Comments on: Sheriff says Balloon Boy stunt was hoax; Dad was UFO conspiracy theorist http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/ Stylish celebrity escapism Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:24:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: momof1 http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-490649 momof1 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:47:05 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-490649 I would just like to take a moment to leave something here: First of all, I feel so bad for the Heene children. Not only were they pulled into this stunt by their parents, but they are being taken away from the parents as a result. (And, although that is a GOOD thing, considering the parents have no sense at all, the children will still be uprooted). Secondly, I read on another blog this moring that the town may get a tax increase to pay for the extensive search looking for Falcon. I do NOT think that neighbors and townspeople should pay for a bizarre family's hoax. Those people were helping, searching, worrying and praying that Falcon Heene would be found, alive and safe. It is not their fault that the Heene's are nuts! And, lastly- I would like to say to the Heene's: What a disgrace you are to lie about something so awful as the safety and welfare of your child! And, for your own personal gain... how pathetic. I hope the world sees you for who you really are. Sadly, your children are better off somewhere else, rather than in your care. What an awful legacy to leave behind for your children! Someday, they will look back and be so embarassed and ashamed of the both of you. Especially Mr. Heene... he seemed like a lunatic on wife swap. I'm sorry that I ever even watched. I hope that the parents are forced to pay for this hoax, and forced to publicly appologize on national TV for causing panic to the entire nation over a lie. Shame on you! Hopefully, TLC never airs your episodes of wife swap again.. and hopefully, they force you to get the mental help you need! I would just like to take a moment to leave something here: First of all, I feel so bad for the Heene children. Not only were they pulled into this stunt by their parents, but they are being taken away from the parents as a result. (And, although that is a GOOD thing, considering the parents have no sense at all, the children will still be uprooted). Secondly, I read on another blog this moring that the town may get a tax increase to pay for the extensive search looking for Falcon. I do NOT think that neighbors and townspeople should pay for a bizarre family’s hoax. Those people were helping, searching, worrying and praying that Falcon Heene would be found, alive and safe. It is not their fault that the Heene’s are nuts! And, lastly- I would like to say to the Heene’s: What a disgrace you are to lie about something so awful as the safety and welfare of your child! And, for your own personal gain… how pathetic. I hope the world sees you for who you really are. Sadly, your children are better off somewhere else, rather than in your care. What an awful legacy to leave behind for your children! Someday, they will look back and be so embarassed and ashamed of the both of you. Especially Mr. Heene… he seemed like a lunatic on wife swap. I’m sorry that I ever even watched. I hope that the parents are forced to pay for this hoax, and forced to publicly appologize on national TV for causing panic to the entire nation over a lie. Shame on you! Hopefully, TLC never airs your episodes of wife swap again.. and hopefully, they force you to get the mental help you need!

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]]> By: Catherine http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487658 Catherine Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:46:15 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487658 These people are disgusting for involving the kid in such a stunt and then having the nerve to cry on the Today show. What a jerk the father is. These people are disgusting for involving the kid in such a stunt and then having the nerve to cry on the Today show. What a jerk the father is.

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]]> By: TinaWithPom http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487651 TinaWithPom Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:28:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487651 disgusting parents. i hope they pay for the hoax, and that they pay enough so as to discourage all other $$$-hungry, lowlife parents out there. the dad is a slimy, lying egomaniac... and those poor boys are in serious danger of becoming the same. disgusting parents. i hope they pay for the hoax, and that they pay enough so as to discourage all other $$$-hungry, lowlife parents out there.

the dad is a slimy, lying egomaniac… and those poor boys are in serious danger of becoming the same.

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]]> By: original kate http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487617 original kate Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:35:26 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487617 nice values to teach your kids: if you wanna get noticed, just lie...maybe you'll get on tv! nice values to teach your kids: if you wanna get noticed, just lie…maybe you’ll get on tv!

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]]> By: MascTex http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487589 MascTex Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:03:23 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487589 Here is my conspiracy theory on what happened: Heene and his tenant Thomas had been planning for many months to create a UFO shaped balloon that they planned to secretly launch and have it crash land somewhere. Stormchaser Heene would quickly discover it and call in the military. Once the military hauled it off to examine it. Heene would claim to the media that he was witness to some military cover up of a flying saucer crash with photos and everything. He would then milk this through a reality TV show, books and other appearances for many years to come. Thomas and Heene had a fallout and the latter was stuck with this saucer-shaped balloon that he quickly needed to use to bring attention to his family. Seeing that he was pressed for time and after seeing the movie "UP" he decided to use the balloon in a simpler, heart-string tugging publicity stunt that would involve his child. Note that this stunt would never have worked in the first place because it was impossible for a garage-sized balloon to have enough buoyancy to lift a forty pound child. It might catch in the wind depending on the day, get dragged on the ground until it would get snagged by a fence or something, but would never be able to take to the skies.. Seems that the "Science Detective" Heene does not have a clue about basic physics. Here is my conspiracy theory on what happened: Heene and his tenant Thomas had been planning for many months to create a UFO shaped balloon that they planned to secretly launch and have it crash land somewhere. Stormchaser Heene would quickly discover it and call in the military. Once the military hauled it off to examine it. Heene would claim to the media that he was witness to some military cover up of a flying saucer crash with photos and everything. He would then milk this through a reality TV show, books and other appearances for many years to come.

