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Hopefully, everybody remembers one of Lindsay Lohan’s rare jobs – that of “leggings designed and inspired by Lindsay Lohan”. The line is called “6126 by Lindsay Lohan”, and some new pictures were recently introduced to the site. It’s pretty epic. First of all, the first pictures on the introductory page are all of Lindsay. Only instead of smiling and really looking pleased to be wearing her own leggings, she’s giving the camera the cracked-out stink-eye, which many of us recognize. There’s one picture where, I swear to God, she’s trying to look sexy and seductive while giving us that look. The introductory page also graces us with a Marilyn Monroe quote: “I’m very definitely a woman, and I enjoy it.” Oh, but wait! It gets even better. Here’s the introductory message:
Once upon a time…
Chic was swank, elegance was a la mode, and glamour reigned.Today, 6126 honors the enchantment of classic allure.
Our collection salutes strong women who understand that confidence is bewitching and playful sophistication is always in vogue.Welcome to the seductive world of 6126, a lifestyle brand of feminine power and grace.
Because the glamour of once upon a time is timeless.
6126 by Lindsay Lohan
[From 6126 website]
Dude… seriously? Seductive, Timeless Glamour and leggings? If you’re not already gagging, try the Team Bios section, where Lindsay is described “known for her iconic fashion sense and countless fashion magazine covers including Harper’s Bazaar, Elle, Allure, InStyle, Nylon, W, as well as British publications Tatler, UK Elle and UK Glamour, Lohan has decided to venture into the licensing and branding world with the launch of her own leggings line, 6126.” Except that Lindsay’s style is, at best, “dirty-cute”, and at worst, “a cracked-out nightmare”. Never have I seen anything out of Lindsay even remotely “iconic”.
As for the actual leggings being sold, some are cute, I guess. Most of them remind me of the first hooker I ever saw. The cheapest pair is $60 (the “Beaton” – although they’re not really leggings, they’re just leg warmers) and the most expensive pair is $132 (the “Mr. President” style, which has “sassy quilted leather knee patches that are all flirtatious wink”). Is that expensive? I never price leggings because I haven’t worn a pair since I was 11 years old.
Photos thanks to the 6126 website.
Written by Kaiser
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Wait! It’s legal to charge more than $10 for leggings?
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“Mr. President” style, which has “sassy quilted leather knee patches that are all flirtatious wink”
So, she’s not even pretending that they’re not hooker pants, for quick and comfy bl*wj*bs?
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Is that the fur coat she stole?
yes, that IS expensive for leggings, but you know how expensive a coke habit can be. and agree, I don’t see how leggings can be swanky, elegant OR glamorous.
yeah, pp, no subtlety there!
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GOD! PLEASE DEAR GOD! MAKE THIS SKANK GO AWAY…….
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St Angie, I was just thinking that! That’s the stolen fur coat in the ad! heehee.
I haven’t worn leggings since I was young and I don’t think I would want to now. I am a little too meaty to wear something that outlines all my nooks and crannies (ex: Paris HIlton camel toe exposing leggings)
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At least they air brushed out her wrinkles.
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And the rotary phone’s off the hook in the header photo – was she in the middle of phone-stalking Samantha Ronson when this “photo shoot” commenced at a shitty hotel?
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I was going to ask is that is the Fur coat she stole but it seems everyone was thinking the same thing.
Poor thing , she evens looks like a druggie after photoshop.
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Is that a direct quote from the website? Are those misspellings on purpose or did somebody actually put that online and not notice that “dewitching” isn’t actually a word. Or “cellection”.
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Sorry, Seriously – that was my typo! Fixed.
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Once upon a time… you had dignity, and real hair. Now you have obsessions, extensions, interventions, and leggings. Lots of leggings. Welcome to 6126 Lindsay Lohan Drive.
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These are the “New” Photos on her website? HAH! These photos ran last YEAR- I believe in the October issue of Marie Claire along side an interview with her that was done while she was shooting “Labor Pains” the straight to TV cable movie she made. I’ve actually still go that issue at home! Good thing she used these photos… because compared to how she looks now, these year old photos make her look good!
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*Plugs nose
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Does this girl ever bathe? Yuk!
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Ha, Ha Angie! I was going to write the same thing.
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What idiot would pay $60 – $132 for leggings! Also, is that the stolen fur coat?
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Leggings are wonderful! I wear leggings, in MN the winters are brutally cold and from time to time I have to spend long periods of time in barns/stables, I wear the leggings UNDER my pants. Wait, I guess those are called longjohns… nevermind, I don’t wear leggings.
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It isn’t the coat, she was forced to give it back when the real owner sicced her lawyers on her.
I love leggings & wear them all the time, but I sure as hell wouldn’t waste that much moolah on them!
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Not to pile on LiLo I actually feel kinda sorry for her these days, but seriously how much of a slut do you have to be to need knee pads on your leggings?
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LOL @ javelin. I love this entry. Seriously, there is so much humorous about this whole thing that I don’t even know where to begin.
Yeah, leggings with kneepads are a winking flirt like a ball of crack is a playful tease.
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@ Susette:
Your comment is priceless!! Couldn’t have said (or thought) of anything better!!
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I just got back from my first trip to Vegas, and now I know what Lindsay reminds me of: one of those old ladies who sits in front of nickel slots with a watered-down whiskey and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. With that in mind, I can only assume that next season’s 6126 line will include stirup pants. And BeDazzled sweatshirts. And sequinned Keds.
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Where it says swank I kept reading it as skank
knee pads are skanky
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I once bought leggings for someone special, it was my grandmother, she had varicose veins.
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Rode hard and put away wet.
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I’m the kind of discerning customer who can appreciate the understatement of the quilted kneepads on the Mr. President leggings– it’s so much more tasteful than simply having “I give blow-jobs” silkscreened across the @ss.
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And was that coat specifically selected to remind everyone that Lohan likes to steal people’s clothes?
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Leather patches on the elbows of tweed jackets means academic and nerdy. Leather patches on the knees of leggings?! That’s as subtle as crotchless outerwear.
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How does one “design” leggings anyway? They’re just knitted tubes with no shape. I wondered who in hell wore them besides her, and a few youngsters that weren’t around during the 80s. However, I’m in Camden right now, kicky tacky central, apparently, and every little chickie in town is wearing the damn things. I am still unmoved. Not everybody has legs that look good in them, and while I have no complaints about my own legs, frankly I’m too old to go there.
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Fur is murder Lindsay. And so are those hair extensions.
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No no, Im pretty sure they don’t actually kill the horse when they harvest her hair. Ok, so I didn’t make the connection with “mr. president” and knee pads, it’s early, but that is freaking hilarious.
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@ Madchen lol
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shooow! it stinks!
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ROFLMAO! MadChen! you said it right!
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