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	<title>Comments on: Jake Gyllenhaal &amp; Reese Witherspoon might have split, but they&#8217;re denying it</title>
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		<title>By: Kerry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Plus, she ain&#039;t getting any younger... time&#039;s a wasting Reese – don&#039;t throw away the good ones, they won&#039;t be there once you grow up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus, she ain&#8217;t getting any younger&#8230; time&#8217;s a wasting Reese – don&#8217;t throw away the good ones, they won&#8217;t be there once you grow up!
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		<title>By: Kerry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nothing seems to be enough for this picky b**** - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tictacdo.com/ttd/Have-a-Rebound-Relationship&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;TicTacDo&lt;/a&gt; Just read this and thought about Ms.Witherspoon. It&#039;s obvious that Jake was so in love with her and probably bent over backwards to help her be a good mom.  She just seems to uptight – sometimes you just have to go with it – nothing will EVER be perfect, Reese!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing seems to be enough for this picky b**** &#8211; <a href="http://www.tictacdo.com/ttd/Have-a-Rebound-Relationship" rel="nofollow">TicTacDo</a> Just read this and thought about Ms.Witherspoon. It&#8217;s obvious that Jake was so in love with her and probably bent over backwards to help her be a good mom.  She just seems to uptight – sometimes you just have to go with it – nothing will EVER be perfect, Reese!
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mairead, you read right. But toothy is common knowledge, no? 

Tool C it shall be! I try to avoid him but dang if BG doesn&#039;t leave them up on Fridays to torture me. Kinda like CB and Aniston :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mairead, you read right. But toothy is common knowledge, no? </p>
<p>Tool C it shall be! I try to avoid him but dang if BG doesn&#8217;t leave them up on Fridays to torture me. Kinda like CB and Aniston <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Mairead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mairead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Lem could be an aficionado of Blind Gossip, like meself Firestarter. ;) Well, that&#039;s where I came across that dreck anyway.  She does get some fabulous blinds herself too. 

You&#039;re better off staying away from Tool C. His nicknames make we want to do severe damage with the business end of a mace.  Crotch Uh-Lastic is supposedly (the lovely) James Franco, Fierce A La Ferocity is allegedly Angie Jo for example. :roll:  Who knows if half his crap is real.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Lem could be an aficionado of Blind Gossip, like meself Firestarter. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Well, that&#8217;s where I came across that dreck anyway.  She does get some fabulous blinds herself too. </p>
<p>You&#8217;re better off staying away from Tool C. His nicknames make we want to do severe damage with the business end of a mace.  Crotch Uh-Lastic is supposedly (the lovely) James Franco, Fierce A La Ferocity is allegedly Angie Jo for example. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />   Who knows if half his crap is real.
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		<title>By: Cheyenne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheyenne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People mag was caught with egg all over their face and has been backpedaling furiously since last night when Jake&#039;s rep denied the split reports.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People mag was caught with egg all over their face and has been backpedaling furiously since last night when Jake&#8217;s rep denied the split reports.
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t follow Ted either. Just thought it was common knowledge for the gossip set. 
I&#039;d never heard of that * cough English Escort,* cough (posted here last week-ish)still can&#039;t find anything, really. Sounds fasinating to me; but try googling &quot;English Wh***&quot;. lol (which is much safer than googling British Wh...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t follow Ted either. Just thought it was common knowledge for the gossip set.<br />
I&#8217;d never heard of that * cough English Escort,* cough (posted here last week-ish)still can&#8217;t find anything, really. Sounds fasinating to me; but try googling &#8220;English Wh***&#8221;. lol (which is much safer than googling British Wh&#8230;)
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Lem- Thanks for the update. but no I haven&#039;t been hiding under a rock. I had heard stories about Jake possibly being gay, but I do not follow Ted Casablancas and all his hateful crap, just as I do not find Ian Halperin (who I only recently became aware of) a credible or decent source of celebrity info. So the toothy tile ref. was lost on me. Plus, believe it or not, other than two gossip sites, I don&#039;t spend all day trolling for celeb gossip, I do have a life (kind of!) : )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Lem- Thanks for the update. but no I haven&#8217;t been hiding under a rock. I had heard stories about Jake possibly being gay, but I do not follow Ted Casablancas and all his hateful crap, just as I do not find Ian Halperin (who I only recently became aware of) a credible or decent source of celebrity info. So the toothy tile ref. was lost on me. Plus, believe it or not, other than two gossip sites, I don&#8217;t spend all day trolling for celeb gossip, I do have a life (kind of!) : )
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fire: that&#039;s a box best not opened. You don&#039;t want to go trying to decipher that Ted idiot unless you like smoke coming out your ears.
Toothy Tile is Ted&#039;s nickname for Jake. Or more correctly Toothy is Ted&#039;s bread n butter paycheck. A nickname for a blind about a gay actor always inches away from coming out of the closet who likes to do &#039;it&#039; in parking garages and pick up boys in West Hollyhood parking lots and yada yada natch. Ted has said &#039;and it ain&#039;t&#039; just about every single man on film besides Jake. He seems to be on a serious vendetta to &#039;out&#039; Jake and Reese for that matter. The diehards are convinced Toothy is Jake. There are alot of coincidental comparisons. Ted will say, saw Toothy hiking today. Seacrest will then show pics of Jake hiking that day.
If you&#039;re really bored or really curious there are 4 years worth of back stories to google. Actually several sites have the entire catalog.
(must be a really big rock you&#039;ve been hiding under)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fire: that&#8217;s a box best not opened. You don&#8217;t want to go trying to decipher that Ted idiot unless you like smoke coming out your ears.<br />
Toothy Tile is Ted&#8217;s nickname for Jake. Or more correctly Toothy is Ted&#8217;s bread n butter paycheck. A nickname for a blind about a gay actor always inches away from coming out of the closet who likes to do &#8216;it&#8217; in parking garages and pick up boys in West Hollyhood parking lots and yada yada natch. Ted has said &#8216;and it ain&#8217;t&#8217; just about every single man on film besides Jake. He seems to be on a serious vendetta to &#8216;out&#8217; Jake and Reese for that matter. The diehards are convinced Toothy is Jake. There are alot of coincidental comparisons. Ted will say, saw Toothy hiking today. Seacrest will then show pics of Jake hiking that day.<br />
If you&#8217;re really bored or really curious there are 4 years worth of back stories to google. Actually several sites have the entire catalog.<br />
(must be a really big rock you&#8217;ve been hiding under)
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		<title>By: diva</title>
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		<dc:creator>diva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Jake finally got the memo that he is hawt!  He probably wants to be like any young guy at that age and go tear up the town, not sit at home with Reese and play step-dad.  Two different lifestyles coming into play, figured this would happen and he is still in his twenties so their is a big difference in maturity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Jake finally got the memo that he is hawt!  He probably wants to be like any young guy at that age and go tear up the town, not sit at home with Reese and play step-dad.  Two different lifestyles coming into play, figured this would happen and he is still in his twenties so their is a big difference in maturity.
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, but I guess I am a little slow here, but I have no idea what Toothy Tile means. I have Googled it and can only find things that do not tell me what the heck it means.

I know it was a Ted C thing (Thanks Mairead) but I have no idea what teh phrase means. Can someone fill me in please????</description>
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<p>I know it was a Ted C thing (Thanks Mairead) but I have no idea what teh phrase means. Can someone fill me in please????
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