Dec 23
'09
“‘The Karate Kid’ trailer makes me want to punch someone” links

The Karate Kid starring Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. Kill me now. [D-Listed]
French-dubbed Inception trailer. It‘s mind-blowingly creepy. [Pajiba]
Pink brings Carey Hart on stage, and someone gets naked. [The Blemish]
Balloon Boy‘s parents are going to jail. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Colin Farrell heads home to Ireland for his gay brother‘s wedding. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan looking cracked out in a one-piece swimsuit & Santa hat. [Yeeah]
Olivia Munn tells Wonder Woman to suck it. [Egotastic]
Christina Aguilera was in a fender bender. [A Socialite Life]
Amy Winehouse is charged with assault. [PopEater]
Lainey has a gross sexual attraction to Eminem. [LaineyGossip]
Is it just me, or does Miranda Kerr have “hobbit face”? [Celebslam]
Katy Perry and Russell Brand are going downhill (on a sled). [The Frisky]
Susan Sarandon was really funny and sweet on The Late Show. [Jezebel]

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23 Responses to ““‘The Karate Kid’ trailer makes me want to punch someone” links”

  1. Sumodo says:

    Was this LiLo thing a photo-op? Boy, she really was styled. Not!

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  2. SamSam says:

    Karate Kid remake.. Proof there is no god.

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  3. macaquinha says:

    he doesn’t paint a fence!!!!! xD

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  4. benny says:

    Dear God, that looks bad! Did Jackie Chan take the kid to the great wall of China to teach him karate? WTF?

    The “acting” is atrocious.

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  5. viper says:

    What a load of horse shit mixed in camel spit. What a way of raping a great movie. I loved the first karate kid for two reasons:

    The Kid was a girl
    The master was a of the art and not a dancer.

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  6. macaquinha says:

    the kid was a girl?? you must me thinking on the horrible karate kid with hilary swank bdachhhh i liked the first 2 with the guy (Ralph Macchio) who is now in ugly betty

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  7. Miss Thang says:

    So let me get this straight… They live in the ghetto, but they get out of the ghetto to move to China…where they can only afford to live in another ghetto?
    *grumble grumble*

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  8. omondieu says:

    I don’t think that having the kid waxing a car and painting a fence would have been very politically correct choices on the writers’ parts…

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  9. p3rp3tu4 says:

    I thought that was Robert Downy Jr

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  10. wow says:

    This reminds me of just how much I miss Mr. Miagi (Pat Morita).

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  11. Lem says:

    I love me some Jackie Chan!!!

    @ least no one let Steven Segal re-make it.

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  12. bo says:

    I like that Lainey was the the subject of the link. Lainey is probably more newsworthy than Eminem these days.

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  13. Kayleigh says:

    I like the part where those two awful parents of those boys have to pay over $40k for their stupid hoax. GO JUSTICE!

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  14. EMV says:

    I think Hollywood needs to some up with some new ideas. Karate Kid was a great movie series and to mess with it is insane. You cannot compare Jackie Chan to Pat Morita. This remake is ridiculous.

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  15. Goddess711 says:

    “Take of your jacket. Put it on. Hang it up.” is NOT “wax on, wax off.” Still, I think it’d be something my kids would want to see. Daddy Smith gots him some competition in his boy.
    And holyf**k what happened to Jackie Chan???? He looks ancient and..well….like he’s abusing alcohol in a biggggg wayyyy!

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  16. Aspie says:

    Not looking forward to seeing this one…no one can touch the original. Will Smith’s kid is a total cutie though.

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  17. Iggles says:

    This remake is ridiculous!!! FAIL!

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  18. viper says:

    CHUCK NORRIS in this would have been gold.

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  19. Neelyo says:

    Can’t stand that Smith kid. His ego is just as big as his Dad’s without the long career to back it up. Nepotism must be stopped especially when it results in bad movies like that.

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  20. Munkey says:

    LMAO @ “the original Karate Kid was a girl”

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  21. k says:

    That movie just looks stupid/funny. Jackie Chan must be hard for money. Will Smith’s kid is simply trying to score as many roles as possible. Why doesn’t the Smith Family produce a show for their kids then? There’s no point in having them be in dumb projects for no reason????

    This is only going to appeal to kids 4-7 who are in need of a nap. This badly written movie will put them down quick.

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  22. aqiqahonline says:

    I have experince with karate kid. I can remember it, this is funny

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