Comments on: Critics on New Moon: ‘The cinematic equivalent of a Jonas Brothers concert’ http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/ Stylish celebrity escapism Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:22:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: CB-Cash Grenade Review http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-1817002 CB-Cash Grenade Review Sun, 07 Nov 2010 00:40:35 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-1817002 Wow! This really is one particular of the most beneficial blogs We have at any time appear throughout on this subject. Merely Magnificent Wow! This really is one particular of the most beneficial blogs We have at any time appear throughout on this subject. Merely Magnificent

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]]> By: Gail http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-544465 Gail Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:30:09 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-544465 WAY too much Cheeze!! This movie will make money because of high expectations not because it was good. Alice's vision of Edward and Bella running through the medow with chino's on was just the final straw for me. I literally canned myself. The movie was made as if it were a super long trailor with all the best bits squished together, with no real connection to the caractors emotions. The soundtrack had no synagy with the movie... and bella's relationship with Jacob was unbelievable because it was rushed. I loved Twilight, but new moon really disappointed me. Very sad about this. Please bring back the original director. Weitz just couldnt capture the essence of the movie... there was no mood, and no emotion.... Pity... WAY too much Cheeze!!

This movie will make money because of high expectations not because it was good.

Alice’s vision of Edward and Bella running through the medow with chino’s on was just the final straw for me.
I literally canned myself.

The movie was made as if it were a super long trailor with all the best bits squished together, with no real connection to the caractors emotions.

The soundtrack had no synagy with the movie… and bella’s relationship with Jacob was unbelievable because it was rushed.

I loved Twilight, but new moon really disappointed me. Very sad about this.
Please bring back the original director.
Weitz just couldnt capture the essence of the movie… there was no mood, and no emotion….

Pity…

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]]> By: MooMoo http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-540942 MooMoo Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:31:06 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-540942 I liked it too. I laughed at it and cringed plenty because it did feel like a mills & boon novel or something.. like when Jake whips off his shirt to dab Bella's forehead - HAHA! Actually, I remember feeling annoyance thinking that it could have been not ridiculous and then more people could enjoy it. Straight afterwards I started reading Eclipse, Twilight is now becoming my dirty little secret. Although I know how much it sucks, I still love it! I wish they'd make a grown up version that didn't say things like, "Promise me you won't do anything... .... ... ..RECKLESS". "Jake, I know what you're thinking. My new obsession with bikes is RECKLESS" 'Wow, going on this motorcycle with a strange man would be so RECKLESS' Oh and the night terrors are fucking amazing! i love it! I liked it too. I laughed at it and cringed plenty because it did feel like a mills & boon novel or something.. like when Jake whips off his shirt to dab Bella’s forehead – HAHA!

Actually, I remember feeling annoyance thinking that it could have been not ridiculous and then more people could enjoy it. Straight afterwards I started reading Eclipse, Twilight is now becoming my dirty little secret. Although I know how much it sucks, I still love it!

I wish they’d make a grown up
version that didn’t say things like, “Promise me you won’t do anything… …. … ..RECKLESS”.

“Jake, I know what you’re thinking. My new obsession with bikes is RECKLESS”

‘Wow, going on this motorcycle with a strange man would be so RECKLESS’

Oh and the night terrors are fucking amazing! i love it!

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]]> By: Jojo http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-536317 Jojo Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:45:58 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-536317 "No wonder 14-year-old girls love these books and movies. The female lead isn’t threatening, and the boys are studly and always fighting over her." I agree with this “No wonder 14-year-old girls love these books and movies. The female lead isn’t threatening, and the boys are studly and always fighting over her.”

I agree with this

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]]> By: Monica http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-536270 Monica Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:14:19 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-536270 I just saw New Moon and man...it's easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen in years. I have read the books too, mainly because I wanted to see for myself just how bad the whole "saga" was. And I gotta give it to Stephen King - the guy was totally right, S. Meyer can't write. The whole series is obviously her way of dealing with long years of pent-up frustration (vainly) spent waiting for a really hot guy to come sweep her off her feet. What really troubles me is that she painted Bella as a weak, stubborn idiot who spends her time being trampled by men, grieving for men, being emotionally abused by men or else forgetting how to breathe (!!) at the sight of...you guessed it...men (and I really don't care if they sparkle, they're still men to me). How can such a weak heroine appeal to modern, independent women? I mean really... And in the movie, she's just as bad as in the books...teary-eyed, sulky and with a bad case of the night sweats. Pathetic, really... I just saw New Moon and man…it’s easily the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in years. I have read the books too, mainly because I wanted to see for myself just how bad the whole “saga” was. And I gotta give it to Stephen King – the guy was totally right, S. Meyer can’t write. The whole series is obviously her way of dealing with long years of pent-up frustration (vainly) spent waiting for a really hot guy to come sweep her off her feet.

