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		<title>By: cobbler</title>
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		<dc:creator>cobbler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Trillion - well,it&#039;s not exactly a sex tape, but did you ever see the movie &#039;Jamon Jamon&#039; that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem made together in 1992? I think it was her first movie. It&#039;s kind of a dark comedy - but there&#039;s some VERY steamy scenes between them in it!

now I&#039;m sounding creepy :) but it was hot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Trillion &#8211; well,it&#8217;s not exactly a sex tape, but did you ever see the movie &#8216;Jamon Jamon&#8217; that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem made together in 1992? I think it was her first movie. It&#8217;s kind of a dark comedy &#8211; but there&#8217;s some VERY steamy scenes between them in it!</p>
<p>now I&#8217;m sounding creepy <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  but it was hot!
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		<title>By: spiceh</title>
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		<dc:creator>spiceh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always though I was the only one that get annoyed with her accent.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always though I was the only one that get annoyed with her accent.
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		<title>By: Trillion</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trillion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maturity showing, as Firestarter stated.  And Kaiser, I have to agree with you, I adore her but do not want to hear her speak.  And I&#039;m an absolute SUCKER for accents, usually.  I loved her when she gave her Oscar acceptance speech though.
Too bad a sex tape with her and Bardem (aye!) will never be &quot;leaked&quot;.  I&#039;ll risk sounding creepy and say I&#039;d be all over that.  Why is always the f*king Limp Bizkit and Creed dudes?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maturity showing, as Firestarter stated.  And Kaiser, I have to agree with you, I adore her but do not want to hear her speak.  And I&#8217;m an absolute SUCKER for accents, usually.  I loved her when she gave her Oscar acceptance speech though.<br />
Too bad a sex tape with her and Bardem (aye!) will never be &#8220;leaked&#8221;.  I&#8217;ll risk sounding creepy and say I&#8217;d be all over that.  Why is always the f*king Limp Bizkit and Creed dudes?
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she hurts my ears slightly more than she hurts my eyes.

wtf is she saying?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she hurts my ears slightly more than she hurts my eyes.</p>
<p>wtf is she saying?
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		<title>By: niamh  (neev)</title>
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		<dc:creator>niamh  (neev)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her accent&#039;s genuine, so I like it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her accent&#8217;s genuine, so I like it.
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		<title>By: daysmom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to love Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar, but it really made me sad to learn that both signed the Roman Polanski petition to free him, so I find myself turning away from things about them...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to love Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar, but it really made me sad to learn that both signed the Roman Polanski petition to free him, so I find myself turning away from things about them&#8230;
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		<title>By: Tammy King</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tammy King</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what a hot couple!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what a hot couple!
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		<title>By: birdie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate those shoes!! It&#039;s worse than Chinese foot binding!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate those shoes!! It&#8217;s worse than Chinese foot binding!
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		<title>By: snowball</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rzrlvr, ITA on the shoes!

I know Louboutin is &quot;in&quot; right now, but those 6&quot; platform heel things are awful-looking.  Christina Aguilera wears them all the time, but she really is a midgety thing.

Does anyone really need heels that high other than strippers and hookers?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rzrlvr, ITA on the shoes!</p>
<p>I know Louboutin is &#8220;in&#8221; right now, but those 6&#8243; platform heel things are awful-looking.  Christina Aguilera wears them all the time, but she really is a midgety thing.</p>
<p>Does anyone really need heels that high other than strippers and hookers?
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Wow- Could it be that Stewart is 19 and Cruz is 35 and has a several years of experience in dealing with the media and their questions ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Wow- Could it be that Stewart is 19 and Cruz is 35 and has a several years of experience in dealing with the media and their questions ?
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