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		<title>By: bingo</title>
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		<dc:creator>bingo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s a hot tomaleeeee!!! LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s a hot tomaleeeee!!! LOL
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		<title>By: Yae</title>
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		<dc:creator>Yae</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s basically a good girl.

I&#039;m not Christian, but she has a good spiritual base and a tight family unit.

I&#039;m not seeing what there is to complain about here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s basically a good girl.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not Christian, but she has a good spiritual base and a tight family unit.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not seeing what there is to complain about here.
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		<title>By: Icecat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Icecat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just made myself laugh, because while reading the story and comments... I choose the numbers being gone as the most interesting thing about this story....hahaha.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just made myself laugh, because while reading the story and comments&#8230; I choose the numbers being gone as the most interesting thing about this story&#8230;.hahaha.
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		<title>By: Icecat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Icecat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow. I was confused too. The numbers are gone. They used to be there, and the names used to be over them...Weird.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. I was confused too. The numbers are gone. They used to be there, and the names used to be over them&#8230;Weird.
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		<title>By: Shadow</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shadow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do not see a number either</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do not see a number either
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		<title>By: SolitaryAngel</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My Holy Trinity during troubled times is: ice cream, novels and the sanctuary of my room--I grab 3 or 4 new books, a spoon and dive under the covers for a few days. It has helped save my sanity more than once. 

I felt contempt for Jess until the dog happened; I have a cat I got for my birthday 2 weeks before Hurricane Katrina in Biloxi, MS; she was one of the only things I had left after and she&#039;s always on &quot;her&quot; pillow beside me during those troubled times, and good ones. I feel genuinely bad now for laughing at Jess cuz I know how upset I&#039;d be if it were me. She DOES seem like she&#039;d be fun to go out drinking with.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Holy Trinity during troubled times is: ice cream, novels and the sanctuary of my room&#8211;I grab 3 or 4 new books, a spoon and dive under the covers for a few days. It has helped save my sanity more than once. </p>
<p>I felt contempt for Jess until the dog happened; I have a cat I got for my birthday 2 weeks before Hurricane Katrina in Biloxi, MS; she was one of the only things I had left after and she&#8217;s always on &#8220;her&#8221; pillow beside me during those troubled times, and good ones. I feel genuinely bad now for laughing at Jess cuz I know how upset I&#8217;d be if it were me. She DOES seem like she&#8217;d be fun to go out drinking with.
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		<title>By: bellaluna</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do not like to see anyone hurting, but it seems to me Jessica is learning some hard life-lessons:  we don&#039;t know what the future holds; don&#039;t take the ones we love for granted; nothing is permanent; with age comes perspective; etc...  If she&#039;d focused more on her marriage to Nick than her career, she wouldn&#039;t be in the position she&#039;s in today, wanting desperately for someone to love her and to have children.  I hope she stops bending herself around whatever man comes along and remembers what she wants; maybe then she&#039;ll get it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do not like to see anyone hurting, but it seems to me Jessica is learning some hard life-lessons:  we don&#8217;t know what the future holds; don&#8217;t take the ones we love for granted; nothing is permanent; with age comes perspective; etc&#8230;  If she&#8217;d focused more on her marriage to Nick than her career, she wouldn&#8217;t be in the position she&#8217;s in today, wanting desperately for someone to love her and to have children.  I hope she stops bending herself around whatever man comes along and remembers what she wants; maybe then she&#8217;ll get it.
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		<title>By: teehee</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dont see numbers either.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont see numbers either.
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes the name is written right over the #&#039;s so you can&#039;t make out the name of the poster. It is so hard to count to 26 after all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the name is written right over the #&#8217;s so you can&#8217;t make out the name of the poster. It is so hard to count to 26 after all.
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		<title>By: Linny Warren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Linny Warren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why doesn&#039;t she just do what she was born to do?  SING!

God gave her a gift. a gift most of us would love to have.  I love to hear Jessica sing, but all she cares about is Fashion, selling shoes etc., and
publicity.  If she would just start singing again, all her troubles would disapear and we could once again enjoy her in the way God intended!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why doesn&#8217;t she just do what she was born to do?  SING!</p>
<p>God gave her a gift. a gift most of us would love to have.  I love to hear Jessica sing, but all she cares about is Fashion, selling shoes etc., and<br />
publicity.  If she would just start singing again, all her troubles would disapear and we could once again enjoy her in the way God intended!
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