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		<title>By: MooMooMooMooMoo.</title>
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		<dc:creator>MooMooMooMooMoo.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NicoleAM: She tries to be all sexy and seems to think she has real fans….does she not realize that everyone is just tuning in to laugh at her, or does she just not care? 

That&#039;s what I wonder about her and Paris!  Do they have no pride??  Don&#039;t they get it?  They can&#039;t have ever googled themselves because if I read half the shit about myself that people say about them, I&#039;d wanna crawl into a hole and die not release a shitty pop album.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NicoleAM: She tries to be all sexy and seems to think she has real fans….does she not realize that everyone is just tuning in to laugh at her, or does she just not care? </p>
<p>That&#8217;s what I wonder about her and Paris!  Do they have no pride??  Don&#8217;t they get it?  They can&#8217;t have ever googled themselves because if I read half the shit about myself that people say about them, I&#8217;d wanna crawl into a hole and die not release a shitty pop album.
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She has got the longest torso with short legs I&#039;ve seen in a long while.  You wouldn&#039;t even notice if she didn&#039;t flaunt her body with sleazy outfits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She has got the longest torso with short legs I&#8217;ve seen in a long while.  You wouldn&#8217;t even notice if she didn&#8217;t flaunt her body with sleazy outfits.
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		<title>By: beb</title>
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		<dc:creator>beb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Lord  !!  you  have  to  LUV  those lyrics ....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Lord  !!  you  have  to  LUV  those lyrics &#8230;.
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		<title>By: Francesca</title>
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		<dc:creator>Francesca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks like a 40yr old housewife from the OC. I can&#039;t wait for the end of her 15mins....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks like a 40yr old housewife from the OC. I can&#8217;t wait for the end of her 15mins&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Bambi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bambi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Less like a donkey than a Frank N. Furter version of Heidi Montag.  Which is pretty heinous-- no offense to Rocky Horror Picture Show or Tim Curry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Less like a donkey than a Frank N. Furter version of Heidi Montag.  Which is pretty heinous&#8211; no offense to Rocky Horror Picture Show or Tim Curry.
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Furry Balls,,,WOW! Tell us how you really feel!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Furry Balls,,,WOW! Tell us how you really feel!
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		<title>By: furry balls</title>
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		<dc:creator>furry balls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a bitch that clearly eats shit and barks at the moon.....its like a schnauser, and a ugly horse had sex.......I want to shove a knitting needle into my eye......I bet she smells bad too....has skid marks in her pretty pink panties.....and spencer is the liquid that leeches of feces</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a bitch that clearly eats shit and barks at the moon&#8230;..its like a schnauser, and a ugly horse had sex&#8230;&#8230;.I want to shove a knitting needle into my eye&#8230;&#8230;I bet she smells bad too&#8230;.has skid marks in her pretty pink panties&#8230;..and spencer is the liquid that leeches of feces
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		<title>By: Jenna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gonna pull a Kanye and do all caps here. You&#039;ve been warned.

YES! CAN WE REPORT ON HER AND HER GIT OF A HUSBAND INSTEAD OF THE LOHANS? I&#039;m left with a much better taste in my mouth. Please. Please. Please. I will beg. Don&#039;t think I&#039;m above it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gonna pull a Kanye and do all caps here. You&#8217;ve been warned.</p>
<p>YES! CAN WE REPORT ON HER AND HER GIT OF A HUSBAND INSTEAD OF THE LOHANS? I&#8217;m left with a much better taste in my mouth. Please. Please. Please. I will beg. Don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m above it.
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		<title>By: NicoleAM</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love her music! Seriously, this sh*t is hold your belly hysterical! I saw her Miss Universe &quot;performance&quot; on youtube and I was rolling on the floor like a dog. She tries to be all sexy and seems to think she has real fans....does she not realize that everyone is just tuning in to laugh at her, or does she just not care?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love her music! Seriously, this sh*t is hold your belly hysterical! I saw her Miss Universe &#8220;performance&#8221; on youtube and I was rolling on the floor like a dog. She tries to be all sexy and seems to think she has real fans&#8230;.does she not realize that everyone is just tuning in to laugh at her, or does she just not care?
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		<title>By: Madchen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Madchen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Didn&#039;t make your ears bleed, Kaiser? Rats, my ears must be more sensitive. 

Before they started gushing (and then burst into flames), I was thinking she sounded like a chipmunk.
 
You&#039;ll hear it -- listen again and picture Alvin&#039;s [ho&#039;d out, bleached blonde, surgically enhanced] sister singing. It works!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Didn&#8217;t make your ears bleed, Kaiser? Rats, my ears must be more sensitive. </p>
<p>Before they started gushing (and then burst into flames), I was thinking she sounded like a chipmunk.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll hear it &#8212; listen again and picture Alvin&#8217;s [ho'd out, bleached blonde, surgically enhanced] sister singing. It works!
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