Lindsay Lohan & Jason Segel spent the night together; sketchy photoshoot

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Lindsay Lohan really will sleep with anyone. Then when she’s called on it she’ll insist it’s a “business relationship” as if she’s still doing any sort of business other than occasionally selling leggings and tanning spray. To Lohan, bedding random men probably is business because she’s got to keep her name in the press somehow. It’s better than showing up to events looking whacked out of her mind.

Actor Jason Segal (How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) is Lohan’s latest overnight “coworker.” She was seen leaving his house Saturday morning just a few minutes after Segal came out smiling for the paps and carrying a strange Dracula puppet. (We don’t have the rights to those photos, but you can see them on D-Listed.) This isn’t the first time Segel and Lohan have been linked. They were partying together in September and may have spent the night/early morning together. Segel was spotted making out with Chloe Sevigny a couple of weeks later, so we were hoping he’d moved on but apparently not.

Lohan has tweeted about the incident in which she was busted doing the walk of shame outside Segel’s house. She shows that she’s unable to spell or to use the @ sign properly in this denial:

haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It’s absurd! @least I’m laughing @the rediculous manifestations – 3:33 PM Dec 5th

[From Twitter via D-Listed]

This comes after she tweeted that she wasn’t at a “friends” house where paparazzi were waiting:

Hahahaha paparazzi sitting outside of my friends house all night&day now waiting for me to leave… Too bad I’m not even there. – 2:14 PM Dec 5th

[From Twitter]

Now which friend would that be? Do you think Jason Segel has paparazzi that follow him at all? Who else could she be talking about?

Meanwhile Lindsay is in what could be her trashiest photoshoot yet – this time for Muse Magazine. She’s posed topless before, and was barely-dressed and less than sober-looking in a recent spread for the London Times Style Magazine, but this one takes the cake. The NY Post has the photographs and Lohan looks like she’s involved in some kind of drug-fueled threesome. In one picture, she poses all stretched and strung-out looking in a bathroom door. She has arms above her head and you can seeskinny ass in just a pair of pantyhose, her bad extensions spread out down her back like a Barbie doll’s hair after it’s been discarded. Lindsay’s cover photo is just awful. Her pupils are pinpricks and she looks absolutely wasted. I get the impression that these photos aren’t that far off from reality. Add a vampire puppet in there and you have an average Friday night for Lindsay.

Here’s the photographer’s statement trying to justify this as art. Lindsay’s boob is hanging out but it’s somehow spontaneous, just like all her nip slips and sideboob moments:

“The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity,” Tsai said. “There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.

“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.

[From The NY Post via Huffington Post]

Kate Moss knew when to sort-of clean up and shut up. We can only hope that Lindsay takes a similar path.

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  1. Jazz says:

    Good Lord, I hope he’s made an appointment at the nearest STD clinic. Somebody save Jason!

  2. CYANN says:

    Lindsay Lohan and the media are mutually codependant. Neither one could continue to function without the other feeding it.

  3. Susette says:

    I remember a few months ago there were pictures and a brief blurb somewhere about Jason Segal meeting up with Lindsay and Sam Ronston (when they were still a couple) at a club and leaving together. My guess is that they’re more coke buddies than f*ck buddies. Unless Lindsay was the one that was selling Jason the drugs – then, yes, he’s a business partner of sorts.

  4. Velvet_Julie says:

    Lindsay looks like a walking corpse. I wonder how she gets so many guys to sleep with, considering the huge number of pretty and available girls in Hollywood waiting for their big chance to sleep with someone famous.
    And Lindsay is not smart enough to understand that this tecnique is not working for her? Because she must have slept with half of Hollywood and nobody got her a big acting job.
    About the photoshoot, I tell you, there’s nothing Kate Moss about these sleazy pictures. Kate may have her own issues with drugs and partying, but she’s a pro. She’s a legendary model and style icon. She’s probably the best in the world when it comes to modelling, with a 20 year old career, while Lohan is nothing less than a cheap cokehead. And even with all her bad habits, Kate is still a beauty when she’s all dolled up.

  5. Sumodo says:

    I think the business arrangement involves some white dust.

  6. loca says:

    Well let’s talk about how “rediculous” is NOT spelled that way….wtg, Lindsay.

  7. Lantana says:

    Artistic integrity. I think that about says it all.

  8. boo says:

    I can’t imagine her carrying up her end of the conversation.

