OK! Magazine has a bizarre and no doubt misleading cover story this month: “Inside our Home” featuring on and probably off-screen Twilight lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The cover follows past misleading OK! issues focusing on the couple, like “Wedding of The Year” in September, which just had the details of the wedding to be filmed for the third installment of the series and not a planned wedding between Pattison and Stewart. There was also “Rob and Kristen: Engaged” and “Rob Risks it all for Kristen” last month.
Neither Stewart nor Pattinson has ever confirmed their relationship, and they take pains not to be photographed together outside of promotional appearances. OK! seems to suggest that it has an exclusive interview with the hot young couple, with statements on the cover like “exclusive photos of our apartment in Vancouver,” and “all the intimate details of our life at home.” Given the teaser article on their site, which doesn’t include any information about an interview, I think we can safely assume that all they have are interior photos of the place they’re staying while in Vancouver. The Frisky has some details of the article, and Rob and Kristen don’t even have an “apartment” – they’re staying in a hotel suite of adjoining rooms and the “married couple” quote is from some random storekeeper.
In an amazing cover story entitled “Inside our Love Nest,” OK! gives us an inside look into Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson‘s Vancouver hotel suite romance. Apparently, the couple holds down an entire floor of the Sheraton with conveniently attached bedrooms. There, Rob plays guitar for Kristen, they cuddle in bed and Rob enjoys his “beloved Hot Pockets.” One storekeeper said of the couple, “They seem like they’ve been together for years—like an old married couple but way, way hotter.” Seriously, OK!? Beloved Hot Pockets?
[From The Frisky]
In a recent interview with Allure, Stewart refused to comment on her rumored relationship with Pattinson, and just said “I read that story every day… It’s in a story every day, so let’s not put it in another one.” As Showbizspy points out, commenters on OK!’s website are calling for a ban on fake stories about the Twilight couple, and some are up in arms over this latest fake cover.
When is this crap going to stop? We all know that these stories are BS and even if they are together that is their PERSONAL LIVES not anything to do with their job. I also know for damn sure they wouldn’t be talking to OK MAG anyway. – Brooke
this story grows old.. ya’ll should just give Robert and Kristen some respect and leave them alone.. – kim
sure, they took the time out of their busy day to tell OK about their ‘private’ lives…yeah right! totaly fake even the picture which looks rather photoshoped [specially around kristens hair]
[Comments on OK! Magazine.com]
Obviously these trumped up Robsten stories sell copies for OK! or they wouldn’t keep running them. Ever since OK! changed hands earlier this year they’ve struggled to find their identity and are seeming more like a tween Star Magazine than the friendly budget version of People they once were.
I wish the world would just get over these two already.
I’d rather have this than Fox shoved in our faces. At least this is funny.
This is nothing new for OK magazine in the UK – they do it so often that I never believe anything on the cover! I now know to take a quick flick through and not to buy.
Fuck Twilight.
god khloe K! shut the F up already about the contents of your womb!
and both of these two need to take showers.
But what about Suri’s cutest vacation album EVER!!!!!!!!!!?????????
True Blood all the way!!!
I’m so sick of hearing about these two.
UGGGGGGGG!!!!
Rob’s “beloved Hot Pockets” is just a hilariously bad quote. It’s like they want us to believe he will get emotional about anything. He just feels so deeply. I wonder if that cover photo is real or spliced together.
Allie, they obviously ‘shopped them together and it looks horrible. they made them look like Heidi and Spencer.
At this point, I feel like there should be some way for stars to refute the blatant lies. I know in a way it doesn’t matter to them because they can ignore it (like Kristen seems to be trying to do), but there’s another side to it: a celebs persona is their product, their business. If tabloids can just print up lies however much they want, they can be doing damage to a person’s reputation, their box-office power, and ultimately their ability to earn. That’s twisted.
Seriously, have they even confirmed they are going out? All I read from their real interviews is denial of any kind of relationship (they still of course allow a little room for rumors of romance since they have to promote the Twilight movies after all but still…). This is just a waste of ink and paper for OK magazine. Also, these two are as interesting as two wet towels.
yeah correct Fuck Twilight.
Two things that I thought of after reading this:
1. I could totally go for some hot pockets right now; and
2. If I were to live with a dude again, is there anyway I could set up an adjoining room type of situation? I have my space, you have your space, and occasionally you can come over for some hot sex and then go home.
I think Chelsea Handler uses “hot pockets” as a one of her euphemisms for a vagina.
What is OK!’s problem. I can imagine so many people buying this because Kristen and Rob are so beautiful. I just hope no one believes the stories.
sex sells lies sell controversy sells & Twilight benefits too! Keep the hype going…that sells more tickets. It’s all marketing. Anyone hinting at a real life romance keeps the story alive. C’mon. They may even be paying OK (that’s a stretch but you get my point!) Why be up in arms about selling more tickets?
KAY I HAVE 3 THINGS TO SAY BOUT THIS.
1.I AGREE WITH ROMA ABOUT THE ADJOINING ROOM THING SOO TRUE SO FUNNY.
2.LOVE TWILIGHT AND ROBSTEN BUT I TO AM GROWING TIRED OF THIS”THEY ARE A COUPLE,THEY ARENT A COUPLE.”I MEAN IF THEY ARE THEY ARE IF NOT OH FUKING WELL.
3.OK!AS WE ALL KNOW IS NOT THE MOST RELIABLE RESOURCE FOR ANYTHING,I WOULD GOT TO E!NEWS OR PEOPLE ANYTHING BUT OK.