Brad & Angelina just celebrated their “fifth anniversary”

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Sometimes you just know a tension headache is coming, but here goes: Brad Pitt took Angelina out for a private, adults-only overnight stay at a hotel. Here’s the kicker: it was to celebrate their “fifth anniversary” according to Life & Style. Which would mean that they were celebrating the start of their relationship… back in November 2004. Back when Brad and Jennifer Aniston were married. Gah!

For most couples, date night means dinner and a movie. But Brad Pitt went all out to impress Angelina Jolie on Saturday, Nov. 28. That day, Life & Style has learned exclusively, the star contacted Hollywood’s private, ultra-luxurious Chateau Marmont hotel to arrange a surprise overnight stay for the couple. To keep the information from getting out — and to keep Angie in the dark — only top-level hotel staff members were informed.

“They checked in around 4 p.m. and were ushered straight to their poolside bungalow,” says an insider at the hotel. “They were holding hands when they arrived, and Angie was really excited. She was like a kid — she kept asking Brad what he was up to, and he just smiled knowingly. They looked like they were on a date — they had no security with them, and they were incredibly relaxed.”

What prompted such a deeply romantic evening for a couple who almost never go out by themselves? Their fifth anniversary! The couple fell in love while filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2004, Angie’s admitted.

[From Life & Style]

Additional info: apparently, they ordered “pasta and vodka via room service, and didn’t leave the room until the next day, when they had a “triple date” with Cindy Crawford and her husband and George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis.” Except the triple date was just that party for George’s movie, where Angelina and Elisabetta tried to emotionally shank each others’ souls. Or maybe that’s just how it happened in my mind. Could be.

As far as the “fifth anniversary” thing… well, who knows? Yes, it could totally be the truth. Or Brad and Angelina decided to spend a night away from the kids, and someone clever at Life & Style decided to put a “fifth anniversary” spin on it.

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  1. anneesezz says:

    The fact they hooked up while filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith is not news. Is this is the best they could come up with? BORING! That being said, why does she always look miserable? She could at least ACT like she is not bored to death. She is an actress afterall.

  2. Schnauzers!!!! says:

    Their eyes look dead…like they have just completely sucked the soul and fire out of eachother.

  3. Gracie says:

    Kaiser, will you write a book about Hollywood in your inimitable style?
    Full of snark, witty observations and laugh-out-loud commentary and hilarious imagery?

    I love the way you write.

  4. lucy2 says:

    I just figured out why she looked so odd in these photos – picture her brother wearing a wig. That’s what she looks like here!
    While I’m sure the anniversary stuff was just made up by L&S to manufacture drama, I agree with anneesezz – everyone knows they fell in love and hooked up during that movie. OLD news, and everyone involved has dealt with it and moved on.

  5. nnn says:

    They look perfectly serene like most couples in a long term relationship are. Couples who are secure enough about their love and trust each other since they have been together that long sharing many affinities while others who seemed happy all the time DO ACTUALLY break up.

    If they didn’t want to be together, they wouldn’t be. They are not married, so each one of them can call it quits whenever they want, wherever they want. It’s the risk of not being married. I always thought that non married couple like them ; Sarandon & Burton, Paradis & Depp, need that extreme love into each other, extreme trust into their couples/family, work harder toward building and securing their love because basicly they are not bound by the security of a peice of paper but only by their love, hence they don’t take it for granted or rest in their laurels in their relationship.

    And when you raise little children it is even more perceptible for them if you have problems or not. Children, especially little ones always know and act depressed and sometimes angered towards they own parents when a couple is constantly fighting. Their behaviour are the best indicator of a couple health.

    Those two have lasted more than the majority in Hollywood and with the contstant pressure of the media besides. Props to them for sticking together that long and still going on strong according their own words at describing each other.

  6. diva says:

    I am over these two fake people and the medias obsession with all things Angelina. They seem rather weird and boring at the same time. There is nothing remotely cool about either one of them anymore.

  7. Tess says:

    He’s using that beard to send out coded messages.

    Quick, someone, crack the code. He may be in danger.

  8. Bodhi says:

    Neither one of them look bored or miserable at all; they’re just smiling for the cameras

  9. Toe says:

    Every time i see Brad, my hands itches for a Razor

  10. Phowie says:

    What’s up with the benevolent ‘Madonna-like’ pose? Did she just have an immaculate conception?

  11. June says:

    Two people went to the movies, two people took their child to the movies, take Brad and Angelina out of the equation and it would be a date night for any other couple.

    They look very lovely,and they seem to be enjoying themselves, but I am sure for Brad and Angelina, that is not allowed.

    Brad and Angelina went to see a movie and to support friends, how are they suppose to look?

  12. CadieBelle says:

    Why is everyone so angry & negative that these two might actually have a relationship and maybe even actually love each other???

  13. asiont says:

    so i’m happy for them

  14. n says:

    so it’s now confirmed that these 2 are liars.

    and stupid ones.

  15. Cheyenne says:

    Cute story, but considering the source (Life & Style) I’m taking this one with a bushel of salt, never mind a grain.

    Brad, puh-leeeeeze, take those damn beads outa your beard!!

  16. crash2GO2 says:

    LOL @ Tess!! Honestly, I was trying to think of something to say in regards to this post that would be relevant and not insincere.

    You took the words right out of my mouth.

  17. Cinderella says:

    He looks drunk and she looks high.

    Happy Anniversary!

  18. Iggles says:

    I really hope Brad is growing that hair for a role. He’s done it before — remember that gross beard he had when he was married to Aniston. Lol. And that pr0n-stache he had for InGlorious Basterds?

    I am rooting for these two. I hope they slow down on the kids though. They’re averaging 1 per year!

  19. the truth says:

    haters haters and more haters im sure maniston is paying all the haters.. i love these two and even if they break up so what let them be….

