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The men of the People’s Choice awards last night were a buffet of hotness. I was even feeling the love for Hugh Jackman, and usually I could take or leave him. But I digress – the biggest shock of the night was that Johnny Depp showed up to collect his award! Not only did Depp get “Favorite Movie Star” he got “Favorite Movie Star of the Decade”. It was pretty cool. Now, I don’t want to anger the Depp-loonies out there, but was it just me, or did Depp seem very out-of-it? Like he was sick or something? He didn’t look to great either. It made me wonder if he was fighting the flu or something like that. Sacha Baron Cohen was kind of delicious, though. I love him when he wears a suit and uses that posh British accent:
George Lopez had maybe the funniest joke of the evening. He presented the “Favorite Movie Actress” to Sandra Bullock, but he introduced the nominees as “the five white women who haven’t slept with Tiger Woods.” It wasn’t as naughty as it could have been, but it was probably dirtier than the People’s Choice producers wanted.
Jim Parsons (from The Big Bang Theory) is one of my new favorites. I love his little Southern accent! He’s such a cutie, and I love that he dropped a “y’all” in his acceptance speech. Adorable!
Mmm… Hugh Jackman. He was looking really, really good, wasn’t he? I loved when he thanked his wife Deb and his kids. He took home the award for Favorite Action star – he beat out Gerard Butler! Damn him! No, I get it. I probably would have picked Hugh as well.
Let me ask you something… am I dork for being insanely attracted to Eli Roth? He’s really hot, right? I mean, he came on stage and my nipples got hard. Too much? I don’t know what it is about him…
Speaking of hard nipples, Josh Holloway. What I would do to those dimples.
Anyway, those were just my favorite guys of the night. There were other dudes as well. I’m sure some of you get hot for Ryan Reynolds, but I find him meh. Ashton Kutcher won some sort of bullsh-t prize for the Internet or Twitter or something, and he seemed really full of himself. Chevy Chase seemed drunk. It wasn’t the best awards show, but it seemed like fun, I guess. Whatever. I’m still thinking about a Josh Holloway and Eli Roth sandwich.
George Lopez, Ashton Kutcher and Chevy Chase, Credit: WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Awards, Awards Shows, Johnny Depp
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Johnny is not looking so good – fat & bloated – what’s up?
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Johnny, shower, shower, Johnny.
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Hugh needs to back away from the spray tan. or at least get it sprayed evenly…
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Yes i agree Johnny did not look great at all!!!! I like Eli Roth I think he is cute, not hot but cute.
I just watched the Proposal and it reminded me why I used to LOVE Ryan Renyolds so much. He is so flipping hot in that movie!! Now if he would only smarten up and dump his wife!!
And Hugh Jackman can eat crackers in my bed ANY day!!!
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WTH Johnny looks awful here. Still love him though.
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Hey Johnny, got a comb? An iron? A bathtub?
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i must be crazy..but johnny depp could take a dump on that stage & i would still be in love!! I just love his strange lil arse!
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Depp needs a shower.
ANd his face looks strange.
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johnny looks like shit, his face is all bloated and he looks like a need a hot bath, nastyyyyy
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to me johnny depp always looks like a woman and his face is getting even worse. he grosses me out and I dont get why people find him so attractive.
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Josh Holloway is SMOKIN hot. Going to miss seeing his face every week once LOST is over this year!
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Mmmmm, Eliiiiiiiiiii. Mmmmmm!
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I love, worship, and adore Johnny, but yes, he is looking bloated lately!
Josh H. on the other hand…you’re right, the dimples are delicious!
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Hello! Eli!!
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George Lopez nice joke, hope TW was watching-snap!
Josh Holloway-mmmeeeeeeow, that voice of his could melt butter.
Depp-talented actor but looks always 2 steps from homelessness-Rachel Zoe help this man out!
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And exactly, how do we know Depp did not shower? What evidence is there that he didn’t?