Thomas and Heene had a fallout and the latter was stuck with this saucer-shaped balloon that he quickly needed to use to bring attention to his family. Seeing that he was pressed for time and after seeing the movie “UP” he decided to use the balloon in a simpler, heart-string tugging publicity stunt that would involve his child.

Note that this stunt would never have worked in the first place because it was impossible for a garage-sized balloon to have enough buoyancy to lift a forty pound child. It might catch in the wind depending on the day, get dragged on the ground until it would get snagged by a fence or something, but would never be able to take to the skies.. Seems that the “Science Detective” Heene does not have a clue about basic physics.

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]]> By: MSat http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487511 MSat Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:57:25 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487511 They day after the boy was "Found," the parents were interviewed again by CNN and the anchor asked the father specifically about that video. He said that his kids were allowed to cuss and use other bad language in their home but not outside the home. The interviewer countered by saying, "well you posted a video of the kids swearing on YouTube, so that's not exactly inside your home." The father just stammered and got all red faced. He really didn't think about this plan very much, did he? They day after the boy was “Found,” the parents were interviewed again by CNN and the anchor asked the father specifically about that video. He said that his kids were allowed to cuss and use other bad language in their home but not outside the home. The interviewer countered by saying, “well you posted a video of the kids swearing on YouTube, so that’s not exactly inside your home.” The father just stammered and got all red faced. He really didn’t think about this plan very much, did he?

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]]> By: Squirtle http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487463 Squirtle Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:17:57 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487463 Ugh I watched the YouTube "rap" video the boys did. It’s really pathetic that these parents would teach their children to be so ignorant. CPS please save them! Ugh I watched the YouTube “rap” video the boys did. It’s really pathetic that these parents would teach their children to be so ignorant.

CPS please save them!

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]]> By: TwinkleToes http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487449 TwinkleToes Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:08:54 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487449 Judy, Eyes For Lies, is judging Heene as though he was a normal person when in fact, EFL is not factoring in the mental ilness of manic psychosis. They also fell for Tom Cruise's couch jumping bit as being honest because that site is not an expert and didn't factor in that Tom may have been having a manic episode. That site also justifies Katie & Tom's love for each other because "they got married, didn't they?" Like Hollywood actors never ever got married for publicity before, like gays can't be gay if they are married and have children. Along those lines. That site claims to be a natural lie detector but never had any training in the field. Best we stick with experts who have degrees in this field and have worked for the courts and the government and have degrees in psychology and can discern between a delusional person and a liar. Judy, Eyes For Lies, is judging Heene as though he was a normal person when in fact, EFL is not factoring in the mental ilness of manic psychosis. They also fell for Tom Cruise’s couch jumping bit as being honest because that site is not an expert and didn’t factor in that Tom may have been having a manic episode. That site also justifies Katie & Tom’s love for each other because “they got married, didn’t they?” Like Hollywood actors never ever got married for publicity before, like gays can’t be gay if they are married and have children. Along those lines. That site claims to be a natural lie detector but never had any training in the field. Best we stick with experts who have degrees in this field and have worked for the courts and the government and have degrees in psychology and can discern between a delusional person and a liar.

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]]> By: Blondie http://www.celebitchy.com/76055/sheriff_says_balloon_boy_stunt_was_hoax_for_reality_show_dad_was_ufo_conspiracy_theorist/#comment-487438 Blondie Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:59:20 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=76055#comment-487438 As budding famewhores, work release will probably be the most difficult part of their incarceration. Neither one of them has held down a real job in years. Not that I’m pooping on following one’s passion in life - but this clown doesn’t even have an Associates Degree, and he’s claiming he’s a meteorologist?! __________________________________________ Precisely! As the Sheriff so eloquently stated: "His education level is only high school ... he may be nutty, but he's not a professor." As budding famewhores, work release will probably be the most difficult part of their incarceration. Neither one of them has held down a real job in years. Not that I’m pooping on following one’s passion in life – but this clown doesn’t even have an Associates Degree, and he’s claiming he’s a meteorologist?!
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Precisely! As the Sheriff so eloquently stated:

“His education level is only high school … he may be nutty, but he’s not a professor.”

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