Comments on: Nicolas Cage was stalked by a mime, calls it ‘unsettling’

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:48:06 +0000

I’m sorry, but how can anyone take a stalker mime seriously? Do you think he’d mime taking photos, or going through the trash?

Legend — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:47:15 +0000

Won’t imaginary walls keep a mime out?

Firestarter — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:42:22 +0000

@Moo- Well if Ryan Gaycrest can have a stalker, why not Cage? I think Cage is more deserving of a stalker than Gaycrest.

tooey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:37:35 +0000

Maybe it was Matt from Nip/Tuck?

moo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:28:44 +0000

LolaBella – we are one!

moo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:27:45 +0000

The fact Nic Cage is stalked is funny, but a mime????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Daisy — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:08:46 +0000

A mime?That is the creepiest!maybe even more than a clown

LolaBella — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:14:31 +0000

What the hell happened to Nic Cage??!! Where is that sexy Nic Cage from Face/Off??? He really is not aging well.

O/T Obviously stalking is a serious crime…but A MIME? LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad that neither he nor his family was hurt.

*Off to YT to watch clips of Face/Off*

snowball — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:03:53 +0000

I think Cage is creepier than a mime. I also don’t put it past him to have made that up just so he could say, “silent but deadly.”

‘Cause he always looks like he’s either constipated or passing gas.

Leticia — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:59:12 +0000

I love his comment, “silent but maybe deadly.” I think he was joking about the mime stalker but it was the best story that I have heard all year.