Oh, so much Khloe Kardashian news… everyone is going overboard with this stuff now. I’m interested in this stuff, but it’s too much. Pretty soon Us Weekly is going to be reporting on Khloe’s last bowel movement as a single girl. Yikes. Alright, let’s take a deep breath and get through this. Last night, Khloe and her fiancée Lamar Odom made an appearance at the Stop Puppy Mills Humane Society’s benefit. A ringless Khloe didn’t speak to reporters, but Lamar confirmed his excitement, saying “I’m always excited when I’m with Khloe.” When asked about Khloe’s ring, Lamar said “What ring? Can’t tell you. If she wants to tell you, she’ll tell you.”
However, Khloe did confirm the wedding on her website, writing, “I’m thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true… Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn’t be happier and I’m so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you. Your well wishes have meant the world to me and I am truly so blessed to have such amazing fans, family and friends during this incredible time in my life.” Khloe also went out with her mom Kris yesterday to do the wedding registry. Ugh. Can you imagine being invited to this thing? Not only is it so last-minute, you’re expected to bring some gift to a guy with a $33 million contract.
Kris Kardashian is, of course, all over this. Because Khloe’s wedding is all about Kris, you see. Gee, I wonder where these girls get it? Kris told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, “You know, that’s how Bruce [Jenner] and I met…We met, and we were married four months later. Isn’t that romantic? I just go by what I feel. If you meet somebody, you just know.” Kris also played coy about the engagement ring, saying “If she got a ring, and she’s holding go out on me, I want one too.” Ugh.
Meanwhile, Life & Style has put Khloe on their cover this week. Khloe is wearing a wedding dress and crutching a rose. I actually thought this was photoshopped, but it looks like Khloe gave L&S some kind of exclusive interview. Here’s an excerpt from the cover story:
As Life & Style exclusively reported, newly engaged couple Khloé Kardashian and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom plan to tie the knot this Sunday, Sept. 27 — which means the Kardashian clan has gone into serious wedding-planning mode! Now, Khloé is spilling all the details to Life & Style, on how the whole family pulled together to help plan the wedding in just two weeks!
THE BRIDAL PARTY
“My bridal party is a surprise to me,” Khloé told Life & Style. Kourt and Kim are keeping the seven lucky ladies who get to stand by Khloé’s side during her romantic ceremony a secret from the bride-to-be.THE RING
Lamar presented Khloé with a gorgeous 9-carat radiant-cut diamond on a pavéd band, a source tells Life & Style. “The ring is amazing!” Khloé tells Life & Style.GIFTS GALORE!!
Guests will spoil the bride and groom with housewares the couple registered for at Williams-Sonoma and Gearys in LA. Another keepsake? The whole production is expected to be filmed by E! for one of Khloé’s reality shows.MOM LOVES HELPING OUT
Mother of the bride Kris helped Khloé pick out trinkets for her bridesmaids for two hours at XIV Karat on Sept. 21 in LA. “They were looking at heartshaped necklaces for the bridesmaids and rings for the groomsmen,” says an eyewitness.
[From Life and Style]
I have to hand it to Khloe, she doesn’t overreach. She could have tried to push this story even harder, waited and negotiated a People or Us Weekly cover, but she’s sticking with Life & Style, the tabloid who ran her epic photoshopped bikini pics. She must trust the editor. My guess is that People or Us Weekly will get the first wedding pictures, though. Or the first honeymoon pictures, or the first married bowel movement pictures, whatever.
In one last piece of news about the happy couple, Lamar Odom’s ex-girlfriend/baby-mama Liza Morales is totally “shocked” with the whirlwind romance, and she’s telling her story to E! Liza and Lamar were together for 8 years without getting married, and they had three children together, Destiny (age 11) and Lamar Jr. (age 7), while their infant son Jayden died of SIDS in 2005. Liza says Lamar was “always a commitment-phobe… I didn’t believe [the news] because I got it in a text message, so I thought it was a joke.” Liza says she and the kids won’t be going to the wedding, and that she doesn’t hear from Lamar that much.
Liza also tells E! that she’s worried about her children. She says she has to be a “mama bear” and that she’s worried about what Lamar is introducing into their kids’ lives. She actually sounds very honest, not like an ex with an axe to grind. At the end, she issue her ultimatum: “Lamar has to focus on his children, his relationship with them before he can think about bringing Khloé around.”
