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May 23
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Just what you wanted to see today: Kirsten Dunst in a bikini


Kirsten Dunst has a cute body when she’s not covering it up in layers of ill-fitting vintage clothing. She’s not too thin and her boobs are probably natural. She needs to do something about her teeth, though. I read an interview with Dunst in British In Style in which she said she thinks her teeth give her character and won’t change them, even though her mother has urged her to get them fixed. It’s not invasive like getting plastic surgery and people would say she made a wise move. She can even write it off her taxes. Dunst would have plenty of character left to go around if she got veneers.

I don’t like Kirsten Dunst, but I’m not sure why - apart from her easily mocked appearance. She doesn’t say rude or vain things all the time like Eva Longoria or Jennifer Aniston. She just seems kind of annoying. It’s like she crashed the celebrity party and never bothered to try to act like she deserved the fame and cash that go along with it.

In these pictures of her swimming at Cap d’Antibes in Antibes, about 20 minutes from Cannes, she looks happy like a little kid and I kind of feel sorry for her.

Dunst’s film “Marie Antoinette” opens at Cannes tomorrow.

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4 Responses to “Just what you wanted to see today: Kirsten Dunst in a bikini”

  1. how could you say shes not too skinny? you can count all her ribs! if you wanna check out good ol fashioned kirsten drunkst bashing cb, check out my site. she is my all time least fav. celeb.

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  2. I guess my comparison celebrities are exceptionally anorexic. She’s thin but she doesn’t look like she’s going to die.

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  3. well i guess thats true…i think its her wide hips that save her from looking that way though…there are some front shots at dlisted that show a pretty scary stomach. LOL

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  4. she looks like a malnutritioned child mixed with a cat that doesnt want to get wet!

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