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		<title>By: Bambi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bambi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cell phone holster: check!
Jacket zipped down to show off gold chain and wife-beater: check!
Baseball cap to cover up male-pattern baldness: check!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cell phone holster: check!<br />
Jacket zipped down to show off gold chain and wife-beater: check!<br />
Baseball cap to cover up male-pattern baldness: check!
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		<title>By: lway</title>
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		<dc:creator>lway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ ViktoryGin: LOL!  Agreed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ ViktoryGin: LOL!  Agreed!
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		<title>By: Madisyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Madisyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Karen Post 1, I laughed out loud at your post.  Thank you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Karen Post 1, I laughed out loud at your post.  Thank you!
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		<title>By: ViktoryGin</title>
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		<dc:creator>ViktoryGin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn. If only they weren&#039;t.

cleaning up the gene pool one doucebag at a time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn. If only they weren&#8217;t.</p>
<p>cleaning up the gene pool one doucebag at a time.
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		<title>By: Lita</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sigh &quot;man toys&quot; .. Split-second flash of ML+JG giggling together over their xxx toys and fondling each other&#039;s latex vaginas. 

Can&#039;t talk, suffered brain prolapse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sigh &#8220;man toys&#8221; .. Split-second flash of ML+JG giggling together over their xxx toys and fondling each other&#8217;s latex vaginas. </p>
<p>Can&#8217;t talk, suffered brain prolapse.
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		<title>By: Sister Mary Francis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sister Mary Francis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he is starting to look like Mel Gibsons slow brother.
Or Mel Gibson is starting to look like Lohan Papa&#039;s less slow, older brother. oh god</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he is starting to look like Mel Gibsons slow brother.<br />
Or Mel Gibson is starting to look like Lohan Papa&#8217;s less slow, older brother. oh god
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		<title>By: Then Again....</title>
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		<dc:creator>Then Again....</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Any person that threatens suicide (even fake) needs immediate counseling!

He is on the verge...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any person that threatens suicide (even fake) needs immediate counseling!</p>
<p>He is on the verge&#8230;
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		<title>By: GatsbyGal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t help but think things would be better if the tweets hadn&#039;t been fake.  And nope, still no empathy for Lindsay from me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t help but think things would be better if the tweets hadn&#8217;t been fake.  And nope, still no empathy for Lindsay from me.
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		<title>By: BiggieShortie</title>
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		<dc:creator>BiggieShortie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, he&#039;s a ASSHOLE fo&#039; sho&#039;, but this is pretty low.
The name of that blog &quot;Shabooty&quot; is my new favorite word!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, he&#8217;s a ASSHOLE fo&#8217; sho&#8217;, but this is pretty low.<br />
The name of that blog &#8220;Shabooty&#8221; is my new favorite word!!!
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		<title>By: Firestarter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I guess I do live under a rock, because I never heard this rumor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess I do live under a rock, because I never heard this rumor.
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