Levi Johnston claims they want him on DWTS, he’s not doing pr0n

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Levi Johnston is not just your run-of-the-mill average former governor’s daughter impregnator. He’s a special, good looking former governor’s daughter impregnator. And don’t you forget it. Levi now flies first class, according to the New York Post. And he will not stand in line like run-of-the-mill average first class passengers. Because Levi is good looking. Or at least that’s what he keeps trying to tell us.

Levi also says that he’s been asked to do “Dancing With the Stars” – but that’s coming from him, not the DWTS folks. It could very well be true, since America seems to have a love affair with this kid. Though I don’t know why. And I think we only believe he’s good looking because we’re told we’re supposed to think that. He’s building his branding around it.

Anyhoo, looks aside, Levi wants us to know that he’s not a pr0n star and has no plans whatsoever to be one. Though Sarah Palin would disagree. And I say “looks aside” because, let’s be honest: they don’t matter one way or the other in pr0n. Levi needs something that’ll get him more attention than the novelty of a few dirty videos no one will ever admit to watching. He needs his name in lights.

Despite what Sarah Palin may think, Levi Johnston insists he’s not an aspiring [pr0n] star. And that’s exactly why we’re not going to be seeing all of Mr. Johnston’s junk in Playgirl. In fact, Johnston tells me he never had plans to go full frontal because…

“I’m 19,” he told me at last night’s GQ Men of the Year party at the Chateau Marmont. “I don’t want that image. I don’t want to get into [pr0n]. I don’t want to get into X-rated adult videos.”

Johnston says he’s seen some of the shots Playgirl is planning on releasing. “They turned out well,” he said. “I’m happy with them.”

What do his friends back in Alaska think of all this?

“I’m sure my friends are going to check them out and give me crap about them, but whatever,” Johnston said with a shrug. “I’m having fun with all of it.”

[From E! News]

Gut instinct tells me that Levi will have done at least six pr0n movies between the ages of 25 – 37. Right about then is when he’ll realize no one remembers who he is, he didn’t turn his teensie, weensie spot of fame into anything, and he better get a little cash before his much-hyped handsomeness has all but faded away.

So we know he doesn’t plan on pr0n. To me, that was his only viable option. What does Levi plan on? Something tells me he’s not going to be satisfied going back to Alaska and working as a pipe fitter. Not now, since he’s tasted the sweet life of first class air travel. Oh, I know. He’s going to be a model. I’m sure that’ll pan out even better.

Here’s Levi ironically accepting the [Pr0n] Crossover Award at the first annual Fleshbot Awards in
New York City on November 11th. I can’t even show a picture of what the award was shaped like. Images thanks to WENN.com .

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  1. Firestarter says:

    Okay DWTS is on my last nerve and thisclose to me not watching next season, but if they DARE to have this foolio on I will bycott the show for good!

    So sick of his zitty face everywhere!

  2. nAynAy says:

    Okay, enough with this dude already. Who gives a f*&^!!!!

  3. justbitchy says:

    Why does this site always refer to pornography as pr0n? Is this a new cool misspelling? Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve missed the boat on a fad, but shouldn’t it at least be “p0rn”?

  4. snowball says:

    Pr0n new? I’ve been online for, well, ever and it’s always been used. It keeps bots from scanning sites they can spam with pr0n and in some cases, sites have filters that won’t let you spell out porn.

    Think of it as the dirtier version of LOL, BRB, ROTFLOL, WTF..

    On topic, Levi Johnston – ew. Proof that the mindless media can make stars out of pig’s asses. Modeling? *snort*

  5. Obvious says:

    @jsutbitchy, it’s so the advertisers won’t pull out because of the material. by misspelling and using characters they can get around that loop hole-which is ironic since most of the ads that show on my page are for adult movies-and that’s on any post.

  6. Erin says:

    I’ll admit that I think he’s hot. I’m not so interested in what he has to say. More pictures, less talky, Levi!

  7. WTF?!? says:

    I don’t think America has a love affair with this kid at all, I think the paps and gossip sites do. And I don’t believe for a second that DWTS wants him.

    His fifteen minutes should be up any second now, along with S. Palin. Anyone who believes the polls stating that congenital idiot is even a 30% choice for a White House run is an idiot.

    PS Pr0n is just kitsch now, the bots are onto it as well because, as you said, snowball, it has always been used.

  8. Megan says:

    i’d still hit it 🙂

  9. QB says:

    I thik he is attractive. The moment Sarah Palin dissapear he will too.

  10. Dianne says:

    Stupid punk is the first thing I think when I see him.

  11. Vermithrax says:

    This guy is such a massive chump.

  12. Beth says:

    I believe DWTS wants him. This show had people like Heather Mills and Steve-O on so Levi wouldn’t be shocking. I don’t understand why the media is so in love with him either.

  13. fizXgirl314 says:

    I thought Palin’s insinuation that this kid is doing porn because he posed half naked (not even fully naked) for a magazine was really beyond stupid… I mean, none of these people need to be defended… but does she realize there’s a huge difference between posing naked/half naked and penetration? at her age, I really hope so… dumbass… :/