It looks like Kaiser was right – mistress Rachel Uchitel is gunning to be the next Mrs. “look the other way at the sparkly jewelry” Woods. Entertainment Tonight reports that Tiger emerged from his party boat to attend a holiday party on Uchitel’s arm. The two were spotted holding hands at a big shindig on Sunday.
First word out of Palm Beach, Florida…
Was Tiger Woods partying in Palm Beach?
That’s what sources tell ET, and Woods wasn’t alone. Rumors that Tiger and reported mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel were spotted holding hands and mingling with about three hundred other partygoers Sunday night inside a private mansion in Palm Beach, Florida.
Some even say the couple is living together in Palm Beach, where Woods’ yacht is reportedly docked and where Uchitel has even been photographed.
Reports also surfaced that the couple partied together Saturday night at the Everglades Club in Palm Beach.
[From ETOnline]
Instead of going to the press and cashing in with a quick interview, Uchitel got a hefty settlement and is in it for the long haul. She doesn’t care that Tiger’s mistress list has reached over a dozen, she’s the head bitch and she’s going to run things from now on. Tiger needed some fake boobs to lean on after the scandal and Uchitel flew right down to provide some synthetic cushioning. She’s also selling her condo in Vegas with the help of OK! Magazine so that she can be by Tiger’s side full time.
Tiger ultimately did leave his wife for Rachel as he promised in that rambling e-mail. He had to get busted first, but she doesn’t care. She’s getting paid handsomely for her services. It beats wrangling up celebrities for clubs. Meanwhile Rachel is modeling her bikini on the beach and issuing dumb denials to celebrity outlets. She has cover all her bases in case the Tiger gig runs out sooner rather than later.
In related Tiger news, his high profile infidelity is estimated to have cost his sponsors over $12 billion in lost revenue from tanking stock prices. The good news is that the companies who said that they would stand by tiger, EA Games, Gatorade and Nike, lost the most revenue as a result. Maybe Tag Heuer will rethink their pledge to “stand with Tiger” and suffer a loss.
Update: People magazine reports that Rachel was partying by herself at a club on Saturday night. I’m thinking that this story comes straight from Rachel/Tiger’s camp, particularly since it includes the incredibly dubious quote “Rachel was much prettier than I had expected after seeing photos of her. She had a great body, too.” Please, you just pushed it too far with the “great body” crap. How transparent can this woman be?
Rachel Uchitel is shown in NY on 12/10/09. Credit: JDH/JCP/WENN.com
“She doesn’t care that Tiger’s mistress list has reached over a dozen, she’s the head bitch and she’s going to run things from now on” — Celebitchy, you have won the Tiger Woods Smackdown!
Disgusting.
This is gross and really upsetting. I guess he really doesn’t care about his family or his image.
hmmmm — wonder how she’ll feel when he cheats on her as well.
they deserve each other. 2 phoney losers.
hope he never gets to see his kids again and Elin gets his entire fortune!
Go Elin!
Party of 300 people and noone got a pic that could be worth $100,000 yeah right
To Tiger about Rachel: You can’t turn a ho into a housewife
To Rachel about Tiger: Once a cheater…always a cheater
These two deserve whatever comes to them, which, I believe, is probably herpes…
Team Elin!!!
It’s official Tiger Woods is totally unstable, if he thinks a “party girl” who has run through half of the famous and not so famous men in the nightclubs qualifies as girlfriend material. He must really have some serious issues, that he feels Rachel is worth losing his family and potential endorsements over. I am going to go with this story as not being true, since they don’t have any pictures and the pictures would be worth $250,000 and they would be all over the internet.
Think about it. He’s going for the “But I fell in love!” spin to try and save himself. It won’t work.
Here we go! Another circus! He will make this woman his wife. What a scumdog.
I’m with kim and diva. Surely SOMEBODY would have taken a pic of the two of them together by now.
I never realized before how truly unnattractive that woman is. The fake boobs and overly-collagened lips are frightening. Dude is crazy.
I’m with Kim. Show me a pic. 300 folks and no one snagged a photo?
Yeah right.
Not that I think he’s above it. I don’t. Unfortunately.
But I’m not buying this story without more than just heresay on celebitchy.
Okay, good for them. Obviously they truly want to be together. Life is too short to be in relationships and marriages that you no longer want to be in. Being that Tiger and Elin are apparently divorcing, its good that they both move on to relationships that matter to them; Tiger with Rachel and Elin with whoever she ends up seeing (if she’s not already).
If this story is true then he must feel a major relief that he doesn’t have to “pretend” anymore. He can be single and see whoever he wants to see now in public. Not too much difference from how he behaved while married, except now the charade will be gone.
I think the story may be true…
As far as there being no pics: sometimes @ fancy-schmancy parties with famous people, cell-phones and cameras are collected at the door. That doesn’t account for the press and/or photogs at the party (and surely, there must have been some), though, so I gotta wonder about that…
Tiger’s gone so far off the reservation, there’s no telling what he’s thinking or what sounds like a good idea to him. I only hope Elin gets out with the children and as much as she can, so she never has to give him a second thought.
blegh !
she looks like steven tyler, no offense to steven
divorce is tough, so why not
i hope he isn’t foolish enough to marry again, if its not his thing then all the better for him, uchitel is a fame ho,anyway ; she lawyered up with the california sasquach; Woods is in deep Kimchi, Elin could force his parade of ho’s through court, then sue him for putting her life in jeopardy, (umm, HIV, )
Haha, every mistress always believes that the guy is cheating on his wife because he wants to be with her, not because he just wants to be with a woman who he’s not married to. The minute this mistress of his becomes his wife, he’ll be looking for outside chicks again.
