Megan Fox brought some Melania Trump Realness to the Billboard Music Awards

The Billboard Music Awards were held last night and I only watched an hour. They were a mess. I remember when even the “lesser” music awards still tried to put on a proper show, with a proper host and proper messaging. There’s less of that these days. I know that makes me sound ancient, but guess what? Sean Combs is a terrible music awards show host, and he was so bad, he brought the whole show down. You can see this year’s BBMA winners here – Drake, Olivia Rodrigo and Doja Cat were all big winners.

Weirdly, one of the biggest moments of the Billboards was on the red carpet, when Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly turned up. Megan has gone full Melania Trump, and I joked last night that MGK looked like Jared Kushner. I still stand by that though. Megan wore David Koma. MGK wore Dolce & Gabbana with a diamond manicure.

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Here’s Dove Cameron in Ashlyn. Have you heard her song on the radio? It sounds like Billie Eilish! It’s good though, it’s a bop.

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Chloe Bailey in Valdrin Shahiti. Eh.

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And here’s Florence Welch in Gucci. I can’t believe Flo + the Machine came out for this, but they just released a new album, and they’re doing an American promotional swing. Their performance was actually great.

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  1. Andapanda says:

    Chloe Bailey looks great!

    • lucky says:

      Agreed! And I feel like an ‘eh’ is kinda mean considering all the body criticism she is subjected to in general.

      • Hootenannie says:

        I think she looks stunning but to me the dress is definitely eh- somehow try hard and boring with the cut out, fabric, silhouette. I would have that take on the dress no matter who was wearing it.

      • Lemons says:

        The dress is a dud. If you’re wearing clothes to show off your body, there are other ways to do it. I honestly cannot believe designers are making money off of dresses that look this poorly designed.

  2. MeganC says:

    If Megan Fox tried any harder she would hurt herself.

    • shanaynay says:

      +1!! Couldn’t agree more!

      • Hootenannie says:

        I think she looks stunning but to me the dress is definitely eh- somehow try hard and boring with the cut out, fabric, silhouette. I would have that take on the dress no matter who was wearing it.

    • Lou says:

      Yep. Did you see the screenshot she posted on her IG? She texted asking if the bodysuit she’s wearing was expensive because she cut a hole in the cr*tch so they could have sex. Gross.

    • K says:

      That’s what the engagement ring is for.

    • Luna17 says:

      Yes! At first I was a fan of her an MGK but she is coming across as desperate and so damn thirsty. She isn’t actually very bright or talented and just says things she thinks sound smart and “feminist.” Also her face is jacked, it’s been bad for a while but she looks 15 years older than she is from all this surgery and can’t even move it.

  3. SAS says:

    I cannot believe a mortal woman looks that good in Chloe’s dress!

    Hate Flo’s outfit as always but adore her (that bone structure, and HAIR!!!)

    I love that MGK goes for it. Even within her tacky-sexy oeuvre Megan can do better than this.

  4. Lightpurple says:

    Megan looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Like she completely copied the look.

    Florence is wearing someone’s vintage 1950s era curtains.

  5. Southern Fried says:

    That red-orange monstrosity…

  6. Liz Version 700 says:

    I am at home recovering from knee replacement surgery so please accept my thanks Kaiser as I has a true healing belly laugh imagining Jared in MGk’s outfit marching around like a little soldier hahahahaha

  7. Otaku fairy says:

    LOL! Between looks like this and all the vampire mystical woo-woo stuff, Megan is going to have people shrieking about “The Remnant” soon. I just need her or some similar peer to say something about the universe, vibes, or being spiritual without being religious next. This isn’t one of her best looks (she might have pulled it off better without the work she’s had done), but it’s alright.
    Dove Cameron’s dress is pretty. I’m not a big fan of gray dresses, but Chloe’s look is cute.

  8. Betsy says:

    This is the ugliest crop of dresses I have seen in a while. Gross from start to finish.

  9. lucy2 says:

    Melania X Kris Jenner, so basically nightmare fuel.
    That red dress is horrifyingly bad.
    Chloe looks great.

  10. HeyKay says:

    MF, please stop whatever you are doing to your face!
    MGK, looks fab in that outfit!
    I enjoy his fashion, he really is kind of “salute to rock star dressing”. lol
    I want his boots. 😀

    Overall, this group of dresses were ugly, trashy in my opinion.

    MF makes me tired with all her twin flame bs. I prefer the British version of relationships “we suit” as in, yup, we get along pretty well. lol

  11. ME says:

    I’m sorry but I think sometimes less is more. She looks so much more beautiful with minimal make-up and simple hair.

  12. Andrea says:

    Ms Fox is completely unidentifiable. How sad. I wish so called celebrities would stop messing with their faces. She was very pretty to begin with, now not so much.

  13. JFerber says:

    MF should NEVER wear bangs. MGK looked really good in his outfit.

    • Wing Kingdom says:

      Unfortunately those don’t look like clip-in bangs to me. I hope I’m wrong!

  14. Jules says:

    Lmao. That’s all I got at this point.

  15. Barbie1 says:

    MGK outfit is a monstrosity. Megan looks beautiful but way too overdone. Saying she looks like Melania is a low blow lol.

  16. Lexilla says:

    Megan looks like Melania because they ordered the same face at the doctor’s office.

  17. Katie says:

    MF looks like the front of a ship come to life. I’m in the middle of watching late seasons New Girl for the millionth time. I always feel very warmly towards her after a re-watch no matter what crackpottery is afoot in the real world.

  18. Nicegirl says:

    Holy Kris Jenner, MF

  19. Case says:

    Well, MGK looks really cool and I like that she tried to match him. I really dislike when cutouts are covered by weird sheer material though. If it’s not meant to be cut that deep, don’t go that deep!

  20. Kathgal says:

    I look at MF and all I see is Marie Osmond…..

  21. Emily says:

    This is a bad look. Megan looks so much better without all this makeup on. Her skin is orange and her face looks like every other face on Instagram. She’s better than this.

    • Emma says:

      I am not a fan of the caked-on makeup look. I normally love her looks but this was weirdly bad.

  22. JFerber says:

    I read on another site (TMZ) that MGK called MF his wife before he performed and dedicated a song to their “unborn child,” indicating MF had a miscarriage. MF is crying in the audience. There’s a video. Very sad.

  23. Twinkle says:

    She looks so plastic and gross. She has to stop f@cking around with her face and body. It doesn’t even look real anymore. She looks like a plastic mannequin.

  24. JFerber says:

    I’ve always had a soft spot for her. I wish her well.

  25. Robert says:

    If your gonna shove your boobs out like that, at least get them tanned.

  26. JFerber says:

    Robert, her boobs, her choice. She looks great.

  27. Kaye says:

    Dove Cameron looks like she stepped between a couple of battling flamingos.