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New Bond Daniel Craig can’t play cards or drive a stick shift, and he doesn’t like guns or speedboats. He also demands baby lotion and nail files, and got a widdle rash while filming “Casino Royale” in the sun.
He’s going to redeem himself with full frontal nudity and a lot of hot sex scenes for the film, and at least he’s super-buff and has a great six-pack going for him - or maybe not. He loved the dumplings so much while filming in Prague that producers were forced to hire him a personal trainer:
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OMG - he almost ruined his single qualification for playing Bond! He’s back in shape now, though, but the guy doesn’t have a clue. Maybe the movie will be hot, though, and we’ll see it just to get a glimpse.
Update: Pictures removed on request.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Daniel Craig, Movies, Weak, Weight gain
5 Responses to “Daniel Craig is not only a wuss - he’s fat!”
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He is an attractive guy. It’s just with all these stories about him coming out he doesn’t seem very tough or bond-like! The new Bond is a metrosexual I guess.
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Yeah exactly, like I said - I like him and think he looks great, but he doesn’t seem suitable for this role.. He once dated this German actress called Heike Makatsch, that’s why I’ve known him before..
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I googled her, and I guess I know her from Love, Actually, since she looked familiar. He is hot but I wonder how tall he is since he looks short. I will have to look that up.
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Yeah, Heike Makatsch was in Love, Actually, too. I just know her from a lot of German movies, you know, and I always liked her. I recently saw her at a kind of film festival and they asked her what she thinks of her ex-boyfriend being James Bond now and she said “That’s a another stupid question” and left - I thought that was kinda odd, because they haven’t been dating in a long time, she shouldn’t be that easily offended by that! Although I could imagine that she’s kinda jealous because throughout their relationship, she’s always been the more successful actress and now he’s becoming JAMES BOND ^^
Angelika:
At the beginning I was shocked by the decision of Daniel Craig picking for playing James Bond, but the more scenes and trailers I see, the more I like him - he doesn’t fit that well into the dark-haired, charming Bond-type, but I actually think he looks pretty hot and mysterious..
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