There’s nothing I love more than a celebrity fued, and this one is between Liam Gallagher and Peter Andre! When I was at school, the cool kids liked Oasis and the dorks liked Peter Andre. I liked his abs.

Liam was asked during a television interview last week who he’d like to collaborate with, who he’d like to text and who he’d like to ignore. He was given the names Dolly Parton, Peter Andre and Sir Trevor McDonald, a British news anchor, to chose from.

He replied: “I’d call Trevor McDonald, I’d text Peter Andre and I’d ignore Dolly Parton. The only reason I’d text Peter Andre is to say, ‘What the f*** are you on about man? Where’d you get my f***ing number from, you f***ing pikey ****?’ “

On hearing this, Peter hit back in a magazine interview.

Pete fumed in New magazine: “I read somewhere that Liam Gallagher has been calling me all sorts of names. I found this quite surprising because when I last saw Liam he couldn’t have been friendlier to me and Katie. I’d go as far as to say that he was totally up our backsides!

“We bumped into him at a Radio 1 event and he told us how great he thought we were and how his mother Peggy was a big fan. It’s such a shame he was too much of a coward to tell us how he really felt to our faces instead of being two-faced. That man is all mouth and no trousers!”

[Both quotes New Zealand Herald]

Maybe Peter should have given Liam an autograph for his mum.

Then again, there is no chance that Liam Gallagher, who is possibly the biggest poser in the British industry, is going to admit that he likes or even tolerates Peter Andre. Even if his mum is a fan. I wonder what his mother thinks of his language?

Next time you see Peter Andre, watch out Liam. I’ve seen those abs.

In other Peter Andre news, his wife Katie Price aka Jordan is getting a breast reduction for Christmas. And her New Year’s resolution? Not to show her boobs to anyone but her husband. Does this means she’s retiring?

Header image is an older one of Peter Andre as it’s the only headshot I could find without Jordan in it. Liam Gallagher is shown outside his brother Noel’s birthday party on 5/26/07, thanks to WENN. Peter Andre and Jordan are shown outside Gary Cockerill’s birhday party on 9/30/07, thanks to Splash News and PR Photos.