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are shown out on 9/22/09. Credit: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com. Khloe, her pregnant sister Kourtney and her boyfriend/baby daddy Scott Disick are shown shopping at “Kitson for Kids while filming a segment for their reality TV show” yesterday, 9/22/09. Credit: WENN.com. Thanks to CoverAwards for the Life & Style cover
Discusting nut porn is what it is.
I don’t think People would bother putting them on their cover
The Kardashians are trash. All of them.
I’d much rather read about Katherine Heigl’s new baby or how Kelly lost weight, but instead they are relegated to small pieces while this self-entitled, talentless cow gets a front cover main article. Just because she’s the sister of someone whose sole claim to fame is making a piss-poor (pun intended) sex tape.
It’s pretty obvious Lamar doesn’t care about his kids, otherwise he wouldn’t be rushing into this kind of crazy.
You make a good point Green is Good.
I am kind of stumped as to why these women get the amount of press and coverage that they do. They are nobodies whose only claim to fame is that their father was one of the defense attny’s for OJ. All the other things they are famous for are equally unimportant.
Bride of Frankenstein
i can’t believe she has “fans”. of what?
her fake “life” on tv? what talent does she have? i refuse to watch that show. i’m all for mindless tv but i’ve had it with these fake reality tv shows that focus on people who are nobodies. repulsive.
This is funny…there’s this rumor going around that Kourtney is actually the one that’s going to get married…the whole Khloe and Lamar thing is to cover it up….maybe that’s why there’s no wedding ring On Khloe’s hand yet….eh, whatever…either way, I still don’t care who it is that gets married…just thought I’d share the latest rumor…
Sure hope Lamar is smart and gets a prenup signed cause $$$ is all this girl’s family sees. They love to pimp out their kids just like Jon & Kate plus 8 little atms.
Well that was fast of Khloe Kardashian to show her mug on every magazine cover given the chance. Did not take her long to pimp her “wedding” and indulge in all the free publicity and attention. She and her “fiance” are so smugly.
who the F cares if it is kourtney who is going to get married? why would this talentless trashtastic family of beastly misfits need to devise a secret bait and switch? spotlight effect much Kardashian family? if that is true sassy, this might be the biggest waste of energy of all time most pointless activity ever to exist.
Sassy, not bitching at you at all about your post, but for why would they be covering up Kourtney getting married? I mean, who cares which one is getting married, as far as the public goes, they are all nobodies.
Interesting rumor though, but pointless. I wish they would all get married and get out of sight once and for all. It is scary that there are two little ones (well teens) that are still itching to be in the spotlight! We will never be rid of them! UGH!
isn’t that pic from ‘the apprentice’?
with all that’s going on in the world today, the kardashians are the perfect example of what not to aspire to. They are so disgustingly in love with themselves, and they are truly the worst rolemodels for young people in recent history. They act like trashy classless whores. In early episodes of that ridiculous reality show of theirs, which I refuse to watch, Kourtney is drinking alchohol like a fish , if her due date is true, she was pregnant and abusing alcohol, you do the math. What kind of society do we live in that give this money hungry mess of a family any attention at all. I feel sorry for the younger two sisters whom the nutcase of a mother is already grooming to be trashy,slutty whores
Lamar’s exs instincts are right on as far as protecting her children from the likes of Khloe. She probably need not worry too much though, it won’t last. Klhoe is a monster! Hopefully he will wake up from this nightmare and dump her and her gold digging family who only see dollar signs and Lamar’s paycheck
That isn’t the most flattering dress. It looks like the cups of the bodice are a size larger than her bra size, and the cups are sticking two inches too high up and too far out. Someone that young shouldn’t look like she has saggy breasts being propped up by flying buttresses. She should have gone with a halter-style top.
I Hate these ho’s.
Meh, I’m more excited about the ad on the right about the new pulse perfecting VIBRATING mascara. Sounds like sex for your lashes!
That guy with the cement colored shoes is singing “UNDER PRESSURE” lol
yes, the dress is from the apprentice, so i dont think its her actual wedding dress
This is so sad. Khloe has to go and marry some dude she doesn’t even know in a pathetic effort to keep up in the press with her much more interesting (very much a generous statement here) sisters? Kourtney is having a baby and Kim, well, Kim is just Kim. Poor little “Jan Brady” never the cute one has to go and do something like this for attention. Sad.
@ganjagirl Ok, if it length of time it takes to pick out your wedding dress and have it altered fit you is more than the length of time between your first date and your I-dos, then there is some serious gun-jumping going on.
If any of you could walk in her shoe you all would…so please stop talking about this.
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