<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: John Mayer in Details: &#8220;I&#8217;m not exactly Bob Dylan&#8221;</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/</link>
	<description>Stylish celebrity escapism</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:39:01 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator>
	<item>
		<title>By: Fire</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-538863</link>
		<dc:creator>Fire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-538863</guid>
		<description>I think he&#039;s hot, I would do him, I think he&#039;s talented, great songwriter and great guitar player....but besides &quot;dating&quot; Jessica, one of my only problems with him is that he sold out his &quot;Say What You Need To Say&quot; song to Hallmark.  Too cheesy for me.  I know he doesn&#039;t have &quot;fuck you money&quot; but isn&#039;t &quot;that&#039;s my seat money&quot; enough to not sell out to Hallmark yet?  

But....I&#039;d still do him!  I&#039;ve handled a guy like that before &quot;Cut the shit, dude.  I know your game.  I don&#039;t need to hear it.  Let&#039;s fuck.&quot;  :o)

Daisy and ViktoryGin - right there with ya. Thanks others for not totally railin me ;o)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he&#8217;s hot, I would do him, I think he&#8217;s talented, great songwriter and great guitar player&#8230;.but besides &#8220;dating&#8221; Jessica, one of my only problems with him is that he sold out his &#8220;Say What You Need To Say&#8221; song to Hallmark.  Too cheesy for me.  I know he doesn&#8217;t have &#8220;fuck you money&#8221; but isn&#8217;t &#8220;that&#8217;s my seat money&#8221; enough to not sell out to Hallmark yet?  </p>
<p>But&#8230;.I&#8217;d still do him!  I&#8217;ve handled a guy like that before &#8220;Cut the shit, dude.  I know your game.  I don&#8217;t need to hear it.  Let&#8217;s fuck.&#8221;  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p>
<p>Daisy and ViktoryGin &#8211; right there with ya. Thanks others for not totally railin me ;o)
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=538863">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Alexa</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-538498</link>
		<dc:creator>Alexa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-538498</guid>
		<description>I don&#039;t find him physically attractive . . . AT ALL! HE&#039;S too pretty - like in a Campbell&#039;s Soup Kid kind of way.  And that tatooed arm is a real turn-off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t find him physically attractive . . . AT ALL! HE&#8217;S too pretty &#8211; like in a Campbell&#8217;s Soup Kid kind of way.  And that tatooed arm is a real turn-off.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=538498">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: ViktoryGin</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-538223</link>
		<dc:creator>ViktoryGin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-538223</guid>
		<description>@ Fire

No contrariness here for despite his increasingly unpalatibility I would probably tumble with him in the sack. &quot;Fake love for an hour or two&quot;, you know....then I&#039;d promptly douche myself in alcohol while choking in shame.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Fire</p>
<p>No contrariness here for despite his increasingly unpalatibility I would probably tumble with him in the sack. &#8220;Fake love for an hour or two&#8221;, you know&#8230;.then I&#8217;d promptly douche myself in alcohol while choking in shame.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=538223">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Aprill</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537998</link>
		<dc:creator>Aprill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537998</guid>
		<description>Douche bag&#039;s picture is photo shopped. If that was a lady it would have been called out.
Somehow I get the feeling he wants to come out 
of the closet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Douche bag&#8217;s picture is photo shopped. If that was a lady it would have been called out.<br />
Somehow I get the feeling he wants to come out<br />
of the closet.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537998">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Mairead</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537992</link>
		<dc:creator>Mairead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537992</guid>
		<description>I finally figured it out - he speaks like a &quot;very serious&quot; designer in some design mag, where they&#039;re talking about creating &quot;High Art&quot; or &quot;Architecture&quot; with a capital-Awrrrrrrr.  He&#039;s a clod but he does occassionally give good interview value. 

On not being Bob Dylan - dude he went electric already. 

&lt;i&gt;. “We’re day-trading in a small sliver of a demographic: people who read a third-rate gossip website and just have to post comments. Why would I want to jockey for position intellectually with people who read Perez Hilton or X17online.com?”&lt;/i&gt;   
The reason you as a known avid reader of BlindGossip, wouldn&#039;t want to intellectually jockey with them, is for the same reason the rest of us won&#039;t - they&#039;re sh!te. 

