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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby boy very early Monday morning (today). She and her her boyfriend Scott Disick named the baby Mason Dash Disick. Let’s talk about the name, shall we? First of all, the baby will be known as Mason Disick. It sounds like Mason Dixon, if you have a speech impediment. People will be making Mason Dixon jokes all of this kid’s life. Second point about the name – “Dash” is the name of the Kardashian’s boutique store, as well as the nickname for anyone named Kar-DASH-ian. So, on one side it’s a cute homage to his mom’s maiden name, but on the other side, Kourtney just branded her baby like he was a sweater. Gah!
Kourtney Kardashian welcomed her first child with boyfriend Scott Disick early Monday morning, E! News and Life & Style jointly report.
“Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy about an hour ago,” her publicist said.
Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique) arrived at an L.A.-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.
“A boy is definitely needed in this family!” Kourtney told E! News in October. “Scott and I are thrilled to add a little boy to the bunch.”
But the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has always had a lot of women in her life who love her—the same ones who showered her with baby gifts last month at Kris and Bruce Jenner’s house in Calabasas.
Kourtney was “due any minute!” sisters Kim and Khloé reported to Ryan Seacrest last Thursday.
And while they’ve always been two of Kourtney’s biggest fans, Kim and Khloé agreed that their big sis has done a complete turnaround, as far as getting ready to be a mom is concerned.
“Kourtney didn’t even like kids,” remarked Kim. I never thought she’d ever want to have a baby.” But now, she added, “I think Kourt’s going to be the most amazing mom.”
[From E! News]
CB wanted me to mention two more points: first, Kourtney is dumb as a rock, and two, Khloe is really, really mean to her sister. The first story comes from an interview Kim, Khloe and Kourtney did with Rachel Ray last week, where Khloe said “Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years!’ And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!” That was the “Kourtney is dumb as a rock” part. Also note this – Kim chimed in to say that Kourtney has never understood how to look after children and that Kourtney “wasn’t that nurturing.” There was also a story Kim told about Kourtney thinking her water broke because some fluid came down her leg. Kim was laughing about it, but I can see it as an honest mistake – if you’ve never felt your water break, how would you know?
In any case, I’m happy for Kourtney and Scott, and I offer my congratulations on their little branded Dash baby. Let’s all say a little prayer for Mason Dixon, okay? He’s going to need it.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Babies, Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick
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Im surprised Kim and Khloe weren’t tweeting about this last night during their season premiere tweet whoring.
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someone get CPS on the horn. This kids gonna need it… meh
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congrats to them…
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I like the name Mason although I thought that she would have named him Robert as a tribute to her late father, but I guess ‘Dash’ is a tribute to all of the KarDASHians?
At least the baby has a relatively normal name unlike say…Bronx Mowgli or as those of you who read CDAN know him ‘Brooklyn Junglebook’!
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Well to be fair, it’s not like we could expect her (or her boyfriend for that matter) to know what the Mason-Dixon line is/was. I would be willing to bet that neither one of them has ever heard of it.
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Poor kid. His mother a ditz and his father is a dick. What a gene pool!
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Congrats to them, im sure he is soooo cute. And great name choice, Mason is my sons name also!
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I feel sorry for the kid being raise in this circus of a family.
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Geeze, I hope they have a Nanny or the poor wee one doesn’t stand a chance.
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I’d just like to point out that of the 3 sisters, she is in fact the only one who attended college. SMU (where girls go to get their MRS degree) and Arizona, a big party school. But still, of all of them Kourtney is the most educated… (sad)
Since little Mason probably won’t ever meet anyone who even knows what the Mason-Dixon line is, the name will be fine. Hang out with idiots – Problem Solved!
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Kourtney is a college grad. She also runs 3 clothing stores. How is she a ditz? Shes a business woman. AND TRUST ME, I work in a high risk OB office. I hear much much worse than thinking some fluid down ur leg means ur water broke. Thats pretty common! ESPECIALLY WHEN UR 9 MONTHS PREG!
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also, I really dont think Disick sounds that much like Dixon. I thought i heard it was pronounced “DYE-SICK”
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They’ll probably have his bris on TV…
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That boyfriend of hers comes off so douche-y in photos. What’s his deal?
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You and the others nailed it!!!!
