You know how we enjoy ragging on Heather Mills? Well we just got a little more fuel for the fire. The queen of self-righteousness has long claimed that – while she did a bit of nude posing here and there – it was only tasteful topless stuff. Somehow, no one bought it. Maybe because every third word out of that woman’s mouth is a lie, and she has no concept of reality. Well lucky for the 99.9% of the world that can’t stand her, nude, provocative porn photos of Heather Mills have finally been unearthed – and are scheduled to hit the internet any day now. Don’t worry, I won’t make you look at them now. I’m sure that image is about as appealing as… God, I honestly can’t think of anything as unappealing as a naked Heather Mills. She’s just so shrill and angry. I can’t explain why, but somehow I imagine her body parts are very sharp and angular. Kind of like her face.

Explicit photographs of Paul McCartney’s estranged wife Heather Mills have been unearthed, contradicting her claims that she was never a porn star. The full-frontal snaps show Mills posing on a bed in lacy red corset and stockings with her breasts exposed and her legs spread open to display her private parts.

In the article accompanying the provocative shots, which featured in an X-rated magazine, Mills boasts: “I’m gonna drive you crazy with my body…” The images, taken before Mills lost her leg in road accident in 1993, will come as a blow to the animal rights campaigner, having recently hit out at the press for describing her glamour modeling past as a career in porn.

She ranted, “They (the media) eliminate the whole 20 years of my life campaigning and put in things like hardcore porn queen.” But the latest expose will come as an embarrassment to Mills, as she has continually insisted she was just a topless model and did not participate in any porn photoshoots.

[From Starpulse]

Tee hee. This makes me happy. Actually pretty much anything that makes Heather Mills mad makes me happy. I used to avoid eating red meat and try not to purchase things from companies that test on animals. But then I found out that Heather Mills goes apeshit about that stuff, and it made me want to eat veal, just to piss her off.

I’m guessing that Heather will now come up with some bull about how she meant she never did porn movies, and these are just dirty pictures. She’s just a hypocritical piece of trash. Either way, the photos are pretty much useless - they’ll just serve to embarrass her. I don’t think there’s a man alive that can manage to view Heather Mills in a sexual way. These photos are going to do to lovemaking stamina what even Bea Arthur couldn’t accomplish.

Picture note by Celebitchy: JayBird might not want to subject you to that photo, but I have no qualms about it. The linked version is NSFW but it’s only topless. This really isn’t much dirtier than earlier pictures that came out (link NSFW.) I think that they just want to remind us of these pictures. Thanks to News of The World for the header image.