Maybe he is sick with a cold or something. Not as if some other stars don’t go around looking unkempt all the time.
Ill or not Depp looks good to me. I wouldn’t kick him to the curb.
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I’ve never minded the scruffiness before so it must be something else..let’s see…his face looks fat, he’s losing his chin and trying to cover that with the goatee
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You are not alone on Eli…So cute
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Depending on where he flew in from to attend Depp could just be exhausted and jet-lagged. He is 46 after all.
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Johnny is looking like a bad impersonation of himself. I am a JD devotee, but I have to say he definitely looks bloated and scraggly.
Are he and Brad Pitt part of the same anti-hotness program?
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Depp, from 21 Jumpstreet to serious and accomplished actor. Escapes the excesses of Hollywood, lives in small town in France. Good for him. For those that say he doesn’t look good, is he shooting a movie? Jet lagged? He’s 46 or so now, looks fine to me.
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i thought it was common knowledge that depp spends a lot of time in LA, but pays off people so he can have his privacy
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Wait, wait, wait. Sandra Bullock looks good! What’s up with that?
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Johnny Depp looks awful, strung out, high, just awful… I love him as an actor, and he has battled his demons in the past, but it looks to me like he fell off the wagon…
Also Hugh Jackman hot??? FALSE. The man is as orange as a pumpkin.
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Please don’t tempt me with the promise of a hot man buffet, and then offer me pictures of Johnny looking unkempt, that scrawny kid, Eli Roth (wtf?), Chevy Chase, George Lopez, etc. That wasn’t very nice.
LL Cool J was the hottest thing there.
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Sawyer! How I’ve missed you.
Johnny Depp – yeah you guys pretty much have it captured with the shower thing. I wonder why he never dropped the “y” off of his name and become Jon Depp like some of the actors do to sound more adult? I guess he didn’t have to because he has talent.
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Eli is bringing the hotness, i think its the beard…
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Johnny looks like he is on Prednisone! His face is so bloated. As for Eli, Yum yum! I <3 when he is on Tmz doing “Jew, Not a Jew!” So cute!
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Johnny did seem a bit off, maybe he is a bit under the weather. Still looks good to me.
I’ve been secretly crushing on Eli Roth for a few months now and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one and yes, I follow him on Twitter.
LL Cool J…um…damn…um YES PLEASE!
Love Jim Parsons…sexy geeks need love too.
Kaiser, I agree with you about Sacha Baron Cohen.
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“Let me ask you something… am I dork for being insanely attracted to Eli Roth? He’s really hot, right? I mean, he came on stage and my nipples got hard. Too much? I don’t know what it is about him…”.. Rock hard…he is totally yummy…
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yeah, i agree that he seemed off, intoxicated in some way. Which as most people know he has had issues with sobriety, and from everything i know he never did put the bottle down (he has never claimed to be sober, and everybody talks about drinking with him) i don’t think he ever really did “sober”. look at the tmz video from like 2 months ago, he was tanked. alcohol can really add the appearance of bloat.
also, yeah, he does live in LA a lot of the time, he just doesnt go to pap hot spots and get photographed.
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Johnny looks like s+it but still love him.
He should get the “favourite movie star of the century too”.
Josh Holloway looks bloated lately, he was yummy just on Lost series 1 & 2.
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oh and calling him john depp would be weird. and maybe one of the most boring names in hollywood. i kinda hate it when celebrities decide midway through their career they want to be called something else. its odd and seems egotistical. i don’t think he thinks about his name as a way to show he is more mature now, i would assume its his name, always has been always will be.
also, “john depp” is his dad…and he’s not his dad, from what i’ve heard of him that may be his point of view.
