Ahh, every man’s fantasy. Lindsay Lohan strip searched. Okay not every man’s, but I would ballpark it at a solid 8.5 out of 10. Lindsay’s original sentence - for her two DUIs, felony charges of possession of cocaine, transportation of a narcotic, and driving with a suspended license – ended up clocking it at just 84 minutes. Lohan was supposed to serve four days in jail, but agreed to serve ten days of community service instead of two of the jail days. She was given credit for one day since she spent time in jail when she was initially arrested. That left her with just one day to serve, which means she was out in 84 minutes – narrowly missing Nicole Ritchie’s record of 82 minutes. While there, Lindsay was strip searched. Thanks, People Magazine, for pointing that out.

Lindsay Lohan reported to the Lynwood jail on Thursday to serve her minimum 24-hour sentence as part of her plea deal in her two DUI cases – and checked out 84 minutes later. According to the sheriff’s department Web site, the actress turned herself in at 10:30 a.m., and was released at 11:54 a.m. The jail has a long-standing policy of releasing non-violent offenders early due to overcrowding.

“Ms. Lohan was cooperative,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE. “She was fingerprinted, photographed, and put in a holding cell, but was let go due to our early release policy.” Whitmore also confirmed that Lohan was strip searched as part of routine jail procedure.

[From People]

Alright, who’s up next? Let’s see, we’ve gone through Paris, Nicole, Lindsay… I’m trying to think, what other celebrity f*** up hasn’t gone to jail yet? I’m sitting here totally stumped. Oh Britney! Yeah I think it’s your turn. You have to admit, as big a screw-up as she is, she has yet to drive drunk… at least that we know of. Though she still manages to run over people’s feet and drive through red lights when she’s (theoretically) sober. I think it’s time for the LAPD to start tailing her. I’m sure they could find Brit driving under the influence of some sort of illicit substance in under four hours flat. That’s a good way to get your whole day’s ticket quota taken care of, officers.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Lindsay’s newest mug shot to add to her collection. Header image of Lindsay shopping at Chanel in Beverly Hills, after having lunch at the Ivy. Volunteering is hard. Images thanks to Splash Photos.