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		<title>By: chessie</title>
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		<dc:creator>chessie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would never have known this was Madonna unless you had labelled it.  What on earth has she done with Madonna&#039;s face?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would never have known this was Madonna unless you had labelled it.  What on earth has she done with Madonna&#8217;s face?
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		<title>By: kimberly</title>
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		<dc:creator>kimberly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love the fact she lacks the brains to realize that she is no longer relevant to anyone under the age of 40. Sure she had some great tunes, but they were all back in the 80&#039;s &amp; 90&#039;s. Post millenium Madge/esther is too predictable.

She tries to be associated with anyone deemed &quot;fresh&quot; or has more press at the moment. Britney Spears and that kiss, Brits MTV documentary, VMA
s and Michael Jackson speech??

5bucks that Lourdes will somehow be a pop princess as well, just so madonna can have another reason to be in the spotlight.

It&#039;s so sad, it&#039;s comical.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the fact she lacks the brains to realize that she is no longer relevant to anyone under the age of 40. Sure she had some great tunes, but they were all back in the 80&#8242;s &amp; 90&#8242;s. Post millenium Madge/esther is too predictable.</p>
<p>She tries to be associated with anyone deemed &#8220;fresh&#8221; or has more press at the moment. Britney Spears and that kiss, Brits MTV documentary, VMA<br />
s and Michael Jackson speech??</p>
<p>5bucks that Lourdes will somehow be a pop princess as well, just so madonna can have another reason to be in the spotlight.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s so sad, it&#8217;s comical.
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		<title>By: Hieronymus Grex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hieronymus Grex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll bring the rope to tie her to the tracks if someone wants to drive the train.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll bring the rope to tie her to the tracks if someone wants to drive the train.
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		<title>By: LL</title>
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		<dc:creator>LL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna is licking her lips that way because she can&#039;t move her face from all the botox. Robin McGraw is the same way. There is going to be a point where all these women with their plastic surgery, facial fillers and botox are going to become cartoonish. Nature is actually much kinder no matter what some people think about aging. Jessica Lange is a good example of what we can expect these women to look like in ten years. Gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna is licking her lips that way because she can&#8217;t move her face from all the botox. Robin McGraw is the same way. There is going to be a point where all these women with their plastic surgery, facial fillers and botox are going to become cartoonish. Nature is actually much kinder no matter what some people think about aging. Jessica Lange is a good example of what we can expect these women to look like in ten years. Gross.
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		<title>By: Diablo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diablo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Madonna. I&#039;d rather see her get run over by a train too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Madonna. I&#8217;d rather see her get run over by a train too.
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		<title>By: moo</title>
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		<dc:creator>moo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope she gets her wish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope she gets her wish.
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		<title>By: fizXgirl314</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you shouldn&#039;t make comments like that in public... people will hold you to it. Mark my words, two years from now she&#039;ll be getting hitched... 

how many times have celebrities kept their word... or their vows or their dignity for that matter... oh, like never :/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you shouldn&#8217;t make comments like that in public&#8230; people will hold you to it. Mark my words, two years from now she&#8217;ll be getting hitched&#8230; </p>
<p>how many times have celebrities kept their word&#8230; or their vows or their dignity for that matter&#8230; oh, like never :/
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		<title>By: asiont</title>
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		<dc:creator>asiont</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow :) she looks really great!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  she looks really great!
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		<title>By: voodoobetty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When David, 62, addressed her as “Madge” the Material Girl— who has 200 million album sales under her belt — replied. “You know that’s one of the reasons I left England, so I don’t have to hear the word Madge again.

“People say it means two different things. Some say it is a colloquialism for a boring middle-aged housewife - others say it is short for majesty.

She is wrong on both counts. Its just a British thing. They tend to shorten names like that. Quite the same as Paul McCartney being called Macca.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When David, 62, addressed her as “Madge” the Material Girl— who has 200 million album sales under her belt — replied. “You know that’s one of the reasons I left England, so I don’t have to hear the word Madge again.</p>
<p>“People say it means two different things. Some say it is a colloquialism for a boring middle-aged housewife &#8211; others say it is short for majesty.</p>
<p>She is wrong on both counts. Its just a British thing. They tend to shorten names like that. Quite the same as Paul McCartney being called Macca.
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		<title>By: filthycute</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks beautiful when dressed in sophisticated, age-appropriate attire.</description>
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