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		<title>By: yeahbut42</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeahbut42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Any man with two or three brain cells will be bored with her act by the second date and the second screw.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any man with two or three brain cells will be bored with her act by the second date and the second screw.
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		<title>By: gee_gee</title>
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		<dc:creator>gee_gee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do I feel for this girl? She reminds me of the dog we used to have (me she rest in peace). Cute, loyal and blonde. But foolish. So foolish. 

Sweetie, stop chasing that rabbit. You will never catch it. 

*sigh*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do I feel for this girl? She reminds me of the dog we used to have (me she rest in peace). Cute, loyal and blonde. But foolish. So foolish. </p>
<p>Sweetie, stop chasing that rabbit. You will never catch it. </p>
<p>*sigh*
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		<title>By: Kathie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anybody gotten a gander at this &quot;dummy&#039;s&quot; checkbook? She duhs all the way to the bank and we all buy it. I don&#039;t think Jessica needs an intellectual man but I do think she needs someone who gets that she is separate from the public face of the blond idiot she portrays herself to be.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anybody gotten a gander at this &#8220;dummy&#8217;s&#8221; checkbook? She duhs all the way to the bank and we all buy it. I don&#8217;t think Jessica needs an intellectual man but I do think she needs someone who gets that she is separate from the public face of the blond idiot she portrays herself to be.
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		<title>By: stacy</title>
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		<dc:creator>stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ lantana- ROFLMFAO</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ lantana- ROFLMFAO
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		<title>By: WTF?!?</title>
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		<dc:creator>WTF?!?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;She thinks she’s Marilyn &amp; wants her Arthur Miller.&quot;

Spot on, Jeri.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;She thinks she’s Marilyn &amp; wants her Arthur Miller.&#8221;</p>
<p>Spot on, Jeri.
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		<title>By: loldongs</title>
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		<dc:creator>loldongs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jessica is the -worst- type of woman for a man to get hooked up with.

I don&#039;t know how many guys are absolutely sick of their girlfriends or exes who bemoaned their boyfriends not being better &quot;entertainers&quot;.

Men have hobbies and a diverse range of interests, and when a woman&#039;s hobby is her boyfriend, it tends to aggravate and smother the significant other.

Boyfriends are not parents or social convenors, don&#039;t depend on them to be perpetually entertaining you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica is the -worst- type of woman for a man to get hooked up with.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how many guys are absolutely sick of their girlfriends or exes who bemoaned their boyfriends not being better &#8220;entertainers&#8221;.</p>
<p>Men have hobbies and a diverse range of interests, and when a woman&#8217;s hobby is her boyfriend, it tends to aggravate and smother the significant other.</p>
<p>Boyfriends are not parents or social convenors, don&#8217;t depend on them to be perpetually entertaining you.
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		<title>By: Jeri</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK.  I read the article now.  Since when is F--king someone behind your husband&#039;s back called &quot;dating.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK.  I read the article now.  Since when is F&#8211;king someone behind your husband&#8217;s back called &#8220;dating.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Jeri</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She thinks she&#039;s Marilyn &amp; wants her Arthur Miller.</description>
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		<title>By: Ally</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m ashamed to confess that I remember this, but I recall an interview (cited here, I think) after the Mayer break-up, as she started dating Romo, where she said it was a relief to be with someone who wasn&#039;t pressuring her to be smarter all the time. So I guess what she means here is someone less intellectual than John Mayer, which is setting the bar quite low, obvs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m ashamed to confess that I remember this, but I recall an interview (cited here, I think) after the Mayer break-up, as she started dating Romo, where she said it was a relief to be with someone who wasn&#8217;t pressuring her to be smarter all the time. So I guess what she means here is someone less intellectual than John Mayer, which is setting the bar quite low, obvs.
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		<title>By: vale</title>
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		<dc:creator>vale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can actually see that. It&#039;s like a battery, positive and negative energy to make it work. What would she do with a equally ditsy man?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can actually see that. It&#8217;s like a battery, positive and negative energy to make it work. What would she do with a equally ditsy man?
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