When informed of the unfortunate similarity between her baby’s name and the Mason-Dixon Line, Kourtney rolls eyes and responds: “What ever….”
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Oh and that off-the-shoulder top and her stubby little legs….the look is sheer magic.
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Soo…I’m guessing you all are making fun of them for possibly not knowing what the Mason-Dixon line was? Who cares if it sounds like that… I’m confused I guess, why it’s a big deal… if that were my name and someone was “making fun” of me for it, I’d be like, “Yup you’re right it does sound like that.” No biggie. They’re not dumb because they don’t know what that is. I’m sure a lot of people don’t. This is a weird, arrogant conversation.
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How does someone who runs 3 clothing stores continuously forget to take their pill? Get mirena or something idiot.
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Even if the Kardashians are one mess of a family, I’m glad the baby arrived safe and healthy.
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I don’t know. From what I understand Kourtney is the only DASH that went to college. Not that it means a whole lot these days, but still. And the name is a little weird. I was never very good with kids, either, until I had them. It’s different when you become a mother. Maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt until she drives with him in the front seat and he falls out of a high chair.
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I’m glad the baby arrived safe and healthy, as well. Although the first thing my mind mangled his name into was: Mason Dipstick.
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She’s going to be a great Mommy!!!
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Why didn’t she just have Kardashian as his middle name? Oh well good for them
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I can’t pronounce May-son DY-Sick without thinking Mason Dixon, which is not only a line in the sand, but the name of a nasty disc jockey in Tampa.
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I don’t think she’s dumb- out of all of them, she’s the only one to graduate college- which I know doesn’t always mean a lot, but come on. She’s my favorite of the bunch and the least btchy- I think her sisters are jealous.
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Ugh for the name and double ugh for the moronic mother.
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Kourtney does not run 3 stores. Khloe , Kim , Kourtney and the mom ran 3 stores and I’m sure they have other people that help them run the stores.
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I use to really like Khloe from what I’ve seen on the show and in interviews but last night for the show’s season premiere it just turned me off completely. Sitting there pushing her tiny sister around while pregnant and eventually slapping Scott in the face. I don’t like the man but good god. Don’t know if she forgot to take her estrogen or something but that was uncalled for. It was also rude when she didn’t show up for the ultrasound to find out the baby’s sex when she claimed she was ‘busy’. Everyone else was there. Someone needs to punch Godzilla in her testicles. All I’m sayin’.
Congrats to Kourtney and Scott.
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congrats, here nor there a baby boy came into this world.
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Congrats, I guess.
I can hear Khloe now “ME WANT BABY!!!!!!!!!!”
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Even if the name does sound like Mason Dixon, there isn’t much you can make fun of with. The Mason Dixon line? Oh yes, hilarious, I’m dying of laughter.
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congrats to them
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“They’re not dumb because they don’t know what that is. I’m sure a lot of people don’t. This is a weird, arrogant conversation.”
Sorry Heather, but I have to disagree. They ARE dumb if they do not know a basic historical fact, that I assume, most of us were taught in Middle school, if not earlier.
If people do not know what the Mason-Dixon line is and it’s significance, then that is a sad commentary on education in this country.
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Is it just me or was that the fastest pregnancy in history!!
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Another self absorbed hollywood mom yaay. She will probably make a wonderful mother…so selfless and a real care-giver (oops) isn’t that the nanny’s job!? my bad!!!;)
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Kourtney who? Is she important?
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congrats to the new parents..
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Why is this even an issue? I’m not sure who started this whole Mason Dixon name comparison. Although it was funny at first (a little juvenile, but funny nonetheless, it was meant to be just that…funny. Others are taking it far too seriously. I’m sure many of us had our names twisted around into something obscure, back in the 4th grade. Just because somebody happened to make a crack that the child’s name in question, sounds like, “Mason Dixon”, you’re pre-determining and ASSUMING–these folks do not know what the Mason Dixon line is. Not only are you making assumptions, but you’re sitting here arguing about it. What does knowing about the Mason Dixon line have anything to do with the topic at hand? Moreover, I’m sure I can name off many things, a number of you have never heard of. Seriously people, a little too much time on our hands?
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aw, congrats kourtney & scott!
mason is adorable, best of luck to the three of you.
xoxo, layne
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