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	<title>Comments on: Levi Johnston pissed at Tonight Show for using fake Twitter to mock him</title>
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		<title>By: For Sooth?</title>
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		<dc:creator>For Sooth?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.  Men start losing their looks around age forty.  They must start early in Alaska.

And to Kathy Griffin:  Thanks for nothing!  This guy was about to fade away and then you had to bring him back.  Only the guys would have checked him out in Playgirl.  Now he has camera crews with him in fake baby shopping photo ops.  Thanks alot!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  Men start losing their looks around age forty.  They must start early in Alaska.</p>
<p>And to Kathy Griffin:  Thanks for nothing!  This guy was about to fade away and then you had to bring him back.  Only the guys would have checked him out in Playgirl.  Now he has camera crews with him in fake baby shopping photo ops.  Thanks alot!!
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		<title>By: lastwordlinda</title>
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		<dc:creator>lastwordlinda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Welcome to the dark side of fame, Levi. Were you too stupid to notice that people that want to get their name in the news for no good reason, are often made fun of on late night TV? And on celebsites like this one. You assh$$e.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dark side of fame, Levi. Were you too stupid to notice that people that want to get their name in the news for no good reason, are often made fun of on late night TV? And on celebsites like this one. You assh$$e.
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		<title>By: EMV</title>
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		<dc:creator>EMV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BOO HOO to the famewhore. He isn&#039;t even attractive or skilled in any way. He just needs to stop acting like he&#039;s so important.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BOO HOO to the famewhore. He isn&#8217;t even attractive or skilled in any way. He just needs to stop acting like he&#8217;s so important.
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		<title>By: Lantana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lantana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I learn so much from this site. I seriously did not know Playgirl was targeted toward gay men. I don&#039;t think I&#039;ve seen one in 25 years though (a Playgirl, not a naked man, seen plenty of them). Was it for gay men 25 years ago?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I learn so much from this site. I seriously did not know Playgirl was targeted toward gay men. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve seen one in 25 years though (a Playgirl, not a naked man, seen plenty of them). Was it for gay men 25 years ago?
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Firestarter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought they had a son, not daughter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought they had a son, not daughter.
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		<title>By: ToddRH</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was flipping through the channels and caught the end of &quot;Entertainment Tonight&quot; and they had a segment on him buying his baby daughter a birthday present.  So, the father of a quitter&#039;s daughter&#039;s bastard child is news?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was flipping through the channels and caught the end of &#8220;Entertainment Tonight&#8221; and they had a segment on him buying his baby daughter a birthday present.  So, the father of a quitter&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s bastard child is news?
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		<title>By: Tess</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah!!!

To quote a Butler far better known than Johnston&#039;s lawyer... that would be Rhett Butler, of Gone with the Wind: 

&quot;Frankly, I don&#039;t give a damn.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah!!!</p>
<p>To quote a Butler far better known than Johnston&#8217;s lawyer&#8230; that would be Rhett Butler, of Gone with the Wind: </p>
<p>&#8220;Frankly, I don&#8217;t give a damn.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Kathie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Finally!! I knew this douche would start getting his sooner or later and it looks like later has arrived! He has sucked off his association with the Palin family for his entire time in the spotlight! Hit the bench Levi, the game is about to get much toughter! When you are openly mocked by William Shatner, it signals the tick tock of the fame clock winding down!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally!! I knew this douche would start getting his sooner or later and it looks like later has arrived! He has sucked off his association with the Palin family for his entire time in the spotlight! Hit the bench Levi, the game is about to get much toughter! When you are openly mocked by William Shatner, it signals the tick tock of the fame clock winding down!
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		<title>By: Green Is Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This jackoff better go finish high school, or he&#039;d better memorize the phrase &quot;would you like that super-sized?&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This jackoff better go finish high school, or he&#8217;d better memorize the phrase &#8220;would you like that super-sized?&#8221;.
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		<title>By: maddie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do we still talk about this jacka**?

He is not famous for anything he did on his own with the exception of getting his girlfriend pregnant.

He has no talent what so ever, unless his riveting spews on his ex-future mother in law is taken into account by the whorish media today he&#039;s useless and I want to know if he is supporting his kid.

I never see any pictures of him with his child only him sitting on some news show spewing his hate speech on his kids grandmother and family.

Go back to Alaska and get a freaking real job.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do we still talk about this jacka**?</p>
<p>He is not famous for anything he did on his own with the exception of getting his girlfriend pregnant.</p>
<p>He has no talent what so ever, unless his riveting spews on his ex-future mother in law is taken into account by the whorish media today he&#8217;s useless and I want to know if he is supporting his kid.</p>
<p>I never see any pictures of him with his child only him sitting on some news show spewing his hate speech on his kids grandmother and family.</p>
<p>Go back to Alaska and get a freaking real job.
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