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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt fight so loud the neighbors call the cops</title>
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		<title>By: NFLer</title>
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		<dc:creator>NFLer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paris has to find some way to get in the press.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paris has to find some way to get in the press.
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Praise St. Angie!, I can see a stripper wearing body glitter, but a prostitute? That&#039;d just get messy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Praise St. Angie!, I can see a stripper wearing body glitter, but a prostitute? That&#8217;d just get messy!
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		<title>By: Praise St. Angie!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Praise St. Angie!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;What kind of grown woman wears glittery body lotion?&quot;

a stripper, or a prostitute.

take your pick!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;What kind of grown woman wears glittery body lotion?&#8221;</p>
<p>a stripper, or a prostitute.</p>
<p>take your pick!
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		<title>By: Jazz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jazz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who cares what this wonky eyed skank and her z list loser does?!
Let&#039;s hope she doesn&#039;t go out with anyone more well known than him because then she&#039;ll be all over the media 24/7 again. Dear God no!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who cares what this wonky eyed skank and her z list loser does?!<br />
Let&#8217;s hope she doesn&#8217;t go out with anyone more well known than him because then she&#8217;ll be all over the media 24/7 again. Dear God no!
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		<title>By: westender</title>
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		<dc:creator>westender</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just watch, Doug and Paris will issue a joint statement before Christmas that they have split up. Actually make it before New Years, I am sure Paris will want a Christmas gift!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just watch, Doug and Paris will issue a joint statement before Christmas that they have split up. Actually make it before New Years, I am sure Paris will want a Christmas gift!
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What kind of grown woman wears glittery body lotion? Apart from a dress up party, that&#039;s pretty sad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What kind of grown woman wears glittery body lotion? Apart from a dress up party, that&#8217;s pretty sad.
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		<title>By: xtina23</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you think she speaks in her real voice, her high-pitched, baby, ditz voice grates on my nerves.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you think she speaks in her real voice, her high-pitched, baby, ditz voice grates on my nerves.
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		<title>By: Lantana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lantana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Every time I read about these &quot;celebrity events&quot; there is ten tons of food mentioned, and no one looks like they eat more than about 700 calories a day. And there&#039;s always booze, so there goes their 700 calories. I wonder if they just put out appetizers for 10 people and invite 200 and the same shit sits on the table all night?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I read about these &#8220;celebrity events&#8221; there is ten tons of food mentioned, and no one looks like they eat more than about 700 calories a day. And there&#8217;s always booze, so there goes their 700 calories. I wonder if they just put out appetizers for 10 people and invite 200 and the same shit sits on the table all night?
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		<title>By: lucy2</title>
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		<dc:creator>lucy2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course she&#039;s jealous of Kim.  Kim is the new Paris (brainless twit, trolling red carpets for freebies and attention).  Sooner or later, someone will be the new Kim, and so on, and so on.
If you have no talent, intelligence, or appeal, your fame will be fleeting.  None of these morons realize that, and get desperate when it starts to fade.
I wouldn&#039;t be surprised if she has NO friends at all either.  She&#039;s a nasty, stupid, gross skank.  Who would want to hang out with her?  Plus all her &quot;friends&quot; usually seem to end up hitting rock bottom when they&#039;re around her - Nicole, Lindsay, Britney, etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course she&#8217;s jealous of Kim.  Kim is the new Paris (brainless twit, trolling red carpets for freebies and attention).  Sooner or later, someone will be the new Kim, and so on, and so on.<br />
If you have no talent, intelligence, or appeal, your fame will be fleeting.  None of these morons realize that, and get desperate when it starts to fade.<br />
I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if she has NO friends at all either.  She&#8217;s a nasty, stupid, gross skank.  Who would want to hang out with her?  Plus all her &#8220;friends&#8221; usually seem to end up hitting rock bottom when they&#8217;re around her &#8211; Nicole, Lindsay, Britney, etc.
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s probably why they broke up the first time. he looks like a major asshole and he&#039;s got crazy eyes!</description>
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