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		<title>By: Monique</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monique</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, heck...no...not another impending breakup due to Angie...

all I know is I hope Johnny has access to penicillin...

watch out Paradis...your man may be next...

best of luck...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, heck&#8230;no&#8230;not another impending breakup due to Angie&#8230;</p>
<p>all I know is I hope Johnny has access to penicillin&#8230;</p>
<p>watch out Paradis&#8230;your man may be next&#8230;</p>
<p>best of luck&#8230;
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		<title>By: samantha</title>
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		<dc:creator>samantha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well for starters...cum shot, I&#039;m not a fan of her but 1,do you know if thts true,cause if so your the first human polygraph,second you gotta admit for all the odd shit she DID, she&#039;s prob a great mother, a united nations ammbasador and the inspiration to many of these new actressses not to mention someones mom. She was close to her mother Fact,clearly they patched up diffrences b4 her moms passing, third I love Aniston,but honest would she have have the parts she had in movies if the studiosd knew it would pull the team aniston goers to the theater,I don&#039;t think so,I&#039;m a director, so yeah I know,last butt  out and stop writtin about stuff  you clearly THINK you know but don&#039;t have a clue,go buy some class stop chosing sides you dnt know the whole story and why people embelish on the lies and folklore they media throws up everyday is honestly beyond me, kudos to bot aniston and jolie two very fine top notch actresses who are hard to stop.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well for starters&#8230;cum shot, I&#8217;m not a fan of her but 1,do you know if thts true,cause if so your the first human polygraph,second you gotta admit for all the odd shit she DID, she&#8217;s prob a great mother, a united nations ammbasador and the inspiration to many of these new actressses not to mention someones mom. She was close to her mother Fact,clearly they patched up diffrences b4 her moms passing, third I love Aniston,but honest would she have have the parts she had in movies if the studiosd knew it would pull the team aniston goers to the theater,I don&#8217;t think so,I&#8217;m a director, so yeah I know,last butt  out and stop writtin about stuff  you clearly THINK you know but don&#8217;t have a clue,go buy some class stop chosing sides you dnt know the whole story and why people embelish on the lies and folklore they media throws up everyday is honestly beyond me, kudos to bot aniston and jolie two very fine top notch actresses who are hard to stop.
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		<title>By: SureShot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she as in angie has broken up 3 marriages! FACT. cuts herslef and lovers,admitted to using all different drugs,playing sex games since kindergarden. can you say SICK!sex with aniamls.would never date anyone that would cheat because her dad did it to her mom yet she sleeps with her moms boyfriend at 14?????her moms.Does numerous stuff for pr anything for pr to stay on the cover.by the way jen stealing her look dont think so....and jen has real legs with calfs and curves angie looks like a twig litterly....has sex on way to red carpet then bragged about it then was shaking everyones hands....she is useless space trouble maker and only wants what she is NOT suppose to have, it makes it a challage for her. she is Mentally disturb! PERIOD. but hey lets let her money put more innocent children into this big mess. money talks.she is OVERATED BY FAR!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she as in angie has broken up 3 marriages! FACT. cuts herslef and lovers,admitted to using all different drugs,playing sex games since kindergarden. can you say SICK!sex with aniamls.would never date anyone that would cheat because her dad did it to her mom yet she sleeps with her moms boyfriend at 14?????her moms.Does numerous stuff for pr anything for pr to stay on the cover.by the way jen stealing her look dont think so&#8230;.and jen has real legs with calfs and curves angie looks like a twig litterly&#8230;.has sex on way to red carpet then bragged about it then was shaking everyones hands&#8230;.she is useless space trouble maker and only wants what she is NOT suppose to have, it makes it a challage for her. she is Mentally disturb! PERIOD. but hey lets let her money put more innocent children into this big mess. money talks.she is OVERATED BY FAR!
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		<title>By: Bekah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bekah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please NO!!! Angelina is so played out and Johnny Depp deserves a way better costar. Angelina&#039;s done the whole sexy bad ass role not much of a stretch. Seriously, there&#039;s got to be a better choice than Angelina.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please NO!!! Angelina is so played out and Johnny Depp deserves a way better costar. Angelina&#8217;s done the whole sexy bad ass role not much of a stretch. Seriously, there&#8217;s got to be a better choice than Angelina.
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		<title>By: angelinafan1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Jolie&#039;s actual quote was that when her kids grow up, they will be able to watch MAMS and see when their parents met and see their CHARACTERS &quot;meet and fall in love and try to kill each other.&quot; The latter refers to their characters, not their person. And moreover, she made this quote TWO YEARS AGO. She wasn’t talking about herself and Brad.

The fact that some hack at NYT with nothing else to write about except the lives of celebs, REGURGITATED and MISREPRESENTED Ms. Jolie&#039;s quote, doesn’t alter reality in any way. 

