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Sarah Jessica Parker’s feet are deformed


Sarah Jessica Parker, 41, had to have her feet digitally enhanced for her terrible film “Failure to Launch” because years of wearing heels has left them hideously deformed:

“Forcing her feet into stilettos every day has punished Sarah’s feet,” an indiscreet source claims.

“Unfortunately Sarah Jessica Parker has lots of protruding veins which weren’t very nice so we did our best to hide them.”

Sarah herself isn’t faring too well either, as evidenced by these candids taken on Friday in New York. No offense to her three year-old son, James.

Parker recently ruled out a Sex and the City reunion, and may have ruled out her marriage to Matthew Broderick as well.

Pictures [via]

Four more including Parker’s son after the jump.



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