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In an absolutely shocking development (rolling eyes), Heidi Montag is likely in negotiations with Playboy for yet another pictorial. Heidi posed last year, but that time it was with her old boobs – and apparently, she didn‘t even show much in that pictorial. Now she might want to show off her DDD-cup breast implants, and Playboy may be offering as much as $500,000 for the “pleasure”. Reasons why it could happen? Heidi “could use the money.” Ya think?
Heidi Montag didn’t bare much in her 2009 Playboy pictorial, but now that she’s undergone 10 plastic surgery procedures in just one day, she’s planning to show off almost all of her new self.
According to insiders, the reality star has been offered $500,000 to debut her brand-new DDD boobs in a photo shoot.
“Heidi loves her new body, but she’s especially happy about her breast implants,” her friend explains. “She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
I think it’s kind of gross to get Heidi to pose nude again. I mean, what’s the point? Just to see her massive bozongas that aren’t even real? And she just seems so… unbalanced right now. The whole thing feels disgusting. And I’m not even one of those people whose like “Oh, a girl must have issues if she’s posing nude.” Some girls just do it because they like their bodies and they’re exhibitionists or whatever. But in this one particular case, it just seems like Playboy is perpetuating Heidi’s mental illness.
Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover courtesy of Google Images.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery
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She’s so desperate to be famous. Why try to work on a talent when you can just show your new fake breasts??
Please, let’s revert to the ban of all things Twit and Twat, Kaiser.
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Why would the fellas want to see a 40+ year old woman in Playboy ?
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That last pic makes her look more hairy than dirty!
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Unless she’s gonna give up the goodies why waste your time. I’m on the Heidi watch to see when she does the full crossover to porn. I’m guessing she’s not Napalm between the sheets tho.
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LOOOOOL @ Kevin
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lol @ Kevin – especially since she can barely move her mouth! And I’m sure she’ll be doing full-on porn sometime soon…she doesn’t possess the talent to do anything else.
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Won’t this waste of space please go away.
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She “could use the money” eh, friend? Too bad she spent so much on her ridiculous surgery then. Oh yeah, and how she spent “every dollar” she had on producing that album, too.
Sheesh. Maybe she should shut up about money.
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She’s too scuzzy for Playboy now. Maybe one of the big boob mags will take her.
Maybe she can be in Penthouse or Hustler, showing off all of her bits.
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Thats so ridiculous to show off silicone sacks as though it came anywhere close to comaring to the real thing. Thats like posing in wal-mart clothes and shoes for a Vogue magazine shoot.
Are we supposed to believe it or like it?
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Who is Heidi Montag?
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Great idea, rub poo all over yourself. It reminds us that you married Spencer.
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Hilarious, all of you! She had this in mind all along. Now, her mother will really hate her for doing all this surgery. Her poor mother.
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I’m with Kevin, it’s only a matter of time till she gets into porn. I’d watch just to see if she can make a “ooh, you’re so big” face with all that plastic freezing her up.
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NO DUH. Why do think she had bigger implants done? She knew if got bigger implants she could do Playboy again. Her career is to have these surgeries and be in Playboy and the tabloids because she has no real career. “shocking” people with bad decisions like surgery at age 23 is her career. I do think she has plans to do porn as well esp since she has no real career & can only do so much to “shock” people. Im sure her and Spencers plan all along was for her to do porn.
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Her chin looks alot better now. It was huge before! THat’s it. She should’ve just left everything else ALONE!
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I wish Hugh would offer to get her psychological help not another spread (pardon the pun) =) Not that all girls who pose in Playboy need psychological help but Heidi definitely has mental issues that could turn very serious (well they already are serious with all her body morphing). I feel bad for her because she obviously has no self esteem and major mental issues and needs help.
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Her mother must just be dying.
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Okay, she’s a young woman now, but how are those massive sweater pillows gonna look when she’s old and gray? (Imagines breast drooping over her walker)
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the bigger her boobs the bigger her desperation becomes
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Can someone explain how she has a triple D bust? I swear there is such thing as an E or an F cup.
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@Ana, I’ve never understood the double/triple sizes either. And cup sizes go much higher-I have a friend who is a natural H cup. Seriously.
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Hold out Heidi! A half mil is nothing for the unveiling of those air bags.
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There are ladies that are naturally larger breasted. She is an insult to us.
I used to be a normal C cup till I got pregnant and went up to a DD in a week. I lost the weight but never lost the boobs. My brothers girlfriend is about a size 10 and has larger boobs than me! Some are just built that way.
Big boobs are a pain though. I have back ache on occasion and shirts don’t fit properly (I usually have to buy a size bigger to fit the girls in.) It is definately not sunshine and roses. Her back muscles must be killing her.
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Different countries have different cup size systems. Where I live it’s AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, F…
Oh Heidi. Get psych, not silicon! Your poor mother.
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I thought I remembered watching a t.v. show where a woman was getting a breast reduction. She had a cup size I and was having MAJOR back problems. I think they removed around eleven pounds of breast tissue.
Heid had a completely flat chest, I’m surprised you can’t see the outline of her impants through her skin.
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