But has anyone else noticed the cover taglines? - I nearly burst my side... Gay doucebags and &quot;if you&#039;re not already screwing around you will be&quot; :lol: :lol: how apt!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I finally figured it out &#8211; he speaks like a &#8220;very serious&#8221; designer in some design mag, where they&#8217;re talking about creating &#8220;High Art&#8221; or &#8220;Architecture&#8221; with a capital-Awrrrrrrr.  He&#8217;s a clod but he does occassionally give good interview value. </p>
<p>On not being Bob Dylan &#8211; dude he went electric already. </p>
<p><i>. “We’re day-trading in a small sliver of a demographic: people who read a third-rate gossip website and just have to post comments. Why would I want to jockey for position intellectually with people who read Perez Hilton or X17online.com?”</i><br />
The reason you as a known avid reader of BlindGossip, wouldn&#8217;t want to intellectually jockey with them, is for the same reason the rest of us won&#8217;t &#8211; they&#8217;re sh!te. </p>
<p>But has anyone else noticed the cover taglines? &#8211; I nearly burst my side&#8230; Gay doucebags and &#8220;if you&#8217;re not already screwing around you will be&#8221; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  how apt!
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537992">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: daisy</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537894</link>
		<dc:creator>daisy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537894</guid>
		<description>fire and sara...john is amazing! he is hot and lyrical and romantic and funny...he is honest in his songs.he has a great voice,awsome guitar skills,his song writing skills are undeniable.Have you ever heard him impersonate someones songs like guns n roses?the man has huge talent.I love him...some of you should give him a little chance.I&#039;v even got my husbend to like him.that&#039;s saying alot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fire and sara&#8230;john is amazing! he is hot and lyrical and romantic and funny&#8230;he is honest in his songs.he has a great voice,awsome guitar skills,his song writing skills are undeniable.Have you ever heard him impersonate someones songs like guns n roses?the man has huge talent.I love him&#8230;some of you should give him a little chance.I&#8217;v even got my husbend to like him.that&#8217;s saying alot.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537894">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Cinderella</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537711</link>
		<dc:creator>Cinderella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537711</guid>
		<description>I wonder how many of his musician peers roll their eyes at the mention of his name.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder how many of his musician peers roll their eyes at the mention of his name.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537711">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: juiceinla</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537581</link>
		<dc:creator>juiceinla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537581</guid>
		<description>Damn- I don&#039;t want to like him, but then he goes and says &quot;Yes, I’m a little jazz-hand-y&quot;.. 

hilarious. Maybe he will grow into a more mature, less &quot;douchy pontificater&quot; with age and experience...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn- I don&#8217;t want to like him, but then he goes and says &#8220;Yes, I’m a little jazz-hand-y&#8221;.. </p>
<p>hilarious. Maybe he will grow into a more mature, less &#8220;douchy pontificater&#8221; with age and experience&#8230;
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537581">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: ien</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537491</link>
		<dc:creator>ien</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537491</guid>
		<description>douchey as he may be he still looks sexy in those pics</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>douchey as he may be he still looks sexy in those pics
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537491">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: singlebullet</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/82025/john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan/#comment-537438</link>
		<dc:creator>singlebullet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=82025#comment-537438</guid>
		<description>While reading this I suddenly had the image in mind of Bob Dylan dating Jessica Simpson, and started laughing so hard I thought I would burst :)

The new album is a major fail after Continuum, which I actually liked quite a bit. The worst part of that assessment though is that I can&#039;t decide if I like it so much less because of the music, or I&#039;ve now been exposed that much more to the persona of John Mayer. There are just some entertainers that should stay out of the gossip pages and keep their mouths shut.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While reading this I suddenly had the image in mind of Bob Dylan dating Jessica Simpson, and started laughing so hard I thought I would burst <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The new album is a major fail after Continuum, which I actually liked quite a bit. The worst part of that assessment though is that I can&#8217;t decide if I like it so much less because of the music, or I&#8217;ve now been exposed that much more to the persona of John Mayer. There are just some entertainers that should stay out of the gossip pages and keep their mouths shut.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=537438">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>


<!-- W3 Total Cache: Db cache debug info:
Engine:             memcached
Total queries:      30
Cached queries:     3
Total query time:   0.039
SQL info:
    # | Time (s) |    Caching (Reject reason)     |   Status   | Query
    1 |    0.001 |  disabled (query is rejected)  | Not cached | SELECT option_name, option_value FROM wp_options WHERE autoload = 'yes'
    2 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT option_value FROM wp_options WHERE option_name = 'akismet_comment_nonce' LIMIT 1
    3 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT option_value FROM wp_options WHERE option_name = 'bad_behavior_settings' LIMIT 1
    4 |        0 |  disabled (query is rejected)  | Not cached | CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `wp_bad_behavior` (
		`id` INT(11) NOT NULL auto_increment,
		`ip` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`date` DATETIME NOT NULL default '0000-00-00 00:00:00',
		`request_method` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`request_uri` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`server_protocol` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`http_headers` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`user_agent` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`request_entity` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`key` TEXT NOT NULL,
		INDEX (`ip`(15)),
		INDEX (`user_agent`(10)),
		PRIMARY KEY (`id`) );
    5 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT option_value FROM wp_options WHERE option_name = 'IWG_RoleMan_Spaces_in_Caps' LIMIT 1
    6 |    0.001 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT comment_date_gmt FROM wp_comments WHERE comment_approved = '1' ORDER BY comment_date_gmt DESC LIMIT 1
    7 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT   wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts  WHERE 1=1  AND wp_posts.post_name = 'john_mayer_in_details_im_not_exactly_bob_dylan' AND wp_posts.ID = 82025 AND wp_posts.post_type = 'post'  ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC
    8 |    0.023 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT wp_comments.* FROM wp_comments  WHERE comment_post_ID = '82025' AND comment_approved = '1'  ORDER BY comment_date_gmt DESC LIMIT 10
    9 |    0.001 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT t.*, tt.*, tr.object_id FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category', 'post_tag', 'post_format') AND tr.object_id IN (82025) ORDER BY t.name ASC
   10 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (82025)
   11 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 538863
   12 |    0.003 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 538863
   13 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 538498
   14 |    0.002 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 538498
   15 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 538223
   16 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 538223
   17 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537998
   18 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537998
   19 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537992
   20 |    0.001 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537992
   21 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537894
   22 |    0.001 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537894
   23 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537711
   24 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537711
   25 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537581
   26 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537581
   27 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537491
   28 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537491
   29 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 537438
   30 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 82025 and meta_key = 537438
-->
