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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<dc:creator>CB Rawks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The plan backfired when Lohan and his ex-wife Dina staged a public campaign to vilify the worried dad for his actions.&quot;

Are Life and Style actually on his side? They don&#039;t think his own actions are what vilified him?! Lord.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The plan backfired when Lohan and his ex-wife Dina staged a public campaign to vilify the worried dad for his actions.&#8221;</p>
<p>Are Life and Style actually on his side? They don&#8217;t think his own actions are what vilified him?! Lord.
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		<title>By: Trey</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Three words: Borderline personality disorder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines borderline personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:
    A pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image and affects, as well as marked impulsivity, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

       1. Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5
       2. A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.
       3. Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self.
       4. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., promiscuous sex, eating disorders, binge eating, substance abuse, reckless driving). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5
       5. Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self-injuring behavior such as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars (excoriation) or picking at oneself.
       6. Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days).
       7. Chronic feelings of emptiness
       8. Inappropriate anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights).
       9. Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation, delusions or severe dissociative symptoms

... I think she meets with 5 or more. Ding, ding, we have a winner!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three words: Borderline personality disorder</p>
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<p>The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines borderline personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br />
    A pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image and affects, as well as marked impulsivity, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:</p>
<p>       1. Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5<br />
       2. A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.<br />
       3. Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self.<br />
       4. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., promiscuous sex, eating disorders, binge eating, substance abuse, reckless driving). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5<br />
       5. Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self-injuring behavior such as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars (excoriation) or picking at oneself.<br />
       6. Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days).<br />
       7. Chronic feelings of emptiness<br />
       8. Inappropriate anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights).<br />
       9. Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation, delusions or severe dissociative symptoms</p>
<p>&#8230; I think she meets with 5 or more. Ding, ding, we have a winner!
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		<title>By: dread pirate cuervo</title>
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		<dc:creator>dread pirate cuervo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Diagnosis for what?  Alcoholism is a self-diagnosed disease.  Until you admit that you&#039;re an alcoholic who needs help, you&#039;re a drunk.  Until you admit you&#039;re an addict who needs treatment, you&#039;re a junkie.  Having a therapist is great, but she needs a sponsor to help her work on Step 1: We admitted that we were powerless over alcohol/drugs &amp; that our lives had become unmanageable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Diagnosis for what?  Alcoholism is a self-diagnosed disease.  Until you admit that you&#8217;re an alcoholic who needs help, you&#8217;re a drunk.  Until you admit you&#8217;re an addict who needs treatment, you&#8217;re a junkie.  Having a therapist is great, but she needs a sponsor to help her work on Step 1: We admitted that we were powerless over alcohol/drugs &amp; that our lives had become unmanageable.
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		<title>By: Lita</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s okay that you LoL@ me Bohdi. Part of my Mean Girls recovery therapy is learning to laugh again too. 

I practice by watching all the greats; Carrot Top, Carlos Menscia, Bob Hope, Jim Carey, Family Guy. To be completely honest, it&#039;s not going that well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s okay that you LoL@ me Bohdi. Part of my Mean Girls recovery therapy is learning to laugh again too. </p>
<p>I practice by watching all the greats; Carrot Top, Carlos Menscia, Bob Hope, Jim Carey, Family Guy. To be completely honest, it&#8217;s not going that well.
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL@ Lita!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL@ Lita!
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		<title>By: No Sensi</title>
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		<dc:creator>No Sensi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rofl @ Firestarter</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rofl @ Firestarter
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		<title>By: Lita</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve said it before and I&#039;ll say it again .. *what* wasted talent!!?? I lost 90 mins of my life I&#039;ll never get back watching that Mean Girls travesty thanks to such comments. Ninety whole minutes! And my parents told me that life was a wondrous journey .. all lies .. disillusionment ensued. I&#039;m doing better these days, taking it one day at a time and trying to find joy in the simple things .. flowers, the smile on an upturned child&#039;s face, video taping paper bags flying around in the wind. But I (sob) haven&#039;t been able to (hick) turn on the tv ever since.  .. Lindsay Lohan ruined my life in just (sniffle) NINETY MINUTES.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve said it before and I&#8217;ll say it again .. *what* wasted talent!!?? I lost 90 mins of my life I&#8217;ll never get back watching that Mean Girls travesty thanks to such comments. Ninety whole minutes! And my parents told me that life was a wondrous journey .. all lies .. disillusionment ensued. I&#8217;m doing better these days, taking it one day at a time and trying to find joy in the simple things .. flowers, the smile on an upturned child&#8217;s face, video taping paper bags flying around in the wind. But I (sob) haven&#8217;t been able to (hick) turn on the tv ever since.  .. Lindsay Lohan ruined my life in just (sniffle) NINETY MINUTES.
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		<title>By: Babs</title>
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		<dc:creator>Babs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I simply cannot understand why the only person who cares about keeping Lohan&#039;s checks coming in is her dad. Doesn’t she have any cousins who want their cut?  

Man, I would beat the meth right out of that bitches hand and demand she get a job at gun point if she was even so much as my 2nd cousin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I simply cannot understand why the only person who cares about keeping Lohan&#8217;s checks coming in is her dad. Doesn’t she have any cousins who want their cut?  </p>
<p>Man, I would beat the meth right out of that bitches hand and demand she get a job at gun point if she was even so much as my 2nd cousin.
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		<title>By: ViktoryGin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is absolutely disgusting that he&#039;s attempting to convince people that his concern for his daughter outweighs his ego. 

It&#039;s sad that if this story is true that it is Lindsay herself that decided on her own that she needs help. No thanks to her train wreck parents who should have intervened tastefully rather than trying to pick at her crumbs in their desperate attempts for fame.  

Some people REALLY shouldn&#039;t be allowed to procreate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is absolutely disgusting that he&#8217;s attempting to convince people that his concern for his daughter outweighs his ego. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s sad that if this story is true that it is Lindsay herself that decided on her own that she needs help. No thanks to her train wreck parents who should have intervened tastefully rather than trying to pick at her crumbs in their desperate attempts for fame.  </p>
<p>Some people REALLY shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to procreate.
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was not saying the father should go to the shower with his daughter! Hahahaha! OMG! I was making a joke, and not a sick one. The girl looks like she needs a good cleansing!</description>
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