Comments on: John Mayer is a douche, threatens to sodomize mag editor http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:11:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: neville http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-1113440 neville Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:50:54 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-1113440 I knew it! When I saw John Mayer, on MTV for the very first time. I thought,"What a f*****g douche bag." His songs/music, only appeals to fat ugly women. nAynAy, you're not the only one that hates this man. I knew it! When I saw John Mayer, on MTV for the very first time. I thought,”What a f*****g douche bag.” His songs/music, only appeals to fat ugly women. nAynAy, you’re not the only one that hates this man.

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]]> By: binkus http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-990596 binkus Tue, 01 Jun 2010 07:18:37 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-990596 agreed pigshack...my father is a bag of hammers but he still creates microorganisms from simple electricity. who said ghandi couldn't feed his followers...it only took him a bagel and a cream pie to feed his dad. agreed pigshack…my father is a bag of hammers but he still creates microorganisms from simple electricity. who said ghandi couldn’t feed his followers…it only took him a bagel and a cream pie to feed his dad.

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]]> By: pigshack http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-990593 pigshack Tue, 01 Jun 2010 07:12:56 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-990593 Eggs. Eggs! He has a father. what does he think about this? my dad owns a dealership! my dad owns a dealership! John Mayer kicks anus and lives to tell about it...he kills babies...my dad owns a dealership? eggs. EGGS! Eggs. Eggs! He has a father. what does he think about this? my dad owns a dealership! my dad owns a dealership! John Mayer kicks anus and lives to tell about it…he kills babies…my dad owns a dealership? eggs. EGGS!

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]]> By: Jack http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-975523 Jack Thu, 27 May 2010 02:44:49 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-975523 You guys are taking this too literally and seriously. This guy is, in fact, a douche, but he is not just saying this stuff to be one. He is just playing with the interviewer. Satire, sarcasm, irony, hyperbole or whatever you want to call it. Still, you have to give kudos to him for writing and performing these songs he has made over the last few years. You guys are taking this too literally and seriously. This guy is, in fact, a douche, but he is not just saying this stuff to be one. He is just playing with the interviewer. Satire, sarcasm, irony, hyperbole or whatever you want to call it. Still, you have to give kudos to him for writing and performing these songs he has made over the last few years.

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]]> By: stacy http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-485016 stacy Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:57:44 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-485016 i didnt find this funny at all. who the hell does he think he is to step all over somebody's ambitions? he seems to have forgotten that he wasnt always "John Mayer". what an asshole. i hope that he gets interviewed by this same person when his career is in the shitter and he cant make it on his own anymore. You cant treat people like that and expect kharma to skip right over you. whoever told this guy he was funny has a horrible sense of humor. i didnt find this funny at all. who the hell does he think he is to step all over somebody’s ambitions? he seems to have forgotten that he wasnt always “John Mayer”. what an asshole. i hope that he gets interviewed by this same person when his career is in the shitter and he cant make it on his own anymore. You cant treat people like that and expect kharma to skip right over you. whoever told this guy he was funny has a horrible sense of humor.

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]]> By: cc http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-484888 cc Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:07:51 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-484888 wow. you guys really missed the joke on this one. may not have been the most hilarious joke ever, but at least it was different from the usual ego-stoke interview that everyone does. i think what people can't stand about john mayer is that he doesn't take his celebrity as seriously as everyone wants him to. i'm sure everyone who reads/wrote this site has been a bigger jerk than he, it's just that his life is public and he can't be bothered to create a bland public persona. props to him, at least he's authentic in every situation. wow. you guys really missed the joke on this one. may not have been the most hilarious joke ever, but at least it was different from the usual ego-stoke interview that everyone does. i think what people can’t stand about john mayer is that he doesn’t take his celebrity as seriously as everyone wants him to. i’m sure everyone who reads/wrote this site has been a bigger jerk than he, it’s just that his life is public and he can’t be bothered to create a bland public persona. props to him, at least he’s authentic in every situation.

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]]> By: original kate http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-484136 original kate Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:15:41 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-484136 "self-absorbed pansy music"! LMAO! “self-absorbed pansy music”! LMAO!

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]]> By: Cinderella http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-483899 Cinderella Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:01:58 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-483899 So he thinks he's fucking good at the guitar. Um, no. Duane Allman was f'cking good, Steve Vai is f'cking good. Derek Trucks is f'cking good. Kirk Hammett is f'cking good. And one for the ladies: Jennifer Batten is f'cking good. It takes more than self-absorbed pansy music to be f'cking good. So he thinks he’s fucking good at the guitar. Um, no.

Duane Allman was f’cking good, Steve Vai is f’cking good. Derek Trucks is f’cking good. Kirk Hammett is f’cking good. And one for the ladies: Jennifer Batten is f’cking good.

It takes more than self-absorbed pansy music to be f’cking good.

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]]> By: mollination http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-483855 mollination Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:21:43 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-483855 I know Susan's awe-inspiring intellect leads her to believe she is the only one who can decipher sarcasm, but in reality it is her awe-inspiring lack of a sense of humor that allows her to be the only one who finds this funny. We get it Susan. We just don't think it's funny. The reporter wasn't dumb - john, like you, just *thinks* he's smarter than everyone else, and thus wouldn't answer the questions. I love that he accuses the reporter of not knowing what they're talking about when he openly admits he doesn't "have enough time" to follow the subjects in detail enough to speak about them. He's embarrassed because the reporter revealed his own ignorance and hot-buttons. I know Susan’s awe-inspiring intellect leads her to believe she is the only one who can decipher sarcasm, but in reality it is her awe-inspiring lack of a sense of humor that allows her to be the only one who finds this funny.

We get it Susan. We just don’t think it’s funny. The reporter wasn’t dumb – john, like you, just *thinks* he’s smarter than everyone else, and thus wouldn’t answer the questions. I love that he accuses the reporter of not knowing what they’re talking about when he openly admits he doesn’t “have enough time” to follow the subjects in detail enough to speak about them.

He’s embarrassed because the reporter revealed his own ignorance and hot-buttons.

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]]> By: original kate http://www.celebitchy.com/75571/john_mayer_is_a_douche_threatens_to_sodomize_mag_editor/#comment-483741 original kate Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:57:46 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=75571#comment-483741 yeah yeah...it doesn't take a genius to figure out that john's answers were supposedly "sarcastic" and "funny"...that's been his schtick for awhile. but he is such a little tit that it backfires. i'm sure john thinks he is god's gift to women, politics and music. yeah yeah…it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that john’s answers were supposedly “sarcastic” and “funny”…that’s been his schtick for awhile. but he is such a little tit that it backfires. i’m sure john thinks he is god’s gift to women, politics and music.

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