationship has been downhill even before twilight. The blank look is just a part of who she is and makes her different from everyone else. Don&#8217;t judge her by her looks. Robsten forever!!
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		<title>By: Carol</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Could NOT agree more. (Love &quot;Sparkles&quot; - I may have to use that on my blog tomorrow.) I&#039;ve been saying this for months. You have it spot on. It was fun while she was with MA - and RP was kissing her ass. But now that it&#039;s the other way around, it&#039;s not so much fun anymore. How could it be when they can&#039;t GO anywhere?! Ugh. RP is cute but being locked up with anyone day after day would get boring after a while.  She knows her life will be a lot less stressful if she gets back with MA and leaves the circus that is RPattz. Which is sad for Sparkles, because he sortof walked into a pile of doodoo without having any clue what he was signing up for. Now he&#039;s only going to be able to date media whores like ______ (pick one and fill in the blank!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could NOT agree more. (Love &#8220;Sparkles&#8221; &#8211; I may have to use that on my blog tomorrow.) I&#8217;ve been saying this for months. You have it spot on. It was fun while she was with MA &#8211; and RP was kissing her ass. But now that it&#8217;s the other way around, it&#8217;s not so much fun anymore. How could it be when they can&#8217;t GO anywhere?! Ugh. RP is cute but being locked up with anyone day after day would get boring after a while.  She knows her life will be a lot less stressful if she gets back with MA and leaves the circus that is RPattz. Which is sad for Sparkles, because he sortof walked into a pile of doodoo without having any clue what he was signing up for. Now he&#8217;s only going to be able to date media whores like ______ (pick one and fill in the blank!)
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She reminds me of my best friend (except my best friend is waaayy prettier, but they do share the dark look and general bored expression). They act sullen and angry and they like to rip apart a guy&#039;s confidence, knock him down a bit and the guy is usually used to getting anyone he wants so he meets a girl who doesn&#039;t bend over backwards he&#039;s all stunned and confused and she just keeps treating him like crap while he becomes a lovesick puppy. Funny thing is she never really likes the guy I mean she might but she doesn&#039;t ever show it (I think she&#039;s ever only loved one guy), I think it&#039;s more of a game because she likes the attention. It&#039;s like oxygen to her. I guess it&#039;s cruel but most of these guy are jerks so you can&#039;t really feel sorry for them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She reminds me of my best friend (except my best friend is waaayy prettier, but they do share the dark look and general bored expression). They act sullen and angry and they like to rip apart a guy&#8217;s confidence, knock him down a bit and the guy is usually used to getting anyone he wants so he meets a girl who doesn&#8217;t bend over backwards he&#8217;s all stunned and confused and she just keeps treating him like crap while he becomes a lovesick puppy. Funny thing is she never really likes the guy I mean she might but she doesn&#8217;t ever show it (I think she&#8217;s ever only loved one guy), I think it&#8217;s more of a game because she likes the attention. It&#8217;s like oxygen to her. I guess it&#8217;s cruel but most of these guy are jerks so you can&#8217;t really feel sorry for them.
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		<title>By: spiceh</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have that sullen look on me all the time too, esp wen I know ppl keep looking at me and taking pix!!!  But ppl and friends who know me say that I&#039;m so silly and friendly.  So u can&#039;t really know how Kristen actually is just by looking at pix.  My bf is a hilarious and sunny person, yet, he NEVER look into the camera and smile.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have that sullen look on me all the time too, esp wen I know ppl keep looking at me and taking pix!!!  But ppl and friends who know me say that I&#8217;m so silly and friendly.  So u can&#8217;t really know how Kristen actually is just by looking at pix.  My bf is a hilarious and sunny person, yet, he NEVER look into the camera and smile.
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		<title>By: Hieronymus Grex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hieronymus Grex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People just have complete mental dissonance when it comes to separating actors and their film characters from their real lives. It was the same way after Titanic and people were shocked- shocked I say, to discover Leonardo and Kate weren&#039;t an item after the film was complete and a huge hit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People just have complete mental dissonance when it comes to separating actors and their film characters from their real lives. It was the same way after Titanic and people were shocked- shocked I say, to discover Leonardo and Kate weren&#8217;t an item after the film was complete and a huge hit.
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love this girl.  I hope all this is true except for the part where she dumps Sparkles because I like her and Sparkles together.  She has a fabulous personality. &lt;3</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this girl.  I hope all this is true except for the part where she dumps Sparkles because I like her and Sparkles together.  She has a fabulous personality. &lt;3
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha!!...men,,I think they really needed space(cool off maybe),,all the specs and rumors..wow the are really great in making stories..just dont know who got the prize...well for me mike is really awesome(Im a huge fan) and Kirsten is very pretty..Mikesten forever!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha!!&#8230;men,,I think they really needed space(cool off maybe),,all the specs and rumors..wow the are really great in making stories..just dont know who got the prize&#8230;well for me mike is really awesome(Im a huge fan) and Kirsten is very pretty..Mikesten forever!!!!!
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		<title>By: Renee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Renee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve said it before,and I&#039;ll say it again,if Kristen&#039;s NOT tappin Sparkles,she&#039;s just crazy,period.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve said it before,and I&#8217;ll say it again,if Kristen&#8217;s NOT tappin Sparkles,she&#8217;s just crazy,period.
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		<title>By: samantha</title>
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		<dc:creator>samantha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Robert Pattyson is uglier than a mud fence! Kristen Stewart can do much better than him, blandness and all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert Pattyson is uglier than a mud fence! Kristen Stewart can do much better than him, blandness and all.
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		<title>By: see</title>
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		<dc:creator>see</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s a very chill person, she dresses up for red carpets but in everyday life she&#039;s a tomboy, t-shirt jeans and converses and that&#039;s it that&#039;s cool.

I love her movies but I can see where people would have a problem with her I am better than everyone else attitude, it&#039;s due to her shyness mostly and the rabid female fans hating her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s a very chill person, she dresses up for red carpets but in everyday life she&#8217;s a tomboy, t-shirt jeans and converses and that&#8217;s it that&#8217;s cool.</p>
<p>I love her movies but I can see where people would have a problem with her I am better than everyone else attitude, it&#8217;s due to her shyness mostly and the rabid female fans hating her.
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