  20. mila says:

    @the truth- I’m sure they love you too!

  21. Tazina says:

    Just a couple deeply in love and committed to and enjoying their family. Who cares when it all began years ago…I see no hidden meaning in the photo above….it’s just a photo…end of story.

  22. Essie says:

    This same “hotel visit” story was out about two weeks ago in another tabloid. Only difference was, that one did not include the “five year anniversary”!!! It was just a night out and they ordered room service and had “crazy sex.”

    I guess the ragmags are stealing stories from each other these days.

  23. June says:

    The fact is Brad and Angelina are very happy together, if they were not the Haters would not have to keep beating out, the same old tired Mantra ” They don’t look happy”, “They are so over” or She trapped him with the kids”. LOL

  24. Anak says:

    They celebrated the day of betrayal? What a sweet thing! Did they invite the other participant?

  25. Cheyenne says:

    Jesus please us, when are people going to let this go? It’s five years already. What’s done is done. And please don’t trot out the tired “homewrecker” bullshit. Angie didn’t hogtie him to the bed, she didn’t hold a gun to his head, she didn’t work roots on him and she didn’t do an African voodoo spell on him. He fell in love with her and left a wife he probably stopped loving years before he and Angie ever met. They are raising a family together and they seem to be in it for the long haul. Just deal with it. The end.

  26. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “They are not married, so each one of them can call it quits whenever they want, wherever they want.”

    normally, I’d agree with you, but not in this case. they have 6 kids…that makes it very hard to just “call it quits”.

    “maniston”? You sound like quite a “hater” yourself.

  27. skibunny says:

    Her hair looks awful.

  28. Anak says:

    How can they celebrate something so blatantly like that? It’s lack of honor, sensitivity, and lack of shame in the face.

  29. Kim says:

    Lies and Style doing what they do best lying. Great article on Dafur on Newsweek.com by Angie. While the tabloids lie they continue to live their lives and use their celebrity to spotlight issues like the genocide in Sudan, rebuilding NOLA etc. Also Angie continues to be the highest paying actress in Hollywood 40 million for “Wanted” and 20 million + percentages for Salt and The Tourist W/ Johnny Depp. Also Brad probably made about 35 million from IB w/ the percentages and $ 9 million upfront salary.Continue to ignore the negativity and positive things will continue to happen Peace

  30. Cheyenne says:

    Six kids may be more of an inducement to stay in a relationship than a marriage vow which no longer means anything.

    When holy wedlock becomes holy deadlock, it’s time to start thinking about your options.

  31. Cheyenne says:

    To Anak: After five years, I doubt Aniston is agonizing over their celebrating their “anniversary”. Why are you so upset over a relationship that has nothing to do with you? It wasn’t you who got dumped — at least not by Brad Pitt.

  32. Goddess711 says:

    Does this include the time they spent whoring around being his wife’s back? CONGRATS HO’S! And these two philandering douchebags are any different from Tiger and his Ho’ collection why?

  33. the truth says:

    im sure maniston is your best friend….

  34. lisa says:

    OH boy.. they went out on a Mommy/Daddy date and a magazine said it was an anniversary celebration so some of you rushed to the thread to trash these two people based on a Tab story.. WTF is wrong with you all. It is none of your business one way or another. Brad nor Angie have said this was an anniversary date. But of course the haters come to any news and start the same 5 year old crap. Brad Pitt was not involved with you. He said he did not cheat.. Angie said she didn’t cheat.. Jennifer said there was no cheating.. So lets see.. 1+1+1=3.. no one elses business. These two people are together and seem happy together with their 6 CHILDREN. If some of you are still hurting over this relationship that is not yours.. GET SO HELP.. you have a serious problem. I guess you are pissed.. you need to get over it.. All this hate towards 2 people you do not know and who have done NOTHING TO YOU PERSONALLY.. man that is all kinds of FU@ked up.

  35. karen says:

    Jeez, I can’t believe the people still hung up on a 5yr old divorce!

    What’s wrong with your LIFE when you are SO personally invested with some celeb couple whom you don’t know, and never will know (unless you are stalking them).

    WEIRD!

  36. Goddess711 says:

    @Karen – And YOU’RE here WHY??? LOL!!

  37. WTF?!? says:

    Two people went on a date. Yawn.

  38. Cheyenne says:

    @ Goddess: Have you lost what was left of your two decaying brain cells, comparing Brad and Angie to Tiger Woods and his stable of whores? Brad and Angie fell in love and built a family together. Tiger was jumping out of one whore’s bed into the next. Are you saying you can’t see the difference?

    You need to cash a reality check. So you can start by repeating to yourself 500 times or until it finally sinks in:

    MY NAME IS NOT JENNIFER ANISTON
    THE MAN WHO DUMPED ME IS NOT NAMED BRAD PITT
    THE WOMAN HE DUMPED ME FOR IS NOT NAMED ANGELINA JOLIE

    Good luck.

  39. Beth says:

    I sometimes forget how stupid people are. This story sounds so fake. Why would Angelina be so excited about going to a hotel that’s close to home and she could go to at anytime? How would L&S know it was their “anniversary”? I doubt Brad would tell his personal business to random people. The only reason they are calling it an anniversary because of Angelina’s quote. Mr.& Mrs. Smith began filming winter 2004 through winter 2005. Nobody knows when the relationship began. It may have after Brad left Jennifer.

  40. Cheyenne says:

    Beth: maybe their relationship started before Brad left his wife and maybe it didn’t. Only they know and they arent saying. The point is, after five years, why does anyone still give a shit? Jeez Louse, I can see people obsessing over Afghanistan, the economy, and global warming, but this…?!

  41. Angel says:

    totally agree with # 25. Said exactly what was on my mind.