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Russell Brand and Katy Perry have been dating for … I don’t know, maybe three weeks, tops? Or a whole month, if you count the start of the “relationship” a drunken hookup after the VMAs. While it is surprising they’ve lasted this long, they’re now finding themselves the hot new couple. Sort of. I mean, if you think Russell is hot, I suppose, and not dirty-in-a-bad-way. Anyway, Russell and Katy are now being followed everywhere by the paparazzi, and I’m a little surprised it took this long to get a picture of some kind of extreme PDA.
Honestly, though, I don’t even know what I’m looking at. The description of these photos says “Katy Perry and Russell Brand sneak away for some intimate time at a private party in the Hollywood Hills, California.” I think that’s the house (where the party is being held?) behind them. And it looks like Russell is trying to nail Katy on the terrace railing. That would take more concentration and upper-body strength than I have, so God bless. But I’ve got to wonder if there were partygoers milling about as Russell tried to nail her to the railing. Apparently, Paul McKenna and Randy Jackson were in attendance at the party. So it sounds like an industry party… I guess Russell and Katy provided the entertainment.
In other paparazzi shots from the weekend, Katy was seen shopping with her best friend (who looks a lot like Russell). Russell was seen solo, heading into Cedar Senai medical building in West Hollywood. Interesting… put all of these little incidents together, and we have a story line. Shopping for cute outfits, terrace booty, then STD check-up?
Here’s my advice to Katy: Stop hooking up with Russell on the terrace at an industry party. Stop sending Russell pictures of your boobs. And for goodness sake, ask him what his doctor prescribed and for what ailment.
Here’s Katie and Russell making out on Saturday night, then Russell going to the doctor and Katie shopping the next day. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News and INF Photo.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hookups, Katy Perry, PDA, Russell Brand, Sex
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16 Responses to “Russell Brand tries to nail Katy Perry on a terrace, at a party”
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I look at him and his bizzare getups and I think he’s a skeeze. Then he opens his mouth or smiles and he’s actually handsome.
I hear he’s very nice to his fans.
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Wow…..uber classy….so gross.
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snowball, I know exactly what you mean! He looks so terrible in photos, but I was really surprise by how funny and charming I found his (really awful) character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And while he did fall flat at the Video Music Awards, his subsequent comedy show (Russell Brand in New York) was very funny.
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Ummm…are we talking about these pictures in the post? Cause it looks like a few sweet smooches…I know we US folks have a rep as prudes, but kissing = nailing?! Then I’ve been a bad girl! ;^)
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i thought Ryan Seacrest was more his type…
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famewhores putting on a display for the papps, that’s all.
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Yes, his stand-up isn’t really to my taste, and he really does look as he’s the necrotic-scented, effluvia emeritus of Hobo University. But–it must’ve been for his book promotion–I heard some of his radio interviews, and if God didn’t make little green apples, he was really self-aware, impressively erudite and seemed like an interesting person.
Maybe she’s less, um, ‘peppery’ than in her interviews. God bless them both, and stuff. I’d say that this scenario looks like ‘When Naptha Met Napalm’, but what am I doing? Drinking milk, cooking dinner, following it up with some vacuuming and light laundry with BBC Radio in the background, ingesting vitamins and trying to get a good night’s rest before returning to the research doldrums. Maybe they’re on to something.
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I think Russell is good stuff. I didn’t think too much of him at the first vma he hosted. Then I watched him on Jimmy Fallon (the first time he was on there) and I thought he was really brilliant in a sexy way. Then I caught one his stand-ups and I was lmao.. I got his book. He is a ***recovering*** sex addict… so yeah he was probably trying to nail her there.
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He’s still too vulgar and dresses like a preening girlyman. I do not trust him and she shouldn’t either. Rule Number One: Never trust a guy who wears bangle bracelets and doesn’t shave.
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he’s very hot in a weird way.. not your typical Hollywood beefcake or pretty boy but very witty and funny and quite good looking underneath it all.
as to “nailing” her - please, they’re just kissing -
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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@ Jo ‘mama’ besser - LOL at your description of Russell Brand
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It looks like he has very short fingers for a man. That probably means…
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Is anyone surprised that lots of people find Brand attractive? He’s basically Jack Sparrow, isn’t he?
Didn’t Katie Perry used to be all about the religious pop?
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@nanster: Thanks. I guess you’ve got to do something while you’re doing nothing–which is exactly what I accomplished today. Unless listening to JOE’S GARAGE counts as something. I’ll say that it does!
@Nony: I believe so. When I moved to ‘the big city’ I had to ditch on TV to pay for rent. I heard that ‘I Kissed a Girl’ song once in the doctor’s office. What?
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Eww he is so gross why Katy why?
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