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- Benicio Del Toro Lost His Virginity At 13 [Crazy Days and Nights]
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- Police: Child Protective Services Contacted about Balloon Boy. Good! [MSN Wonderwall]
- Judge Under Scrutiny After Refusing to Marry Interracial Couple [Bossip]
- He Loves You, But Will His Mom? [College Candy]
- Britney Spears’ Racy “3″ Video Shoot [Fafarazzi]
- 11 Reasons Why the Twilight Phenomenon Scares the Living Sh*t Out of Me [Pajiba]
- Padma Lakshmi Says Pregnancy Is No Reason To Pig Out [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Nic Cage sold his castle [Celebslam]
- Khloe Kardashian Want to Be a “Skinny Pregnant Person” [Websters is my Bitch]
- Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole, film a lunch segment for The Hills [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- A Funny Or Die Kim Zolciak Sings “Tardy For The Party” [The Frisky]
- Are Britney Spears and her agent Jason Trawick still together? [PopSugar]
- Admittedly, Alessandra Ambrosio looks much hotter eating cake than the rest of us [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- Abbey Clancy Bikini Pictures Will Sell a Lot of Pepsi [Egotastic]
- Shayne Lamas looks like a man to me [The Superficial]
- Audrina Patridge and her extreme f-me boots [Hollywood Tuna]
Written by JayBird
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26 Responses to ““Benicio Del Toro lost his virginity at 13″ afternoon links”
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Del Toro and Pitt, both sexy men, appear to be on the same downward trajectory in the looks department.
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And he hasn’t showered since.
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So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for “young woman” into the Greek word for “virgin,” which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the “virgin” that caught people’s attention. It’s not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church.
Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you…
Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome…
Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush.-SNATCH
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@BitterBetty- OMG! You funny girl! I can’t stop laughing!
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He looks like a Latin Brad Pitt in this picture!
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thats his after orgasim face…… Or is it his climax face?
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This guy hasn’t been hot since he played one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
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Lem- One of the best movies ever.
I’ve always thought he is very sexy, but pictures don’t do him any justice.
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When I saw this shot I thought — “Aha! THAT’S the look Brad Pitt is going for!”
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Well, you know you would go for B if he wanted you but I will never forget Howard Stern saying one morning, “He looks like Brad Pitt if he was in a car accident”. Spewed that coffee on dashboard in rush hour traffic, I did.
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Why nobody gets their knickers in a twist over the fact that he was 13 at the time? Shouldn’t someone investigate? He was a child, after all. I’m really disappointed in you for focusing on Benicio’s rugged good looks, not on his lost cherry. Where is your outrage? Please, pull out your torches and pitchforks…and off to Puerto Rico.. do it for society and moral order ;).
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Thanks Twinkle Toes. I miss Howard Stern now that I’m not driving to work anymore!
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These links tend to bring up random and confusing comments. Can you at least reference who or what you are commenting on, with the maybe the exception of the top link?
I hope Khloe Kardashian doesn’t take her diet pills she has been selling to try and a “skinny pregnant person.” I understand after losing weight it would be frustrating to regain it, but the focus should be on the baby, not how if will effect your body. If you are so concerned adopt. Didn’t she just get married and it is still not official? What has come out about the guy doesn’t seem promising for fatherhood.
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and this is relevant how?
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in RE to Del Toro: I think he’s a Babe. He’s no Frusciante, but he’s real close.
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Watch him in 21 Grams- brilliant actor & animal sexuality. Have you forgotten he won an Oscar?
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My my, isn’t that something you want to announce to the world
I’m sure he was a very proud child.
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This little gem will be promptly stored in my useless information file.
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@minx…..the difference is that he wasn’t plied with drugs to weaken his mental capacity and then vaginally and anally raped by a 40yr old. What I took away from the article was that the girl was a “bit older”, maybe 15 to 17.
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He looks really trashy.. and anyways.. it’s not much of a news.. is it?
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Great actor, he was marvelous in “Traffic”, but in that photo he looks like he’s just come off a three-day high.
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Minx- Well, I think no one is getting their knickers in a twist over this is because a) he didn’t report it as a rape. b) the person with whom he had relations was “slightly” older, not 20 plus years and an adult. c) he was a willing participant d) the person with whom he had sex wasn’t someone who had been arrested for a crime, plea bargained and fled the country to avoid prosecution.
At least that is why my knickers aren’t in a twist over the matter.
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I meant punishment, not prosecuted.
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Who really cares?
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He does look like a saggy droopy eyed Brad Pitt!! If I were Brad I’d kill myself now before this happened!!
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