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After Brad and Angelina made a public appearance together last week, the tabloids are starting to do some backtracking from all their claims that the two are splitting up. The more audacious tabloids claimed that Brad was reuniting with his ex wife, Jennifer Aniston, based on the fact that both of them were at the same telethon at the same time. OK! ran a “Yes, they’re together again” cover with the banner “Exclusive” while Star claimed that Aniston told Pitt “I’ll take you back.” The split rumors originated with a story in British rag News of the World that stated that Brad and Angelina had visited a lawyer to sign some sort of agreement that would divide their assets in the event of a breakup.
Now OK! is trying to cover their butts for claiming that Brad was leaving Angelina for Jennifer. Their latest cover reads: “I still love Jen, but I can’t leave the kids” Tabloids rarely bother to correct their stories, so you know this is a big deal for OK! You can tell from the way the teaser article on OK!’s site is worded that they don’t have much new information and are just running with their earlier weak story. They quote “Brangelina” author Ian Halperin, a hack of the highest order, and promise “professional analysis on Brad’s usually unkempt beard,” and “photos of their most memorable happy moments.” The “professional analysis” is getting way out of hand with these two. We were subjected to US’s analysis of Angelina’s hastily signed signature yesterday and now it’s on to the beard that Brad is probably growing for a role.
Despite presenting a united front for awards season, glamorous couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship is dissolving, according to several sources. Friends of Brad say he sometimes regrets leaving Jennifer Aniston and actually still loves her, but he stays with Angie for his children’s sake.
“Brad was very calm and mellow and gave a great, funny speech — he had everyone on the floor with his imitation of Quentin,” a witness tells OK! of their appearance at the Director’s Guild Awards. “He and Angie seemed very happy.”
Or so they would have us believe: Ian Halperin, author of Brangelina: The Untold Story, predicts the couple will announce their split “when no one expects it.”
Exclusively in the new issue of OK!, learn professional analysis on Brad’s usually unkempt beard, photos of their most memorable happy moments and snapshots of Brad bonding with each member of his brood.
[From OK!]
I just want all this Brangelina speculation to end. I do think they’re having problems, but my opinion is based on solely superficial evidence and their circumstances. At least I admit that I’m jumping to conclusions and won’t make blanket statements about how they’re doomed or a split is imminent. Until they make an announcement, we just don’t know. They did make an announcement of sorts with their joint appearance last week, and for now we can assume they’re together. I’ve seen couples that seem happily married split up and people that seem miserable stay together for decades. It’s hard to tell either way.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Fake News, Jennifer Aniston, Tabloids
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Everyone has problems..money and fame can’t buffer a relationship with real life issues and disagreements..but are they nearing the end zone..I doubt it. Five years in a relationship and six children you just don’t say goodbye. Jennifer Aniston is no longer interested in Brad Pitt and why would she be? Besides what would the tabloids do? Declare bankruptcy?
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CB, How sad for couples who seem miserable to stay together.Why would any one do that to themselves? It is unfair on you, the kids and your family. No one looks miserable unless they are.
Brange speculation will not end because the Brange themselves are fueling it. I don’t see this as a back track, it is just another fabrication. Tabloids know that they have run out of the ‘split’ headlines. There just a given number of ways you can say a couple has split.
Brange love the media speculation and will tease the media till kingdom come. Well it is their choice but they should remember that they have kids who will soon be on the internet.
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I really don’t get how Brangelina and JA cope with all the media attention. I’m personnaly tired to hear about them all the time.
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I just don’t know what to say anymore. These ragmags are ridiculous and I can’t believe there are people who actually believe the stuff they write. Well, if they can speculate, so can I. I don’t believe Brad and Angelina are having any “problems” at all. I think they are two intelligent adults who love each other and love their kids and they have zero intention of breaking up. Brad also has double zero intention of returning to a woman he dumped years ago. It has been FIVE years. These ragmags need to just move on to something/someone else. This sh!t is getting old and tired!!!
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There is no smooth rltnship, i agree but I wish we can all leave them alone to sort out their problems[if there is any at the moment anyway]. It is unfair to always mention Jennifer Aniston in any story that involves of Brangelina. She has moved on well without Brad for five solid years.Why now?
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Careful Essie, don’t stake any money on that.
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Oh for Pete’s sake, given the marriage statistics in this country it’s a crap shoot whether anybody’s relationship will last. 50% of all first marriages end in divorce and the percentage is higher for subsequent marriages. A couple I know whose marriage I didn’t expect to last for three years just celebrated their 42nd anniversary. People need to back off and let this family lead their lives. That said, it’s kind of funny watching the tabloids backpedaling all over the place trying to find excuses for why Brad and Angie didn’t break up last week.
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don’t you know brad loves jenny so much that he dump her ass and then made three blond hair and blue eyed babies with someone else, so that some day he could get back with her, and the five of the can live happlity ever after… brad is so thoughtful he didn’t want jenny to ruin her perfect body.. true story
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Tabloids are trying REALLY hard!
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Gah! This triangle story will not die!
If (or when) Brange break up, be it in 5 minutes, 5 weeks, or 5 years.. Jen will be dragged into this.
Can’t you just see the headlines already.. “After 15 years together, Brad dumps Angie for Jen” *eye roll*
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how do these rags stay in business? i stopped buying them when they became brangelina pr machines.
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you know what’s scary? there are people who actually believe this shit.
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Dear Lord, it’s just like a soap opera. When will it end?! Is it the magazines doing this or Jen’s PR? I can’t imagine any woman wanting to be associated with a five year old divorce forever.
