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God help us all. Lovers Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are in the studio together, making “sweet music”. You thought I was going to write “making sweet love” didn’t you? I’m sure they’re doing that too. Just not in the studio. In a bed, missionary style, because that’s the way Papa Joe always said God wanted it. Anyway, Jessica tweeted about the “session” (musical, not love-making) and even put up two photos featuring none other than her lover Billy. Oh, Jessica’s expressions in these photos is killing me. Poor Jessica. Why do I even say that anymore. Just take it as a given that no matter what, I’m thinking “poor Jessica.”
Whether Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are an item, one thing is for sure: the two are committed to making sweet music together.
Tuesday night Simpson was clearly on cloud nine about holing up in the studio with the Smashing Pumpkins front man. She wasn’t shy about sharing her enthusiasm with the internet world, tweeting updates and photos from their session together.
“He braids my prayers,” mused an over-the-moon Simpson about working with Corgan. In one snapshot, she looks on in awe as he strums in the guitar.
Despite her seeming infatuation with and admiration for Corgan, Simpson also set aside some Twitter space for former flame Tony Romo.
“I have always believed in the ‘BOYS!!! ALWAYS!” she wrote about his recent football victories, even posting an accompanying photo of her in a Dallas Cowboys jersey.
Hmm, maybe she is keeping her options open!
[From Radar Online]
So, it’s looking like Billy Corgan is going to be around for a little while. He likes her enough to help her with her music career, bless his heart. Maybe he really is “caught up in her mystique”. Or maybe he just like big boobs and blonde hair. A little from column A, a little from column B. And even though they seem like a really weird couple to me, maybe they really care for each other…? Oh, poor Jessica.
All photos courtesy of Jessica’s Twitter, some credited to Kristen Burns.
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Written by Kaiser
Posted in Billy Corgan, Jessica Simpson, Music
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Maybe he just wants a dumb girl with big boobs to stare at him worshipfully for hours on end.
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oh dear
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this will be horrible.
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I wish Jessica could just find her true love already!
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Well, I am sure I will not be listening to it, but good for them!
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I actually hope there is something good going on here, just so Jess could have a nice “I told you so moment”.
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LOL@ Kaiser: In a bed, missionary style, because that’s the way Papa Joe always said God wanted it.
Oh, and yes, we can all see her mystique in that last pic.
Seriously though, if Billy is helping her with her musical career that’s great as long as he and Jess are truly collaborating and Pimpa Joe stays out of it!
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Cowboys suck…GO REDSKINS! My husband loves the Cowboys, so it’s always interesting around here, LOL. At least he’s got his priorities straight when it comes to college…WVU ALL THE WAY BABY!
Aaand WTF does Billy see in her? I expected better from him…but I could also ask, what does she see in him? He’s no looker himself. But hey, whatever works, I guess. Blech.
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The 1990s are officially over.
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I don’t know, I find it very weird. He usually likes creative women who are tied into art… Jessica seems so, well, simple. That being said, rather her than Courtney Love!
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You forgot “by the fire” at the end of “make sweet love” lol k just kidding. Honestly, i vividly remember being at a concert and cheering at something he said and he was soooo annoyed that people were cheering while he was talking that he just stopped talking and refused to interact with the audience thereafter. He came across as a bit of douche which is unfortunate because he is so talented.
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Thsi realationship is totally wierd, IMO. What could they possibly have in common?
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@Bodhi — Just what I was thinking. Must be Ken Paves. Ken must be making Billy a toupee.
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Marilyn Monroe & Arthur Miller… odder couples have happened…
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Here she goes again… broadcasting her shit on twitter, gushing over a guy she’s dated a couple of months TOPS. why must she be so clingy and desperate for attention? I think a part of her wants her relationships to fail so she can have another public pity party. I mean it is the only thing keeping her relevant these days.
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I already knew he had bad taste in women…and I used to be crushing on him quite hard in high school (college senior now)…but this disturbs me..it disturbs me and I want the badness to go away…GO AWAY!
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I’m sure her tits have nothing to do with it.
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here we go again. what is it with these celebs who think they have to live every damn relationship out loud?
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Well, I guess if you’d been dating Courtney Love, Jessica would seem like kind of a break.
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I think it might have been courtney who said he likes dumb silent girls with big boobs in black roll necks…
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This is such a weird relationship.
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Is it just me, or does Jessica look a little like Kirstie Alley in the bottom picture…?
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Ew, he’s so pear-shaped!
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What kind of music are they making? Their musical styles couldn’t be more different. I read he previously was w/ Tila the “lesbian.” Clearly the guy likes ‘em dumb. Hey Jess, makes sure he wears a rubber, knowing where he’s been!
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I love it, it’s like the twilight zone. Can’t wait to hear the beautiful music they make together.
Next odd couple: Marilyn Manson and Miley Cyrus.
AAAHhhhhhhh Oh no i scare myself.
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If she sang some Smashing Pumpkins songs it might actually be an improvement over Billy Corgan’s nasally wails.
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I hope she does not make another round in the magazines about how this is the love of her life and how she wants to get marry. Like she did Romo and don’t even talk about that weird incident were her mom said to the paparazzi that Jessica was marry to Romo while Jessica giggle at her side.
Romo is a douche but I feek bad for him for having to deal with that psycho family/
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why is she so “in love” with every man she f****? why.
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I am going to interpret this headline as “Jessica Simpson & Billy Corgan are making SWEET music together”
with “SWEET music” being a euphemism for “doing it”,
because that sounds less horrific to me than the story being reported.
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Hey, I wonder if she’s going to shave her head and start wearing hooded capes!
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I used to love The smashing pumpkins and also Corgan’s solo album, but the man is turning more and more into a caricature of himself. He is just ridiculous, really.
I won’t be surprised to hear silly country songs from him.
Is well-known that he has bad taste in women but his reaching the bottom, now he can only dig.
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“He braids my prayers?!” What the hey?
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I know people hate her, but… God, I really love her. I love her for everything she is and everything she isn’t. She is one of the few celebrities I would actually want as a friend in real life.
And I’m not being sarcastic either, I do genuinely get her appeal.
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