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		<title>By: overit</title>
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		<dc:creator>overit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s bought him. Nothing more. He&#039;s an empty-headed sex machine and as long as it brings her more attention and feeds her ego, she&#039;ll keep him around. Now if he ever develops a personality or a desire to do anything other than her bidding, game over.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s bought him. Nothing more. He&#8217;s an empty-headed sex machine and as long as it brings her more attention and feeds her ego, she&#8217;ll keep him around. Now if he ever develops a personality or a desire to do anything other than her bidding, game over.
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		<title>By: Louise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Louise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good god above - WTF has happened to her face?????????..after years of such careful unobvious plastic surgery - she suddenly lost her mind and went jocelyn wildenstein on us....WTF !  She looks like a TOTAL FREAK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good god above &#8211; WTF has happened to her face?????????..after years of such careful unobvious plastic surgery &#8211; she suddenly lost her mind and went jocelyn wildenstein on us&#8230;.WTF !  She looks like a TOTAL FREAK
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		<title>By: Francesa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Francesa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There have to be some plastic surgeons that could do a better job out there- for god&#039;s sake! She looks like that creepy Cat Woman from NYC in the first photo! ick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There have to be some plastic surgeons that could do a better job out there- for god&#8217;s sake! She looks like that creepy Cat Woman from NYC in the first photo! ick
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		<title>By: crash2GO2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That madamism link is hysterical.  Madonna used to have a very nice heart shaped face with a pointed chin.  That has been completely obliterated now with a &#039;madam&#039; blunt chin.  I suppose the idea is to replace bone lost through age, but it seems they have a one size fits all chin, and as for the cheeks - surely they could do better than that.  Dolly looks like a cartoon of herself.  :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That madamism link is hysterical.  Madonna used to have a very nice heart shaped face with a pointed chin.  That has been completely obliterated now with a &#8216;madam&#8217; blunt chin.  I suppose the idea is to replace bone lost through age, but it seems they have a one size fits all chin, and as for the cheeks &#8211; surely they could do better than that.  Dolly looks like a cartoon of herself.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was a good movie Pam! I like movies I have to read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was a good movie Pam! I like movies I have to read.
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		<title>By: Loops</title>
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		<dc:creator>Loops</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looking a bit octo-mum in the top pic....
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking a bit octo-mum in the top pic&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Pam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As was so well put in the film Y tu mamá también: &#039;If you play with babies, prepare to clean up the diapers&#039; (or something to this effect)

I&#039;ve gotten my heart tangled up with younger men, only to find the diapers inevitably waiting for me. Much better when they just turn out to be gay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As was so well put in the film Y tu mamá también: &#8216;If you play with babies, prepare to clean up the diapers&#8217; (or something to this effect)</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve gotten my heart tangled up with younger men, only to find the diapers inevitably waiting for me. Much better when they just turn out to be gay.
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		<title>By: May</title>
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		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So fake and this is the 4-5th time this story has popped up. There was even one pregnancy story for goodness sakes. People are so gullible. 

As for the person saying Madonna drove her first marriage into the ground... are you kidding me? Sean Penn physically, verbally, and emotionally abused her repeatedly. He&#039;s a cheater and all-around douche. Look at what he did to Robin Wright as well. Why are women so quick to defend abusive men?

As for Madonna&#039;s relationship with Jesus, let the woman have her fun and be happy, men do it all the time, why so judgmental? I don&#039;t see people jumping on Paul McCartney for his relationships with much younger women (women nearly the age of his own children).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So fake and this is the 4-5th time this story has popped up. There was even one pregnancy story for goodness sakes. People are so gullible. </p>
<p>As for the person saying Madonna drove her first marriage into the ground&#8230; are you kidding me? Sean Penn physically, verbally, and emotionally abused her repeatedly. He&#8217;s a cheater and all-around douche. Look at what he did to Robin Wright as well. Why are women so quick to defend abusive men?</p>
<p>As for Madonna&#8217;s relationship with Jesus, let the woman have her fun and be happy, men do it all the time, why so judgmental? I don&#8217;t see people jumping on Paul McCartney for his relationships with much younger women (women nearly the age of his own children).
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		<title>By: RubyKaur</title>
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		<dc:creator>RubyKaur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TaylorB - lol, so true....seriously creepy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TaylorB &#8211; lol, so true&#8230;.seriously creepy!
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		<title>By: Sue</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She obviously is delusional -- remember the Madonna was Jesus&#039;s mother.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She obviously is delusional &#8212; remember the Madonna was Jesus&#8217;s mother.
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