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James Blunt has the reputation for being quite the ladies’ man. Which I find totally offensive to every one of my sensibilities. But apparently the guy gets around, and doles out a lot of loving while he’s at it. According to the Herald Sun, Blunt is quite popular at a Swiss ski resort he frequents – so much so that women have started wearing t-shirts with “James Blunt took my virginity” proudly stitched across the fronts. I had hoped these ladies just had sick senses of humor, but it appears there’s some truth behind the shirts. JAMES Blunt seems to have conquered more than the music charts — the singer has allegedly deflowered an entire Swiss ski resort.
The You’re Beautiful singer, famed for his womanizing ways, has apparently taken the virginity of hundreds of chalet girls at his favorite resort in Switzerland. His conquests proudly wear T-shirts bearing the slogan “James Blunt took my virginity”.
“He does very well for himself when he comes here,” a resort regular said. “Last season, I saw loads of the chalet girls working out there wearing T-shirts emblazoned with ‘James Blunt took my virginity’. “I can’t believe he’s had all of them but, going on his previous form, I suppose you can never rule anything out.”
Blunt, who has dated Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova and has been romantically linked to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has admitted he is proud of his ladies man reputation. “I’d like to think any woman I have known has enjoyed being with me,” he said.
[From the Herald Sun]
What the crap? James Blunt, have you looked at yourself? Your face looks like God created it on an off day. Or maybe He was mad at your parents. But someone who’s 100% human is not supposed to look like that. Then to further mess with us, he gave you the unfortunate combination of a high pitched falsetto and an undeserved sense of confidence. It leaves the majority of the rest of us looking/listening to you and thinking “What the crap? Where is the justice in the world?” And then, on top of all those terrible things, you release terrible, trite songs that are good for about 2 plays but somehow get 2 million before radio stations ban you. And then you get a lot of tail. At first I was going to end this by saying, “If anything leads me to believe that there is no God, it is your success in life.” But that’s not really fair. There is a God, and he has the darkest, most perverse sense of humor imaginable. Either that or he needs to get his vision checked. And his hearing. And his “Who gets laid” meter. Because I’m pretty sure there is a God, and I’m pretty sure he has one of those. But it’s clearly on the fritz.
Picture note by Celebitchy: James Blunt is shown at the premiere of P.S., I Love You on 12/9/07, not that it matters if there are new photos of the guy because he pretty much looks the same all the time. I too share a strong disdain for the guy. Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Disgusting, James Blunt, Sex
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