Kim Kardashian is the new face of Carl Jr.’s salad line. Carl Jr.’s has famously hired the dumbest, most ridiculous celebu-holes to represent their brand, notably Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge and Audrina’s fake rack. Now Carl Jr.’s is going with a rack I personally believe is natural, no maybe that’s a step up. They’ve hired Kim to promote their new line of “healthy” salads. Judging from the salad in the picture, I’m not sure how healthy it is. Is it still considered a salad if there’s a pound of bacon on it? Anyway, note Kim’s breasts. It’s like they’re saying “We’re hungry for Romaine! Must. Motorboat. Bacon.”

Following in the footsteps of such other eye-candy food pitchwomen as Paris Hilton, Padma Lakshmi and Audrina Patridge now Kim Kardashian is taking her salad to bed in a sexy new spot promoting Carl’s Jr. Premium Salads. Suddenly, salads are hot.

“I’m always down for a burger, I love them and I eat them,” says Kardashian, 28. “But this is the first commercial they’ve ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy, and it totally fits what I’m about right now.”

“The commercials are iconic. You’ll never forget Paris washing that car! So I just wanted to make mine as hot and sultry as all of theirs.”

The reality star got into making the spot her own. “I told them about my life and how I’m such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics – I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off. You’ll see that sexy wow factor in this one.”

The now notoriously healthy eater still indulges in a little red meat now and again, but it is childhood Carl’s Jr. memories that she still holds dear to her heart. “When Kourtney went to school in Arizona we drove out there for the first time and stopped and of course got burgers,” she recalls.

“And driving to Las Vegas, my dad would take the family and we’d stay at Circus Circus and we always stopped at Carl’s Jr,” she says. “I remember this food fight my sisters and I all had in the back of the van – it was so funny. We got in so much trouble!”

The spot was directed by Chirs Applebaum, who memorably brought a babe and a burger together in a 2005 ad starring Hilton and whose other work includes Rihanna’s Umbrella video.

[From People]

I f-cking love that Kim is so hellbent on promoting this gig she even has to give her own little personal story of Carl’s Jr. Like, the story is really going to sell more salads, right?

Anyhoodle, Kim, Kourtney (the pregnant one) and Khloe (the fake married one) are all on the cover of Life & Style this week. It’s all about Kourtney’s baby shower, yadda, yadda, yadda. I swear to God, these bitches can talk your ear off.

Kourtney, Kim and Khloé speak only to LIFE & STYLE about what caused the family’s big fight with Scott, the father of Kourtney’s baby–and how they all finally came together.

Standing in her mother’s backyard, surrounded by a sea of blue balloons, blue cake and blue cotton candy, Kourtney Kardashian, looking stunning in a Diane von Furstenberg dress and Movado jewels, greeted guests as they arrived at her glamorous baby shower in LA on Nov. 14. Kourtney spent the afternoon enjoying bite-size burgers and mini pizzas from LA restaurant Chinois and dessert, flown in for the event from New York City’s BCake NY with 84 of her closest female family and friends. And making a surprise appearance was Scott Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend and the father of the baby, who was greeted like family by the entire Kardashian clan!

But as anyone who follows E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians knows, Scott’s relationship with Kourtney’s family hasn’t always been so chummy. “We’re obsessed with one another,” Kourtney tells Life & Style. “If someone does something wrong to one of us, we’re all down their throats.”

“When Scott came back into our lives, it was like Kourtney was asking us to forgive and forget everything she’d said about him,” Kim explains. “We were really confused. We had to readjust our feelings about him, and sometimes we had a tough time with it.” Scott’s hard-partying behavior did little to ease their concerns. “I think he was just trying to have as much fun as possible before the baby came,” Kim tells Life & Style. “All he wanted to do was hang out with his friends. He needed to realize that Kourtney and the baby had to come first.”

“It was hard,” Kourtney admits. “There was so much negative energy. But this is the father of my baby — I needed everyone to just get over it.” In the end, Kourtney’s pleas for peace didn’t win over her family — Scott did. “He just started trying so much harder,” Khloé tells Life & Style. Case in point: “He put the crib together — no one asked him to,” Khloé says. “He’s not a manual labor kind of guy, but for him to put the crib and changing table together meant so much to Kourtney.” The transformation isn’t lost on Kourtney. The tension “was really intense for a few months,” she says. “But I feel like if that stuff hadn’t happened, things wouldn’t feel as good as they do today.”

[From Life & Style]

Oh my God, will they ever shut up? We get it, Scott is a douche, and he’s probably going to dump Kourtney for whatever piece will have him. But still, they forgive him and all is well. For now. Whenever I read an interview with these girls, I feel like it’s an instant lobotomy.

Carl’s Jr. ad courtesy of People Magazine. Life & Style cover courtesy of CoverAwards.