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I don’t care how Johnny looks – I will always lust after him. : )
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maybe johnny was tired, had too much pasta the night before, hungover, whatever, who cares. all i can see is that very open shirt…yum
also, it’s kind of his thing. look at all the other dudes – they are all totally manicured, pressed, manufactured – i have no problem with a polished-looking man, im just saying johnny looks like if he opens his mouth, something jack sparrow-ish will come out. johnny doesnt give an F. love him. and, if he DID simply wash his hair and pull it off his face, he’d be blowing away the other dudes. the man’s bone structure is for the ages.
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Never understood the whole Johnny Depp craze…Sexiest Man Alive my ass!
Eli Roth is soooooo adorable! And yes Sasha could definitely get it
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Josh. Holloway. *drooooooool*
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Johnny Depp just seems like an amazing person all around. Of course I don’t know him or anything but really for his age he looks great, especially if all the alcohol stuff is true.
Sascha Baron Cohen and LLCoolJ tie for second for me. I was so shocked the first tiem I saw SBC that way and not in his Ali G or Borat get up. When he talked, I am sure panties dropped. And how old is LLCoolJ and still he looks good enough to eat.
But the winner for me is Eli Roth. I most definitely wouldn’t kick him out of bed. I am not much for beards but it looks so sexy on him. Plus the way he smiles and seems like a pretty nice person (I am just assuming from his Twitter, DVD extas etc.). And he certainly sounds to be very appreciative of his fans (ahem, blueberry incident) and down to earth.
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bk <3 johnny, sacha, jim parsons and eli roth, too!
Johnny is timeless, my lust will never wane.
I love how Sacha has managed to make a career out of his twisted sense of humor instead of banking his undeniable good looks.
It was instant love when the Bear Jew came on in Basterds – found out afterward that Eli Roth makes those icky movies but that is his ONLY turnoff.
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Johnny Depp quit smoking in the past year I think that is where his weight gain has come from, and yea Josh Holloway is hotness!
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Eli Roth and that beard of his , damnnnn .
I’m obsessed with this guy .
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My Two Cents- Johnny always shows up for the awards given by the fans. He is always genuinely appreciative of his fans and gracious. He seemed off, but I took it as more of discomfort.
As if he were thinking: “god I hate these things, I dont want to be here and you all really shouldnt be awarding me, because I feel ridiculous”
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Johnny looks dirty and old…just like he always does.
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dude: (#7)Diet Coke almost out the nose…nice one, I’m still laughing. Also, I agree.
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Eli Roth…Hostel….Grindhouse…I just …can’t….
Agree on the Josh Holloway dimples…adorable!
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Ohhh YEAZZZZ Johnny looks hot!
Wonder if they’re starting to film the next Pirates? He’s looking dirty hot, not Brad Pitt dirty yuck.
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Very good writing. I am glad your posting that. I hope you can accept my apology for my less good English Skills, I am from France and English is sort of new to me. I will bookmark your blog and keep reading.
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Yum, thanks for this post. Mmmmmmmm. Eli is adorable–I’d hit it.
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Gosh so many hot men!
Johnny Depp did look bad but his talent makes up for everything.
Josh Holloway….the best reason for watching Lost
Ryan Reynolds OMG I fell in love with those abs when I saw him in Blade, he might not be the best looking one of the bunch but I love his sarcastic humor.
I don’t understand why Hugh Jackman looks so orange, I’ve see a lot of pictures of him at the beach lately, no need for spray!
Jim Parsons-funniest one in the show
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RPattz should have won. WTF at Johnny stealing all of RPattz’s awards nowadays.
Johnny Depp looked really weird. Kind of bloated. I can’t hate him though. I’ve loved Johnny forever.
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oh my johnny… how i love thee
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“Let me ask you something… am I dork for being insanely attracted to Eli Roth? He’s really hot, right?”
You’re not a dork. He’s dirty hot. FILTHY hot. Do-anything-you-want-to-me hot. Yum.
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Way to go Johnny! Lovely to behold, a truly honorable guy, with an unmatched career. A risk taker with rare abilities. Johnny is a one of a kind thesp.
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