The whole situation is so out of hand its ridiculous. The media has gotten to the point where they create whole stories out of old stories from other writers and present it to the public as current information. Its utterly shameful how lazy so-called journalists are today.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Jolie&#8217;s actual quote was that when her kids grow up, they will be able to watch MAMS and see when their parents met and see their CHARACTERS &#8220;meet and fall in love and try to kill each other.&#8221; The latter refers to their characters, not their person. And moreover, she made this quote TWO YEARS AGO. She wasn’t talking about herself and Brad.</p>
<p>The fact that some hack at NYT with nothing else to write about except the lives of celebs, REGURGITATED and MISREPRESENTED Ms. Jolie&#8217;s quote, doesn’t alter reality in any way. </p>
<p>The whole situation is so out of hand its ridiculous. The media has gotten to the point where they create whole stories out of old stories from other writers and present it to the public as current information. Its utterly shameful how lazy so-called journalists are today.&#8221;
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		<title>By: lolo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Ted: Question about the whole Angie-Brad-Jen triangle. Was the whole thing a stunt for publicity? Before Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad was the pretty boy of Hollywood, Jen was the good girl and Angie was the badass, but none of them had the publicity like they do now. Now you can&#039;t go a week without one of them being on the cover of a magazine. So was the whole love triangle invented as a publicity stunt to gain more press for all?
—Elizabeth

Dear Bermuda Triangle of Love :
Wishful thinking, hon-pie. But Brad left Jen just the way it looked. Only thing is, Angie looked like the trampy one out of it all, when in reality Brad and Jen were already on thin ice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Ted: Question about the whole Angie-Brad-Jen triangle. Was the whole thing a stunt for publicity? Before Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad was the pretty boy of Hollywood, Jen was the good girl and Angie was the badass, but none of them had the publicity like they do now. Now you can&#8217;t go a week without one of them being on the cover of a magazine. So was the whole love triangle invented as a publicity stunt to gain more press for all?<br />
—Elizabeth</p>
<p>Dear Bermuda Triangle of Love :<br />
Wishful thinking, hon-pie. But Brad left Jen just the way it looked. Only thing is, Angie looked like the trampy one out of it all, when in reality Brad and Jen were already on thin ice.
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		<title>By: Blitz</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I definitely don&#039;t want to see Johnny in a movie with Jolie. She just doesn&#039;t have enough range to make her an ideal or interesting co-star for someone as talented as Johnny Depp. 

I hope Winslet steps in. They were great together in Finding Neverland. No one questions HER  range, and she definitely has enough talent to justify her worth.

Go Kate!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I definitely don&#8217;t want to see Johnny in a movie with Jolie. She just doesn&#8217;t have enough range to make her an ideal or interesting co-star for someone as talented as Johnny Depp. </p>
<p>I hope Winslet steps in. They were great together in Finding Neverland. No one questions HER  range, and she definitely has enough talent to justify her worth.</p>
<p>Go Kate!
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		<title>By: Elle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hash, you tell me I missed the point? I believe you missed the point. You don&#039;t know when Brad/Jen broke up. When they made the divorce official is not when they broke up. So, your conclusion is not logical. Like I said, you don&#039;t know these people but pretend like you do. You can&#039;t know the whole story from any one interview.  And, I don&#039;t want to argue, as I see you are quite upset. Good day</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hash, you tell me I missed the point? I believe you missed the point. You don&#8217;t know when Brad/Jen broke up. When they made the divorce official is not when they broke up. So, your conclusion is not logical. Like I said, you don&#8217;t know these people but pretend like you do. You can&#8217;t know the whole story from any one interview.  And, I don&#8217;t want to argue, as I see you are quite upset. Good day
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		<title>By: Pippi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>time out  CASSIE, the twins are not even 15 mos old yet, and she filmed Salt while they were infants, living in another city!!!!!! No mommy baby bonding AT ALL!!!!! Get your facts straight!!!! (most other new moms, that love their children and do not just consider their babies props insist they take their babies on set with them, if they even work the first year of their baby&#039;s life.  Most normal moms CAN NOT STAND to be away from their newborn for very long much less months!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>time out  CASSIE, the twins are not even 15 mos old yet, and she filmed Salt while they were infants, living in another city!!!!!! No mommy baby bonding AT ALL!!!!! Get your facts straight!!!! (most other new moms, that love their children and do not just consider their babies props insist they take their babies on set with them, if they even work the first year of their baby&#8217;s life.  Most normal moms CAN NOT STAND to be away from their newborn for very long much less months!)
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		<dc:creator>Pippi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Johnny is smart enought to not want to touch Jolie with a 10 foot pole, but again hopefully he has enough brains to decline this movie with her.
Angie is gonna have a hard time snaggin men anymore her looks have tanked her bod is just gross, why would Johnny be interested in that mess??????? Course I am sure Jolie will still try to get her some Johnny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Johnny is smart enought to not want to touch Jolie with a 10 foot pole, but again hopefully he has enough brains to decline this movie with her.<br />
Angie is gonna have a hard time snaggin men anymore her looks have tanked her bod is just gross, why would Johnny be interested in that mess??????? Course I am sure Jolie will still try to get her some Johnny.
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