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		<title>By: M</title>
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		<dc:creator>M</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The British tabloids are full of sh*t as usual...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The British tabloids are full of sh*t as usual&#8230;
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		<title>By: ViktoryGin</title>
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		<dc:creator>ViktoryGin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She probably does need 2 people to lower her onto the couch. Don&#039;t think the woman&#039;s ever run into pastry she didn&#039;t like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She probably does need 2 people to lower her onto the couch. Don&#8217;t think the woman&#8217;s ever run into pastry she didn&#8217;t like.
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		<title>By: NicoleAM</title>
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		<dc:creator>NicoleAM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She really does have her head in the clouds. She&#039;s 40 and still dresses like a tween....and look at the names of alot of her albums: Rainbow, Glitter, Charm Bracelet? I swear she thinks she&#039;s still in eighth grade! She probably doodles Mariah and Nick inside hearts in her journal. :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She really does have her head in the clouds. She&#8217;s 40 and still dresses like a tween&#8230;.and look at the names of alot of her albums: Rainbow, Glitter, Charm Bracelet? I swear she thinks she&#8217;s still in eighth grade! She probably doodles Mariah and Nick inside hearts in her journal. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: GatsbyGal</title>
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		<dc:creator>GatsbyGal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The toiletpaper thing isn&#039;t really all that weird.  Some people are just picky like that.  I used to carry a little &quot;travel roll&quot; of Charmin in my purse in case there either was no toilet paper or that cheap one-ply stuff that just sorta crumbles when you touch it.

But the rest of that stuff...wtf.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The toiletpaper thing isn&#8217;t really all that weird.  Some people are just picky like that.  I used to carry a little &#8220;travel roll&#8221; of Charmin in my purse in case there either was no toilet paper or that cheap one-ply stuff that just sorta crumbles when you touch it.</p>
<p>But the rest of that stuff&#8230;wtf.
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lem, I&#039;ve always found that confusing, too. I think I can name one Mariah song. She&#039;s over, anyway, so hopefully someone like Christina, or even fucking Britney can overtake that record and make her fade away into blissfull oblivion. 

And seriously, does she have some sort of mental immaturity or something? What middle-aged woman is obsessed with freaking butterflies?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lem, I&#8217;ve always found that confusing, too. I think I can name one Mariah song. She&#8217;s over, anyway, so hopefully someone like Christina, or even fucking Britney can overtake that record and make her fade away into blissfull oblivion. </p>
<p>And seriously, does she have some sort of mental immaturity or something? What middle-aged woman is obsessed with freaking butterflies?
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		<title>By: You Go Girl</title>
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		<dc:creator>You Go Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a lunatic!
Why doesn&#039;t the financial crisis hit idiots like this?
Imagine... having to do your own hair, or God forbid, apply your own make-up?
Bloody hell, what has the world come to?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a lunatic!<br />
Why doesn&#8217;t the financial crisis hit idiots like this?<br />
Imagine&#8230; having to do your own hair, or God forbid, apply your own make-up?<br />
Bloody hell, what has the world come to?
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my aunts needs 2 people to get them out of the sofa. they can plop their own big butts down</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my aunts needs 2 people to get them out of the sofa. they can plop their own big butts down
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>2 things occured to me reading this.

1st 39 year old M is going to treat us to one hellofa 40th butterfly bash. 

2nd. she the world&#039;s best selling female artist. really? Madonna? Cher? Janet? Mariah, really? hmpf</description>
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<p>1st 39 year old M is going to treat us to one hellofa 40th butterfly bash. </p>
<p>2nd. she the world&#8217;s best selling female artist. really? Madonna? Cher? Janet? Mariah, really? hmpf
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		<title>By: grace</title>
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		<dc:creator>grace</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Dear Lord! I guess she has somebody to lower her onto the toillet seat, and another to wipe her precious ass :$</description>
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		<title>By: macaquinha</title>
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		<dc:creator>macaquinha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh my god is her ass that big??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my god is her ass that big??
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