I was watching the live TMZ feed a few days ago and Harvey Levin actually said a relatively uncompromising photo of tiger woods right now would go for 1.5 million. Holding hands with the main mistress could easily sell for 2.5.
on a side note…Why would you get married if you were young making hundreds of gagillion dollars a year?
Sweet Jesus,George Clooney and Jack Nicholson are old and they understood pretty early.
God, way to show off those fake cans !!
I’m perplexed that knowing he’s going to be in an all out battle for the kids and money, why would he jeopardize that for this ..person? In love or not, you’d think he’d be a lot, lot more discreet.
He really has some issues, if this is true. I’m sure Rachel will be welcomed with open arms by the other golfers’ wives (not).
Oh no he didnt…..
OMG what a stupid, stupid man.
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They’re out in public.
What’s he supposed to be holding?
Lmao at the statement “She is the head mistress”. So funny!
If true, they deserve each other. Either way, it’s not helping his disastrous PR problems, but I bet he’s always thought he could do whatever he wanted with no repercussions.
She is in it for the long haul, so she’ll let him screw around. Heck, they’ll probably have bedroom guests on a regular basis. These two freaks deserve each other.
If the sponsorships dry up, there’s always Vivid.
I hope Elin gets everything, I really do.
X17 claims Tiger has been at a rehab for several days in Arizona these gossip sites and shows are clueless
He had to pay this woman millions of dollars to keep her mouth shut and now he is parading her around as his girlfriend? Tiger WTF?
if tiger wanted his wife he would not cheat on her…… if he wanted this one he would not have 10 more. tiger does not know what he wants..
I wonder how Tiger will feel years down the road when his daughter is disgusted by his actions and wants nothing to do with him. I hope his son didn’t inherit his arrogance.
I am glad people are thinking. I’ve been wondering about why there are no pictures, not just now, but through everthing that has been going on for the last three years. Nobody is that good. Show me the pictures. That’s what I want.SHOW ME THE PICTURES.Talk is cheap.
No one but an anonymous source claims to have seen this, i say bs on it. If they were there there would be a picture especially with 300 guests. leave Tiger alone already, he’s lost his family, he did not commit murder
Folks talking about his kids are out of line. What goes on between two married people is between them. His relationship with his children is separate. Just because he doesn’t want to be with Elin doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to be with his kids.
As far as she taking everything: Please!!!! She didn’t putt one ball. Leave with what you came with.
GatsbyGal has it exactly right. Good luck with that, Rach.
His behavior affects his kids, regardless of his relationship with his wife. The disruption and public disrespect of his wife and family will have long-term consequences on the self-esteem of BOTH kids. Clearly, his father’s philandering affected him.
I always make sure my girls are displayed prominently, fake tan as orange as I can get it, and protect my lower abdomen (preggers??) with a ripped bag from Zegna when I go out, just like U-Can-Tell.
Also, we’re assuming that marriage means the same thing to everyone. Maybe she doesn’t really care who he’s messing around with, as long as she gets to be his spouse. We have no idea.
We knew she was a slut, now we know she’s a STUPID slut. Good luck with that, Rachel, I’m sure Tiger is madly in love with you and would NEVER cheat on you…HAHAHA!
She needs to be very careful. The “hell hath no fury” thing is around for a reason. Accidents happen. Who would be sad about that one? I’d be the first one to laugh “Karma, Bitch!”
True, jzhz.
Why do people give that trash any attention.
Elin, hurry up and sort out the divorce and get some money before this guy loses it all.
Even if he stays with Uchitel, he’ll cheat. He met her on the pretext of cheating behind his wife’s back, so he’ll be the same pathetic philandering moron and do it again. Besides, he’s on the way to ruining his finances. Tag Heuer may be idiotically chauvinistic by displaying their tacky support, but who really gives a crap about watches or buys Tag Heuer? Celebrities buy other high profile watch brands that don’t associate themselves with idiots like Woods.
He’ll end up giving Elin a ton of money and signing away the rights to his kids. It seems clear they were only to boost his image, and since it’s blown, he can cut them loose, too.
He’s a piece of $hit.
Anybody else laughed their a** off at the article on Cafe Mom – John Gray says it’s all Elin’s fault because she didn’t have enough of the Big O’s with Tiger LMAO! Would help a lot if he were home giving ’em to her! John Gray is such a chauvenistic pig, it’s astounding that he published anything!
SHAME, I CANT BLV THAT I ONCE DEFENDED THIS IRRESPNSBLE FOOL
Lunettes to hide wonky eye.
You guys are so lame. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Damn, I see why bloggers are getting paid. They make up all kinds of shit and you dumb motherfuc@#$% KEEP falling for it.
Tiger and Elin somewhere working on their relationship and you idiots really, REALLY think he would go hard and lose the rest of his endorsements, take a break from golf, stay out of limelight, to then be seen with the “jumpoff” that started it all?! THINK PEOPLE- Oh heck, a alien just landed in BMORE. Call the president!!!! LOL!!
Tiger has only lost 1 sponsor the consulting firm
So where are the pictures then? Of her emerging from the yacht? C’mon.
Ugh, the whole hypocritical mess. The people who are dropping Tiger’s endorsements are all CEO-type men who are more than likely cheating on THEIR wives. It’s because HE GOT CAUGHT that he’s dog meat, not because these worldly and ungodly detractors are any better than he is. I think Tiger was set up to fall, and walked into the trap. Now he has to chew his arm off to escape. I don’t like him and never understood the fanfare surrounding these athletes or celebs…..but I feel he is a victim of other hypocrites like himself. The blind leading the blind, and it’s all been neatly scripted.
And what’s her real age?
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