What really troubles me is that she painted Bella as a weak, stubborn idiot who spends her time being trampled by men, grieving for men, being emotionally abused by men or else forgetting how to breathe (!!) at the sight of…you guessed it…men (and I really don’t care if they sparkle, they’re still men to me). How can such a weak heroine appeal to modern, independent women? I mean really… And in the movie, she’s just as bad as in the books…teary-eyed, sulky and with a bad case of the night sweats. Pathetic, really…

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]]> By: CB Rawks http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-535986 CB Rawks Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:56:11 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-535986 Does that girl's mouth actually close? Mouth breather. Does that girl’s mouth actually close? Mouth breather.

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]]> By: Emily http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-535200 Emily Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:12:07 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-535200 My god, I would have to be paid a lifetime's supply of alcohol to watch this thing. And I'd have to consume half of the during the movie. I just don't get the hype around it, did the current generation of teens get free lobotomies at birth or something? My god, I would have to be paid a lifetime’s supply of alcohol to watch this thing. And I’d have to consume half of the during the movie. I just don’t get the hype around it, did the current generation of teens get free lobotomies at birth or something?

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]]> By: lin234 http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-534412 lin234 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:17:26 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-534412 Meh, Stephanie earned her fortune fair and square. What she does with it is at her own discretion and I don't see why people should care. If people want to get self righteous about it then it's better that she give her money to a church (even if it is Mormon) rather than blowing it on drugs, prostitutes, etc. When I first saw Twilight, it was mainly curiosity regarding all the hoopla around it. I found it really cheesy but sweet. Afterwords, I was in Target and was curious about the books since they generally are better than the movie. I was sucked into reading all four within a week. After reading the book, I thought that the casting for Rosalie and Alice was quite off. Rosalie is supposed to be drop dead gorgeous but the actress for her just looks really bad as a blond and I just imagined Alice to be a lot more dainty and petite. I didn't care much about the casting for Emmet and Jasper either. But I think the rest of the cast was well placed. I think Kristen is pretty without being overtly so which is just as the book describes her. The movies aren't going to be Oscar contenders. It's all in good fun. I'm going to wait another week or so before I see New Moon so (hopefully by then) I won't have to hear any screaming. Meh, Stephanie earned her fortune fair and square. What she does with it is at her own discretion and I don’t see why people should care. If people want to get self righteous about it then it’s better that she give her money to a church (even if it is Mormon) rather than blowing it on drugs, prostitutes, etc.

When I first saw Twilight, it was mainly curiosity regarding all the hoopla around it. I found it really cheesy but sweet. Afterwords, I was in Target and was curious about the books since they generally are better than the movie. I was sucked into reading all four within a week.

After reading the book, I thought that the casting for Rosalie and Alice was quite off. Rosalie is supposed to be drop dead gorgeous but the actress for her just looks really bad as a blond and I just imagined Alice to be a lot more dainty and petite. I didn’t care much about the casting for Emmet and Jasper either. But I think the rest of the cast was well placed. I think Kristen is pretty without being overtly so which is just as the book describes her. The movies aren’t going to be Oscar contenders. It’s all in good fun. I’m going to wait another week or so before I see New Moon so (hopefully by then) I won’t have to hear any screaming.

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]]> By: JaneLane http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-533833 JaneLane Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:17:51 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-533833 Part of the profits from this $hitfest movie go towards the Mormon Church. The same one that helped ban gay marriage. But do people care? Of course not. This world makes me sick. Part of the profits from this $hitfest movie go towards the Mormon Church. The same one that helped ban gay marriage. But do people care? Of course not. This world makes me sick.

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]]> By: kimberly http://www.celebitchy.com/81487/critics_on_new_moon_the_cinematic_equivalent_of_a_jonas_brothers_concert/#comment-532913 kimberly Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:29:57 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=81487#comment-532913 yes new moon may not be the best book of the series. I like #4, but more important then anything else is the fact that we don't have to hear shit about hannah montana or the jonas brothers!!!! I will celebrate that!!! yes new moon may not be the best book of the series. I like #4, but more important then anything else is the fact that we don’t have to hear shit about hannah montana or the jonas brothers!!!!

I will celebrate that!!!

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