  9. Neelyo says:

    Geez, if that was the best shot from that photoshoot, I’d hate to see the outtakes.

  10. Miss Thang says:

    That puppet is from his movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.”
    I like Jason very much and I hope they do not stay aquainted long. I think Lindsay is a con-artist and he’ll just become her pray.

  11. Fire says:

    Not sure how the @ sign is used improperly. @ = at, right?

    But she is a horrible speller for sure

  12. Fire says:

    Just looked at the pics – her mom has to be so proud!

  13. ligeia says:

    that was actually a professional photoshoot? wow just wow. it’s like they took her drunken facebook pictures and used them for the spread.

  14. Sigh. says:

    At this point, the only surprising/controversial thing she could do is sober up.

  15. Ruby Red Lips says:

    OMG that last image in the bathroom, what a poor excuse for a prof photo…

    She is def on her way to cracked out porn shots

  16. fizXgirl314 says:

    they must have paid her in crack for these photos and it looks like she didn’t wait until she was finished before having a little “taste”…

  17. LolaBella says:

    Is the cover a tongue in cheek reference to the fact that she has ‘crashed and burned’?

    It’s like everyone is laughing at Lilo and she’s the only one who doesn’t realize that she is just a sad, pathetic punchline.

    @CYANN: ITA.

  18. JaNa'e says:

    i feel so sorry for this girl. she’s only 4 yrs older than i am yet she looks older than my mama. she has not been kind to herself, i hope she sobers up soon.

  19. Tia C says:

    I suspect Susette hit the nail on the head. & that photoshoot is all kinds of cracked out!

  20. Trillion says:

    Neelyo:
    -get an Icon so I can find your comments easier
    -start commenting more

    Thanks, Luv ya,
    -Trill

  21. diva says:

    When are fashion magazines going to realize that nobody wants to see pictures of a junkie that would be Lindsay Lohan! If this is a cheap ploy to sell magazines it is failing. I lose all respect for fashion magazines that put her in it. She is an unattractive, unkempt, junkie thats it. The only place she belongs is in jail for all her thievery or as a patient on permanent hold in a psych hospital. She is really a danger to herself and I don’t see why she hasn’t been locked up yet. If she wasn’t famous and acted out and looked strung out she would be placed on a 5150 hold within minutes.

  22. mouth.like.a.sailor says:

    a few things i agree with and some not quite so………..

    1. oh hells yeah. homegirl is H I G H out of her mind and i’m guessing on some kind of opiate painkiller, that’s the kind of look she’s got in her high and they also make you feel all sexyhothorny, which would explain the pics.
    2.despite being whacked out on oxycontin or whatever, i actually think she looks really really good. whatever work she’s had on her lips and stuff has finally “settled” nicely. thank god. i wish she would quit doing that.
    3. YOWZA! that butt/bathroom picture is godawful. i don’t know wtf the photog was thinking but that is the sorriest excuse for professional artistic photography ever. the composition is F*CkED, the towel on the floor looks awful. it’s as if she’s just waiting to figure out if she’s gonna puke or go back for more sex. and the hair extensions. good god.
    4. i’ll bet her and jason segal are coke buddies AND sex buddies… i’ve been watching my Dr.Drew SexRehab…do you honestly think that Lindsey can do coke with a guy all night by herself and NOT have some kind of kind of sex with him, especially considering this is the 2nd time this has been reported as happening with them and from the pictures of him before getting out of his car he looked like he had seriously just gotten some/had his mind blown…his shirt was all rumpled, the buttons were all messed up.yoiu could practically smell it. GROSS.

    they’re totally doin it and more power to them. i could care less. lindsey needs a man in her life. i hated the whole samantha thing, i just thought she was gross.

  23. Cat says:

    (flashes nipple)
    WHAT?? It’s for artistic integrity!!! God you people don’t get it.

  24. ViktoryGin says:

    I don’t know who this chick is sleeping with. What I do know is that at 23 she shouldn’t look 40.

  25. Annabelle says:

    Hm. I actually like the pics & think they ARE artistic. They’re meant to look grainy and crap, gives off a stronger message. I think its symbolism… and it was probably the easiest photoshoot EVER to get her to do cos its all up her alley, you know? lol.

  26. the black dahlia says:

    worst photoshoot ever!!!! Whomever that photographer is, SUCKS! She is just gross.

  27. skeptical says:

    well.. the vid is out.. warning on this it is probably NSFW

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmTdtW4zu0s