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I love the Shiloh begs daddy don’t go caption. A nifty little excuse to throw in the child’s pic on the cover. OK! is an example of true class.
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I’m seriously puzzled with this breakup outbreak. They did nothing to warrant it. There were nothing real to base this hype on, but usual anonimously blabbing sources, no pics, no documents leaked, no public fights witnessed, nothing!
I’m inclined to attribute it all to year long campain started by halperin with tabloids joining him. In previous years it was breakup rumor following wedding rumor following baby rumor following adoption rumor, tabloids were changing their tunes once in a while. In 2009 it was the same story all year breakup-breakup-breakup, even occasional baby rumors were always tied with breakup story like “Angelina gets pregnant to make Brad stay”. So after a year of hearing this crap it’s not surprising that people have a bad aftertaste in form of a feeling that something is wrong with brangelina even if they can’t quite point what exactly.
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CB, I’m in total agreement with your last paragraph.
I find it funny that all these tabloids are now claiming stuff happened at the telethon, even though the very next day there were reports they didn’t go anywhere near each other.
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If the Brange wanted, they would stop all this media circus, but they don’t, they enjoy it too much. Every minute of it. They are narcissists. In any case, there are those of us who enjoy this love triangle. Those who don’t should stop clicking on the links, simple.
That picture on the cover, Brad looks sad and defeated. Its in his eyes, poor sod.
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ursula how to you suppose they stop it hmm do tell
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For the record, I am never going to read anything that mentions Brad, Angelina or Jennifer. No comments, no nothing. I am so done with seeing these three. As a matter of fact, this goes for Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Octomom, Jon and Kate, Tiger and Elin. I am done with all of them. Too boring and repetitive for words. And most of it is bullshit.
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“SHILO BEGS:
DADDY,
DON’T GO”
I would love to work in one of those magazines. I bet the staff smoke pot and laugh their asses off all day writing this things. Seems like a real fun job.
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12.meme: am you know what’s scary? there are people who actually believe this shit
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Yep and perfect example of that is Ursula lol. She believe everything that the tabs write about Brangelina cause she is an expert on them
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18.bite me: ursula how to you suppose they stop it hmm do tell
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She wants them to come out and hold a press conference or issue a statement to the world, so she and the rest of the haters would say: See they are nothing but pr hos and think they are important lol.
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Well, if Brad’s acting happy for the sake of the children its probably the best acting he’s done in a while.
There once was an actor named Pitt,
Who had a bod we all wanted to hit,
But between Angie and Jen,
They sucked out all his zen,
And now he just looks like shit.
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@Alex: Ursula thinks that if she screams “They’ve already broken up!” long enough and loud enough, they will take the hint and break up. How mean and inconsiderate of Brad and Angie not to break up when Ursula wants them to.
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I don’t think people “don’t look miserable unless they are.” Kind of a weird blanket statement. People (especially PARENTS) can be tired, have a headache, etc. They can also be tired of paps shoving cameras in their faces as they walk out of a restaurant. Couples can even have fights or disagreements and still love each other. None of which means a split.
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Question: Is there anybody out there stupid enough to honestly believe that Brad Pitt wants to return to his ex-wife? Anybody at all?
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lol@ Phowie!
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Ursula who would want rumors of breakups, cheating, assaults, suicide attempts, ect to be around for five years? They didn’t bring this on. How is just being alive an invitation for attacks? The funny thing is they don’t do anything. They make movies, go out to dinner sometimes, and are seen with the kids once in awhile. They don’t have any drama. Even when they do make a statement or go out in public people and tabloids say it’s a publicity stunt so why bother.
I don’t understand how the tabloids can say one thing one week and say the exact opposite the next. I guess people don’t care because the tabloids have been doing the same Brad, Anelina, Jennifer stories for five yars. Obviously their magazines must be selling.
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“Shiloh begs: Daddy, don’t go!”
Isn’t that Maddox’s line?
See. Even he’s over it at this point.
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“Even he’s over it at this point.”
LOL…and so true.
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This is getting old, at least the gossip about Lady Gaga and Angelina was different and interesting, even though it was a lie too.
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OMG my dad has a beard What is he hiding? I use to come this site several months ago and there was a person named Ned who despised Brad and Angie.Did Ursula take Ned place because I noticed every comment about them is negative never neutral.
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This has to be the worst cover ever. Shiloh begs “Daddy don’t go??!” Have they no conscience? I mean, c’mon. Ok, the grown ups are all famewhores, so that I can get. But, the kids are TODDLERS. Leave them be, you vulture tabloids.
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For the life of me I don’t understand why people expect anything from Brad and Ange? They dont owe us anything or any information about their relationship just because they are A-Listers. People should just but out and let them live their lives.
I would HATE this to happen to me.
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that is such a pathetic mag.
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this is incredible! BRAKING NEWS! BRANGELINA FINALLY CALL IT QUITS! Wana know why? VODKA SOAKED-RUBBER SHEETS COVERED-SEX TOY-HANDLING-GERBILS OF DOOM SAY SO!
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I will be happy and pleased when i hear that Angie and Brad has seperated. Then they will get what they deserve and especially Angie!!! I will NEVER accept adultery (wether it was 5 years ago or yesterday)!!!
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I agree with you, Heidi. Hopefully, brad and jen will reunite soon because they are indeed a perfect match. Ange, sooner or later will get bored with brad and will look for somebody younger than brad (ange & brad age different more than 10 years)as brad get older. Jen is a decent woman and brad is unlucky to leave her for the man-eater ange.
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