“Jennifer Lopez in a denim onesie” links

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Jennifer Lopez‘s pale blue onesie isn‘t as bad as you would think. [LaineyGossip]
That was fast: Avatar 2 already being plotted. [Pajiba]
Spike Lee directs a tribute video for Michael Jackson‘s “This Is It”. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Mark Wahlberg says David Beckham ruined the neighborhood. [Starpulse]
Ted Nugent says Pres. Obama makes him want to throw up. [Hollywood Rag]
Lily Allen topless in Harper‘s Bazaar Russia (NSFW). When isn‘t she topless? [Egotastic]
One of Sarah Jessica Parker‘s babies is a ginger, but you can‘t tell. [A Socialite Life]
Nick Cannon is a glorified assistant, of course. [Celebslam]
Padma Lakshmi has a portrait of herself over her bed. At least it‘s not a centaur. [The Frisky]
Korea‘s W Magazine photoshopped Demi Moore‘s hip back in. [Jezebel]
Jessica Szohr is Teen Vogue’s February cover girl. [CoverAwards]

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  1. Pont Neuf says:

    J.Lo’s face looks quite well… Her make up artist is really good. Lately she had been looking rather rough and the soft colours mellow her features quite a lot. However, those extensions look like someone took a couple of foxes’ tails and stuck them on top of her head.

    As for her outfit, I’m surprised all of those buttons didn’t shoot around and kill half of the event’s attendants. She’s always had a horribly ugly and chunky body, and this outfit doesn’t help her. Honey, wear a corset and Spanx – our eyes will thank you for it.

    This goes to prove that a team of good publicists can delude the public into thinking that anything is beautiful.

  2. heb says:

    Dude that looks like a corduroy onesie

  3. yadira says:

    Wow, Marky Mark sure doesn’t hold back when it comes to idiotic comments. I’m sure the papz weren’t already staking out stars in Hollywood dumbass. Maybe David Beckham brought them over from overseas?

    JLO looks like she is starring in a 70s wild west movie. WTH? She has a terrific figure but her arrogance ruins anything positive about her

  4. diva says:

    The material is actually corduroy which makes it even more hideous. Last time I checked all my various fashion magazines I didn’t see corduroy catsuits in the designer collections.

  5. Jana says:

    Honey, keep the ghetto IN the ghetto!

  6. Goddess711 says:

    Holy retro, are they casting for another Charlie’s Angel movie?

  7. Sumodo says:

    That jumpsuit is cutting J-Lo in half (averts eyes).

  8. Essie says:

    That onesie needs to be just about a size bigger!! Those buttons are working like crazy to stay closed and look at that crotch!! Girl, honey, PLEASE!! Learn to dress. You a long way from the ghetto!! Act like it!!

  9. Cinderella says:

    That outfit looks like something she wore 10 years ago. It looks familiar.

  10. DrM says:

    @ point neuf – “ugly/chunky” did you snort eggnog up your nose this morning or what??? I’m not a JLO fan (not since On the 6 anyway) but even I have the eyes in my head to see she is in no way “chunky”. Perhaps a pic of yourself for comparison n’est pa?

    Girlfriend just looks a tad boring, either of those pieces with something else…all good…together…too much of one colour.

  11. ! says:

    I think her body is looking great. What really kills the outfit is the shoes! UGH.

  12. Neelyo says:

    You’re right Cinderella. Around the time of the JLO album, she wore one of those things in dark denim, short sleeves and more cleavage. This is a little better.

  13. Ana says:

    I actually like the shoes…but the outfit is too small!!!

  14. Cristi says:

    you guys said it- i didn’t realize it was 1973. She wants so badly for us to think she’s from the block and all that bs, but you’re just another rich, snotty 50 year old, so let it go. no one buys it!

  15. Roma says:

    I read the headline as “Jennifer Love Hewitt” in a denim onesie… Never in my life would I have thought I’d be so relieved to see J-LO.

  16. jzhz says:

    The bod and makeup look great; it’s nice to see a woman with a nice body, who looks like a woman, not like a boy with boobs.

  17. Cat says:

    Geez Marky! Way to blame the victim!! And btw, some of us do watch soccer.

  18. Ogechi says:

    @Pont Neuf: You are one of the most irritable nuisance on this honourable forum. How dare u say such thing abt one of the most beautiful and well dressed woman in the world. Let me tell u, even your mother and u joined tgeda can not be like JLO. Swallow a chill pill and know how to respect somebody else’s wife. JLO is not only pretty but has the most irresistable body to die for. Alot of women go for plastic surgery just to look like her & it doesnt matter how many times a cloth is worn, what matters most is the poise and the carriage. JLO has it..Go JLO, i love u,and u rock.

  19. NicoleAM says:

    I couldn’t sworn I saw her wearing something similar a good decade ago….IDK, but anyway this is tacky.

  20. Heaven-bound says:

    @ Ogechi:

    And you are the least articulate one on this forum.
    You can’t spell for squat.

  21. skibunny says:

    She’s not chunky but her ass is rather large and she cant sing!
    Everyone has a right to their own opinion!!!!!

  22. Dhavy says:

    I saw another picture of the same event but she had that stupid open mouth look that she does lately. JLo is a has been and she was very famous when there were women that can actually sing were singing.She’s a pretty woman but she’s full of herself; I usually watch her movies because of her co-stars (George Clooney, Mathew McConaughey)she should just stick to movies and maybe she can still remain in the limelight

  23. Ogechi says:

    @Heaven-Bound:
    i am not here for any essay competition/writing competion. You said i am the least articulate? u must be wallowing in self hallucinatory deception!!!Let me tell you, i hold an Hounours in Communication arts and a Masters Degree Administration in one of the best univerties in Africa, i am an exec in my office. I abbreviate alot and provided it’s understandable, i don’t give a damn. This is not a forum to interprete one’s intellectual capabilities and d/4 wld be absurd to judge. We are from different works of life, you shouldnt try to look down on pple bcos you may be at the lower level than the person you try to insult. I have tried not to judge pple severally on this forum does not mean that i am least articulate!!!

  24. Heaven-bound says:

    @ Ogechi:

    You just demonstrated it once again. You can’t spell, and on top of that you have low self-esteem.

  25. Ogechi says:

    @Heaven Bound:
    ok i cant spell, low self esteem? u are very pathetic!!! u are actually suffering from inferiority complex. My full names are ogechi ohalee, so u can not get to where i have, i wonder why u think dtdignified lady is suffering from ur ‘disease’. My friends asked me to ignor u bcos according to them, u sound so frustrated and jobless. Am leaving you to wallow in ur shallow life. Keep on digging threads to know who is spelln well and who aint.

  26. Ogechi says:

    BTW @Heaven Bound

    I think am ok talking wt sm1 like u

  27. Heaven-bound says:

    @ Ogechi:

    My goodness lady, you sound like you are crazy.
    Please make no ridicules assumptions about me. I have an awesome job and life, and I love CB for the entertainment it provides. Please stop making a fool of yourself. Take a chill-pill, and a spelling course, because you make no sense.

  28. Ogechi says:

    @Heaven Bound

    Madam/Mr spelling i make no sense yet u reply? As i said, u are sure a frustrated jobless nuisance!!! Celebitchy entertains me but not a looser like u. Am surprised that am even condescendn replying u!!!

  29. spiceh says:

    her makeup looks good, the outfit is ugly, however she can’t sing, she can’t act…so yes, even though she’s quite pretty at times, I’d hope she STFU and go away.

  30. marci davis says:

    why do all ogechis in silver city new mexico look like bushwhacks
    . lmao

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